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Endless holes of fun
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Endless holes of fun Handbra is an article on wikipedia . That's where we are as a people . Did you know that in 2014 Playboy Enterprises made its site "safe for work" by covering nipples with handbras and armbras ? I didn't . Last month NASA's InSight rover landed on mars . mars is a treasure trove of scientific discovery . But it's also a death run for a lot of robots . We as a human species have sent 43 robots to mars - only 18 of them made . Those aren't great odds . But it's pretty mazing that it's been that successful . mars is 300 million miles away . And you have to hit it exactly at 12 degrees relative to the plane of mosphere . Any less = burning death . Any more = bouncing off into oblivion . During passage through the mosphere the craft will heat up to 2700 degrees and pull 12 gs of force . The process of mars entry takes about 7 minutes which is known as the seven minutes of terror because during this time period the eggheads back on earth have no idea what's happening . The forces are so intense no data can be extracted . of engineering , calculations , testing and re-testing , decades of innovation and mathematics and grueling hours of work to culminate in 420 seconds of fear and wonder . In pursuit of smething beautiful . Until my recent brush with identity theft caused me to change I used to have a hmail account for which I was soundly mocked - but now I find out that outlook is also considered and lme ! Also smeone threw a toad at me for having an analog calendar - apparently supposed to have all that on my palm pilot . People still have palm pilots right ? Also I can't find any good 2019 calendars . Today at work a fellow referred to "endless holes of fun" talking about a lady's vagina based on context but since it was plural we're left to wonder if by implication he also meant her butthole and/or mouth . This is an inappropriate thing to say at work but I think he's going to the " a foreigner here , I don't know your cusms" card and get away with it . But what really bothers me is that it's not accurate at all . All of those holes have ends . I mean the mouth and the butthole are each other's ends . I don't know what goes on the pussy exactly (just like a man miright ? ) but pretty sure it's not a bmless vortex extending in perpetuity throughout the universe . Or perhaps he meant the fun was endless - which is also not accurate . I mean first of all casual sex is only fun for the first 40 or so . But beyond that we also die eventually . Best case scenario you get like 80-90 of this kind of fun which is nowhere near endless . Side question - do you think older folks have more anal sex because the front area is kind of dried up anyway ? Probably not . On the last episode of the Deuce that watched one of the pimps said that the lady he was having the sex with was "dry as a nun" which got me to wonder RE how does that work ? Surely the sex worker is rarely if ever actually aroused right ? But I've never heard of a lady of the night carrying around lube . I mean I know as one of my HotMatch.com friends was so fond of saying to me "there's lube on the conm" (she hated lube) but there's not much . Not enough to do much good if you ask me . Which you don't . Remember the grapefruit scene frm Girls Trip ? I do . I feel like the grapefruit juice would sting the penis . Which is why I've never understood shower masturbation - getting soap in your dick stings like the fires of hell . Also why would you have a grapefruit anyway ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Doesn't it seem like there should have already been a movie where the plot is a dude kidnaps a guy's wife to get the ransom money but the guy was planning to kill his wife anyway so now the dude has to figure out what to do with said wife ? I've been thinking about writing one of them alternative history war novels that people like but the problem is the only two wars that anyone cares about are the Civil War and World War 2 - and there's clearly problems there if you try and change those outcomes . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Where to start? 1. Ruthless People starring Danny DeVito and Bette Midler. Woman is kidnapped by a disgruntled ex-employee but husband wants her dead so he refuses to pay ransom. Quite funny. 2. I use an analog calendar and I don't own a smartphone. 3. I can get you a copy of the 2019 HNW calendar PDF. You can download and print your very own 2019 analog calendar. 4. Most likely anal sex decreases with age due to possible increase in hemorrhoids. 5. I could tell you all about what goes on with the pussy but I don't want to ruin the mystique. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Hmm you have a point there, maybe I should be having more anal sex (since I don't have hemorrhoids, BJ). If I were actually having sex that is. I've seen articles that say that a woman's body lubricates, sort of as self defense, even if she's not aroused. I wouldn't want to count on that mechanism, though, personally. Maybe they apply some lube inside themselves before each transaction?   
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as a doctor who was forced to take ob gyn and neonatology . the vagina is a potential space made up of muscular walls which in the normal state lay against one another , it contains high levels of elastin so it can accomodate intrusion quite readily .though each has it's limits ,the vagina ends in the cervix a very thick strong muscular sphincter as the end of the vaginal canal and beginning of the uterus proper , if you go all the way in and through the cervix you eventually hit the top of the uterus as the inevitable end ,the uterus in non pregnant women is about the size of a large egg , it can expand to the size of a small vw beetle during pregnancy lol. you can turn rt or left and go out the fallopian tubes into the pelvic cavity ,across a tiny gap and bam you hit the ovary , when uterine lining is expelled in the wrong direction out the fallopian tube it may seed itself on the pelvic organs causing the very painful and debilitating endometriosis . please turn in your quizzes at the end of class
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The lube on the condom is near worthless. In fact, I'm sure it dries me out faster than no lube whatsoever. I don't know why we're trying to land on Mars when we haven't been back to the moon in decades. As everyone else is contemplating the technological intricacies of sending humans to Mars, very few have thought of the social implications of so few people living in such tight quarters. Some of those people are bound to start having sex (it's a biological imperative, it WILL happen). NASA has considered this. In fact, sex in low gravity is problematic in many ways, even dangerous. But has anyone considered what will happen when the first one CHEATS on someone else? We women tend to be a vengeful breed, not above going all scorched earth. I don't think NASA is prepared for The Real Housewives of Mars. "I blew all your possessions out the airlock, you and your slut girlfriend can go collect them."
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