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I don't even need to be in this AutoZone right now
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I don't even need to be in this AutoZone right now I was at AutoZone this morning and a lady/dude combo were having what we call back home a "set to" right there in the joint - shouting at each other about whatever it is that couples fight about . Leaving the cap off the toothpaste , toilet seat up , buying the wrong kind of tampons , banging the babysitter , etc. At one point the dude accused the lady of being a "narcissistic drama queen" which I felt deserved some points for the use of the word narcissistic but was initially downgrade as being redundant - because , I thought , aren't all drama queens narcissists ? But as I was driving home I decided that they don't have to be . Someone can be addicted to drama without having it be about them can't they ? Like if you have a friend their life is a mess and you're way into it you're technically a drama queen without being a narcissist right ? The other thought I had is that women seem much more comfortable with airing their business in public then dudes . Whenever I see these things percolating often times the dude tries to defer it until they're home but the lady just plows right ahead and makes a scene . Of course I suppose it's possible the guy is trying to move it to a venue where she fears physical violence . Did you know casual dress means jeans and a t-shirt ? I didn't . Found out the hard way . I can think of nothing more casual than my enchanting cheetah thong .  My buddy Crankshaft is way into survival videogames which I don't care for generally because I find them boring - all you're doing is trying not to die for as long as you can , that's what I do every day . But he finally roped me into playing one and I suck at it for the same reason I would suck at survival stuff in real life - I have no sense of direction . I establish a base and stockpile some stuff and then I go out foraging and I can never find my way back . Spatial awareness just isn't by bag . The funny thing is I have no problem figuring out the cardinal directions but that does me literally zero good - navigation is my issue . In my youth before GPS was a thing I got lost regularly just driving around town unless it someplace I went all the time . He recruited me to play this game because it's supposed to be easier with more people working together but instead I'm just a huge burden - like I would be in a real life survival scenario . I get a good chuckle out of dudes (it's always dudes) who think they could survive in some kind of apocalypse type scenario because they grew up on a farm or go hunting 3 times or a year or whatever other bullshit . If society ever crumbles 99.99% of people in this country are going to die instantly . Mostly because they'll shoot each other but also because they have no skills . And this is not a condemnation - there's no reason people would have these skills . That's the whole point of society .  My no masturbation streak continues unabated - but I almost hate jerked off yesterday thinking about my new co-worker that I despise . It reminded me of being in HS and I would fantasize about the girls that bullied me . Is that more or less evil than my fantasies about Columbining the whole school ? Probably more . People seem to be more accepting of cold blooded murder than sex crimes . I often wonder why I hated the girl bullies so much more than the boy bullies . Is it because being wailed on isn't as bad as being emotionally tortured ? Or is it just because they were girls and it's a gender thing ? Or is it because being bullied by a girl is an infinite feedback loop that causes more bullying because if you're bullied by a girl then clearly you're a pussy ? On a lighter note when I was at the store yesterday a dude and his lady were shopping for swimsuits and he was trying to coax her into getting a really revealing bikini because she "dresses like a librarian" and he wants to "show her off" and she sprayed him with mace right there in the store ! Hilarious . I think there a blog post on here recently where a dude was asking if he should have a say in what his woman wears - I didn't read it but I can only imagine the comments were a real trainwreck . Did you ever see the movie Trainwreck ? It was okay . This Snatched movie looks like it might be pretty funny . Did you see Snatch ? That's a great movie . Which Brad Pitt body do you like best ? Snatch Brad Pitt Fight Club Brad Pitt Troy Brad Pitt Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Interesting, I can't remember ever fantasizing about hate sex with someone I didn't like. Maybe this is another testosterone thing. On your no masturbation streak - congratulations I guess??   
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Whoa! Back up the blog bus, 40. What's this about a cheetah thong? I need proof on that. As for the other stuff, I don't like Brad Pitt's body in anything (or nothing) If you think the clothing dictatorship was bad ... you should've read the blog fight on defining a Date! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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