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Just lay back and think of England Specifically London . More specifically London Andrews  I have to admit I was a bit disappointed when I found out she was "just" a nude model and not a full blown porn star . Also who knew you could make a living in these jaded days just by being photographed nude ? I am at the right age and have the right level of interaction with twitter to be confused by it rather than "getting" it or not getting it at all . Why exactly is the Babadook a gay icon ? What's the joke ? Is it a joke ?  Yesterday LadyJayne posted a bunch of questions for dudes in her blog one of which was "would you let a dude suck your dick on a dare" ? The responses were predictable "Never , not in a million years , no , no , no , puke , I'm super straight , I'll fuck a thousand women right now to prove it , no gay here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It put me of a mind of the time I posted a picture of my junk to amuse Lala and dudes when responding to other things in the blog were compelled to add "I didn't look at your dick" you know because otherwise someone might read their response and think they LOVED IT . Now I admit asking about it in the context of a "dare" kind of makes it silly but still , I am amused by how worked up guys get about this kind of thing . We all know that homophobia stems from the fact that straight men think horrible terrible disgusting things about women and they don't like the idea that there are men out there that might think that about them but the impulse to make sure everyone know that you NOT GAY is different . Plenty of guys who are fine with gay people do it . And the fault lies , as always , with women . It's like Wanda Sykes explained - if a man comes home and finds his woman in bed with another woman he's like "JACKPOT !!!" but if a woman comes home and finds her man getting pounded in the ass but another dude she's not into it AT ALL . And a man's main motivating in life is getting laid , so the idea that if ANYONE in the WORLD think's he's gay is anathema even if they're okay with gay dudes because it could reduce their chances of getting the pussy . The ironic thing being woman LOVE banging gay guys . It makes them feel special . People are continuing to freak out over my muttonchops - I had no idea my facial hair was so important to society . I have developed three responses ; If they're being a dick about it I say (lyingly) that it's for pancreas cancer awareness on account of my uncle dying and makes them feel like shit . If they're just being a jerk about it I say (lyingly) that my girlfriend asked me to do it because she was tired of my beard scratching her pussy . If they're being an asshole about it I say the same thing only about their mom . One guy said "my mom's dead !" and I go I go "I know , it's super gross" . The age old debate amongst mankind has always been if the pope flew down and gave you the choice of being either thick or rich (unlike my shave cream which is both) which would you choose ?  Now the standard joke answer is "I'll take the cash because my dick is already HUUGE" but realistically most guys would take the big dick . But that is a bit of foolishness right there because having a big cock doesn't help you get laid really . It's not like you can just whip it out and go "eh ?" in most circumstances . Even here on the HotMatch.com , Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now , where you can put your massive member front and center it doesn't so a TON of good . Some probably , but how many women are messaging dudes saying "your dick is titanic , take me now !" ? Not many I'd wager . And this is a very small segment of the world. Most of your time your big dick does you NO good at getting you laid . Which probably makes it even more frustrating . Being an ugly dude with a big dick has to suck hard . Unless you're Ron Jeremy . But being rich ? That totally works . You don't need a big dick when you have a private jet know what I'm saying ? Women get mad at me when I say that sometimes "I wouldn't sleep with a dude just because he's rich" they say . Sure YOU wouldn't because you're not a terrible person , but there's plenty that will let me tell you . PLEN-TY . In other news one of my co-workers got drunk and ate a bunch of those silica packets they put in clothes and almost died . Is this person dumber than the person at work who said "I try to model my life after Kylie Jenner ?" In a way though you have to admire Kylie Jenner because she's become rich and famous without doing anything . She didn't even have to make a sex tape - she just rode the coat-tails of someone who did . That's pretty impressive in it's own way . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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The Babadook wasn't so bad in the end , they all became friends and lived together - just like I did with the old lady ghost in my attic . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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You get to think of someone gorgeous, like London Andrews. I get someone dead, like Jack London. Not Fair. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I've been confused about the Babadook too. Didn't even know what it was until a few weeks ago, and still don't know what the fuck it is. I saw LadyJayne's post and totally meant to respond to it. Now I need to go look for it, because I actually wrote out answers. Until then, I'll be thinking of London...
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gorgeous model pic. and just for clarity......if you had a regular sized dick would you trade for a huge dick or money? You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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You're not crazy. I don't see LadyJayne's blog anymore. Did she delete it? Did someone report her? I really wanted to tell her about my penis... umm, I mean, I miss her blog 
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I just had to return to look at that lady again. Yikes!    
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