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Gypsy Curse Friday  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
12/21/2018 11:31 am

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12/22/2018 4:26 pm

Gypsy Curse Friday

Let's say you trod carelessly on the foot of a gypsy while getting on the bus . You may or may not be sorry but it doesn't matter , she's going to curse you anyway - as is the way of the gypsy .

But she's not wholly unreasonable , she's giving you a choice of curse .

Which curse do you choose ?
Having your fingers replaced with tongues
Having your genitals replaced with a mouth


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
12/21/2018 11:34 am

I assume over time you could figure out how to do most things with your tongue-fingers , typing and driving and whatnot - but you'd have to keep them from drying out since the salivary glands are in your mouth and tasting everything would be a real drag .

Have the mouth-genitals at least there would be no physical signs that people could see while you had clothes on , but there's obvious issues there .

This gypsy really has you over a barrel .

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/21/2018 12:04 pm

I voted mouth-genitals because of what you said - less obvious that you’re a freak. Unless you’re saying that your regular mouth would also disappear and you’d have to feed yourself at your crotch. And also talk out of your crotch! in that case, I choose tongue fingers.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/21/2018 2:47 pm

I'll take mouth/genitals cuz really how much different is a pussy from a mouth? Plus then I could truly, truly, truly be Super BJ!!

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