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Three hardest things in life
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Three hardest things in life Are steel , diamond , and knowing yourself . Foghorn Leghorn said that . Pretty sure . The fourth hardest thing ? MY DICK !!!!  See that's funny because my dick is actually floppy and unsatisfying . I've always found the expression "Cutting off your nose to spite your face confusing ." Because cutting off your nose would be a great way to spite your face . Can you image how your face would feel if it didn't have a nose ? Take that face ! The expression should be "Don't spite your face when you what you want is to kick someone else in the ding-dong" . Expressions are dumb . The origin of the expression is , as per usual , absolutely horrifying . Back in the days when Vikings were the worst thing going Saint Ebba heard they were coming her way . So she gathered her nuns together and urged them to disfigure themselves , so that they might be unappealing to the Vikings - you know , for the banned R word . Which they did by cutting off their noses and upper lips . It was a mixed success at best because the Vikings were grossed out and didn't assault their virtue but they did burn them alive . Vikings were real assholes . Think about that next time you're at US Bank Stadium watching your beloved "Vikes" . Remember when the Black Keys were a thing ? I do . What happened there ? It's tempting to say that mass media appeal ruined them but that seems like something a music snob would say and I'm no music snob . The Big Come Up · Fantastic Thickfreakness · Great Rubber Factory · Super dope Magic Potion · Regular dope Attack & Release · Medium dope Brothers · Awesome El Camino · Weak Turn Blue - Pukatronic I guess that is a lot of albums . I mean how many artists release at least 6 albums that you'll listen to all the way through and love ? Not many . I guess I should cut them a break . Anyway back to the Foghorn Leghorn thing who are you ? Do you know ? I watched the first episode of Counterpart and the bald dude from SVU (not the main bald dude the other one , or was he on regular Law and Order ? ) was hanging out with "himself" from an alternate universe and I thought how awful that would be . Having to look at my own stupid face would be a pretty effective method of torture for me . I would hate that worse than 'Weight of Love" and that's a lot . But that's just physical appearance . I suspect I wouldn't like being confronted with the reality of who I am either . But I should count my blessings . I may be a fuggo with a horrible personality and a floppy unsatisfying dick who can't do a single push-up and can't make small talk to save my life . BUT on the other hand I have it pretty good . I don't have any health problems (yet) I have a good job (that I hate) and I'm free to do whatever I want (nothing) . Much like Joe Walsh life's been good to me so far . I bet I could kick Joe Walsh's ass . So I got that going for me too . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Don't despair .... there are things in this world softer than your dick. Pudding, for instance. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think what happened to the Black Keys is that Dan Auerbach is off doing his own thing. But I don't know what the cause and effect sequence was. And they certainly aren't MY beloved Vikes, in addition I think the U.S. Bank stadium is butt ugly and it took me almost a year before I realized it was supposed to be a Viking ship.    
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Don't despair .... there are things in this world softer than your dick. Pudding, for instance.  40, don't mess with Joe Walsh - just sayin.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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