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Get that ass ready to go
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Get that ass ready to go I started watching Escape at Dannemora and I think I'll like it BUT (remember that phase where I tried replacing the word but with a picture of a butt ? No one liked that) I have a pet peeve already . Benecio Del Toro's character is supposed to be a great painter but the paintings they show are the same quality you generally see from those trendy "come get wasted and paint" things the ladyfolk do these days - it's not awful but it's not anything you should be drooling over and commenting on it's masterfulness . I can get over it , but it seems like such a weird detail to overlook . I mean this isn't a low budget indy film - it doesn't cost that much to get a decent painting that someone would pay money for which . Come on Ben Stiller get it together . Yeah , Ben Stiller made that - who saw that coming ? The dude from Along Came Polly made Escape at Dunnemora . Explain that . My other initial observation about this work is that Patricia Arquette's boobs are out of control . She obviously put on some weight for this role and maybe she's one of those women where it all goes straight to the boobs but even so what the heck is going on ? Can they give you injections to make your boobs bigger temporarily ? What is going on ? I've seen Patricia Arquette before , many times , and she was walking around with those things swinging around . What is Hollywood doing ? And how are they doing it ? Which leads me to wonder , the butt double is a long and storied tradition in Hollywood , is there such a thing as a boob double ? 40 it's called a body double No , I feel like that's different . A body double usually doesn't show much right ? They're like in the shower or in a dense fogbank or something - I'm talking about like a pinch-hitter for the cleavage close ups . Yeah 40 , body double . Shut up you ! Although that scene where the boobs really come into play in the first episode was FUCKED up . It's interesting how the internet is kind of whatever because you expect to see fucked up shit there but when you see it on 'real' media it seems 1000 times worse . Speaking of a lady on twitter was saying how she would never date a man under 6 feet tall and people started roasting her with comments about her weight . Which is shitty but also you know , didn't she kind of start it ? Does thinking that make me part of the problem ? I wonder what the stunt doubles of the world think about the butt doubles . "Hey yeah , you look kind of like Zoe Saldana so we're going to set you on fire and throw you off a building , and you , you have a great ass so get that ass ready for a close up ." I don't know why but I would wager that the butt double gets paid more . Remember that scene in Bowfinger when they're looking for a butt double for Kit Ramsey and Steve Martin goes "So we need a guy with a fabulous ass , and mine's the wrong color !" I do . I love that movie . And I don't care who knows . Speaking of somehow (I really have no idea how) a boss at work found out that I play D&D and started calling me Dungeon Master . I REALLY don't like it . I admit to being a bad sport in general but the thing that sucks about being a bad sport (besides everything) is that you can't admit that you're a bad sport because good natured ribbing can very easily switch over to mean-spirited ribbing . So you kind of just have to go along with it . I'd like to see a movie about butt/boob/body doubles . I wonder how that comes about and if that's like their main thing or if they're just models and that's a side gig . Or if they're actors but they can't break into the real roles . It's akin to my desire to see a doc about softcore porn - it's just such a weird concept to me I want to know who these people are and what their story is . Can you make a career out of having a sweet ass or do you need a day job ? Do you tell all your friends to go see the movie your ass is in ? Is there a guild of butt people ? These are the things I want to know . I get really moronic e-mails at work from a company that sells corporate "games" for teambuilding and crap like that . I get a good chuckle out of how silly and OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive the stuff is . Today they were hocking fidget spinners and they gave the Five Factors for Fabulous Finger Fidgets - 1 - Not distracting 2 - Quiet 3 - Durable 4 - Interesting movements 5 - Pleasurable feel If I was still putting together profiles for dating sites that is 100% what I would use . BUT can you guess if I would put that for what I AM or what am LOOKING for ? Also I feel like #2 is superfluous given #1 which makes no sense because Four Factors for Fabulous Finger Fidgets has just as much alliteration . Remember when Gawker suggested that Halle Berry uses Brad Pitt's butt double ? I do . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I don’t remember that scene from Bowfinger, but I do remember liking that movie a lot. Hmmm maybe a re-watch.  
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