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Fahrenheit 92
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Fahrenheit 92 According to a reliable source that's the optimal temperature for a woman to climax . Is it worth getting drenched in sweat to increase the changes of orgasm ? HotMatch.com's twitter account keeps telling me about articles on their blog but when I'm here I can never find it . Maybe it's just for gold members . Seems like it would be good fodder for mockery when I want to blog but am too lazy to think of anything interesting (you mean like always , ZING ! ) . I realized the other day that all piñatas are female - they're not called pinatos . So think about what kind of messages you're sending before you make that purchase . Also they have piñata Halloween costumes - which seems like an immediately bad idea unless you like getting hit with a stick . Speaking of (not really) I was chatting with a lady last night and she was trying to be coy about what she was into , so coy that I just minutes ago realized she was talking about having stuff shoved up her ass . It's funny , my assumption would be that if you like having stuff shoved up your ass you wouldn't be too shy to come out and say it but that's not true at all - plenty of people are into freaky stuff and aren't comfortable coming right out and saying it . Speaking of (not really) I saw Videodrome the other day , I had never even heard of this movie . It's really something alright . If you've ever wanted to see James Wood gunfucking himself in his own stomachvagina than this is the movie for you . It's actually got a fairly interesting story about the impact of media on society , and James Wood stomachvaginas . Don't worry I also watched Lego Batman just to keep things on an even keel . Remember the movie Twins ? I do . Danny DeVito being the genetic leftovers that makes sense , good dude for all I know but physically not a peach you know ? But Arnold Schwarzenegger as the epitome of genetic perfection ? That's a stretch . I know he was a big star at one time but was there ever a time where people didn't think he was a weird looking fella ? Fun fact that movie made over 200 million dollars in 1988 which means it probably made more money than a lot of movies you love . Also DeVito and the Governator did the movie for a % of the profits making it the biggest paycheck either of them ever got . Speaking of movies (really) I never saw any of the XXX movies (with Vin Diesel and Ice Cube not hardcore porn , I've seen that , boy howdy have I see that) but now I'm wondering if they tie in at all with the Bond franchise .  Because , as you know , in the Spy Who Loved Me , Major Anya Amasova is codenamed Agent XXX . And unlike most female characters in Bond movies she actually lived - presumably to one day pass down the title of Triple X to Vin Diesel . What I need is a movie that bridges that gap . Who born the mantle of XXX in the intervening years ? And how was the program shifted from the USSR to the United States ? Fun fact they were going to bring back Barbara Bach as Amasova in Moonraker and View to a Kill but they couldn't pull it off . Speaking of (sort of) I've always had mixed feelings about Amateur porn - on the one hand it's hotter because it's not super fako maylako but the downside is that the people involved aren't always so easy on the eyeballs . But I realized today that's not necessary a bad thing . I was watching some this morning and it made me feel better about myself . I thought "my man-boobs are smaller than that" and "it's over already ?" . Speaking of there was a local news story about so called Black Friday (if it can so be called) wherein a woman took off all her clothes and started chasing people with hedge clippers and I realized something . If someone says there's a naked woman in the area you might go take a look . But if someone says there's a naked man in the area you leave the area . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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A lot of people say that Casino Royale is one of the best Bond movies but I just dislike Daniel Craig so much . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I sorta remember Videodrome (or at least, I remember my friend who liked freaky movies going on and on about it). David Cronenberg? How does one go about distinguishing REAL amateur porn from porn that is professionally produced but touted as being amateur? Is there a Manboob test, kind of like the Bechdel test for feminism?   
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I'm going to go look at ANY naked person with hedge clippers! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I sorta remember Videodrome (or at least, I remember my friend who liked freaky movies going on and on about it). David Cronenberg? How does one go about distinguishing REAL amateur porn from porn that is professionally produced but touted as being amateur? Is there a Manboob test, kind of like the Bechdel test for feminism? i am so behind................. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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what is the bechdel test. i am so behind.................
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