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One fine day
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One fine day Today at work I was talking to a dude and not in the middle of the sentence but in the middle of a thought apropos of nothing he says to me he says "I graduated from Yale" which threw me off slightly . After a pause I said "neat" and then continued talking about the thing we were talking about . I couldn't read the expression on his face but he clearly did not get the response he wanted . It reminded me of my friend Presto who would try to hit on women but was horrible at it and as a last ditch effort would say "I have a big dick !" That wasn't a very successful tactic . One day when I was 12 or so I was waiting for the school bus after school and the only other waiting was someone I didn't know wearing a boy scout uniform . I think he was a little younger than me but he was a big . While we were waiting for the bus a yellow muscle car of some kind pulled up with two women in it . The one in the passenger seat kind of hung out the window , took a drag on a cigarette and said "you boys want a ride ?" I said "no" and the boy scout shook his head . After a moment she said "You want to see something funny ? " and without waiting for a response she flashed her tits and then they peeled out . The boy scout started wailing crying like it was the worst thing ever . One day a lady and a dude were talking and she mentioned that her back had been hurting lately and her dude said "Maybe it's because of the extra 15 pounds you put on" . And the messed up part is he wasn't trying to be a douche - he really thought he was helping and felt super bad when her reaction was predictably poor . How could anyone be so stupid ? I mean at this point how can anyone make that mistake ? Also , is 15 pounds even enough to cause back issues ? One day I was having a stickfight with the local (which if you're not familiar is what it sounds like - wailing on each other with sticks) and my buddy Kendo decided to pick up a rock and try to hit it with his stick - which he did , he nailed that rock , right into Hayes' ball bag . It was so bad he had to go to the hospital . I found out last week that as an adult he can't have . But that was like in 1986 - if you get a hard rock to the nads in 2019 can they fix you ? Remember that time they rebooted One Day At a Time on Netflix ? I do . Did you ever read that book One Day in December ? It was pretty good . Do you think one day we'll find it ? The rainbow connection ? The lovers , the dreamers and me ? Remember that movie One Day ? It wasn't very good . A lot of people complained about Anne Hathaway's accent . I don't understand why they cast people to try different accents . I also don't understand why anyone cares - just have them use their normal speaking voice if you want to cast someone who doesn't have the right accent . One day I was talking to a lady about various horror movies and I realized that nothing good happens to someone who is reluctant to go to a party but allows themselves to be coaxed into going . Nothing . So if someone asks if you want to go to a party either be super pumped about it or don't go . One day all of this will be yours One day this pain will be useful One day this sadness will fossilize and you'll forget how to cry Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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15 pounds could hurt your back if you're already over weight to begin with. I can't help but wonder what would have happened if he suggested a breast reduction. Big boobs can be a major cause of back pain. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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One day, infinite possibilities. Some people really are thoughtless douche bags. I'm much into movies or tv very much so no, don't have any idea about Netflix or One Day. Good to see you blogging on keep it real.
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I’m almost never super pumped about going to a party. So perhaps being an introvert has saved me from a few horror scenarios.  
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