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Crouching like a lioness over a cheese-grater  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
5/8/2019 5:51 pm

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5/16/2019 5:40 pm

Crouching like a lioness over a cheese-grater


I don't mean to brag but I very rarely spill anything. But when I do I get SO angry. I just spilled a thimbleful of Cherry Coke Zero and if there was a button I could press that would all life in the universe there's a split second after I spill where I would hammer that button.

a pretty even-tempered fellow (passionless and bland some would say) so the rare moments when I feel real anger, and I mean REAL anger not someone cheeses you off work anger, I don't like it all.

Did you know that tiny chick with the big rack from the Big Bang Theory is super gay? I didn't? On a scale of one to how offensive is it that when I learned this I thought "Man , as being gay becomes more acceptable to the general public there's certainly a lot more attractive lesbians". Like a probably?

A classic sitcom trope is the woman (wife usually) withholding sex to get her way.

Lesbians in fiction never withhold sex from each other, either because they understand each other well enough that this is unnecessary, or because women don't want sex and you can't withhold what you aren't having in the first place, or because doing so would trigger the collapse of the internet.

And men, of course, are incapable of withholding sex (which is why withholding sex from them is so effective), so they can't try this on their women. Plus, as noted earlier, women don't even want sex in the first place, so it wouldn't work on them anyway.

Well, except on cable, where the standards of drama have caught up to those of porn.

As you all know I am SICK TO DEATH of all the step-mom bullshit plaguing the porn industry these days. And much to my disgust I came across this -

(This is in reference to the Numenoreans taking over and colonizing the lands of the Womaw during the first Age)

'Womas Drus appeared resigned to the outside domination of the Numenoreans and many of the Womaw Hiona had disclaimed their allegiance to the Highlord. Proud and desperate Komul sought help elsewhere and turned to his age-old ally Dardarian.

Daradian met Komul at the Isle of Sunrise, at the easternmost point of in the Middle Lands. There, the elf-queen seduced her stepson using her exceptional beauty and charm."

GAH , even in Lord of the Rings I can't get away from this stepmom humping !!! Now I know that the First Acknowledgement was based on gross sex. And I can't un-know it.

JRR Tolkien. Maybe I should re-read the Game of the Thrones books, nothing unsavory happens there.

Now that I think about it there seems to be a strong streak of fantasy authors who include freaky shit like that in their books.

Hmm . . . .

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/8/2019 6:04 pm

Sex withholding has been a theme all the way back to Lysistrata. I hate to buy in on the stereotype that women don’t want sex, but I keep hearing about ‘lesbian bed death’ (how sex disappears soon after two women pair up).

And I agree, stepmom/stepdaughter etc porn is gross. Why is there so much of it?


40Deuce replies on 5/10/2019 2:55 pm:
Because everyone but us is gross?

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/8/2019 7:25 pm

    Quoting  :

If you keep reading this blog, be warned - his titles are a total separate entity from the post itself.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 5/10/2019 2:56 pm:
Oh, it all makes sense in the subtext

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/8/2019 7:26 pm

Gee, 40 ..... they're called 'fantasy' writers for a reason!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


TysonDra9 41M
30 posts
5/8/2019 7:27 pm

This made me totally LOL!


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
5/8/2019 9:09 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    If you keep reading this blog, be warned - his titles are a total separate entity from the post itself.
I’m still stuck on cheese grater. 🤷‍♀️


40Deuce replies on 5/10/2019 2:57 pm:
Crouching like a lioness over a cheese grater is an old time (and I mean 2500 years ago old) sex act that no one knows what it is anymore, all they know is it was the most expensive thing in Greek brothels

Msmealsonheels 30F  
688 posts
5/9/2019 3:27 am

It was the cheese grater that drew me in too..


40Deuce replies on 5/10/2019 2:57 pm:
I know , what would it mean?

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