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Sex Therapist Helps Horny Lesbian Babes  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
6/4/2017 4:35 pm

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6/7/2017 4:35 pm

Sex Therapist Helps Horny Lesbian Babes

I got an e-mail with that subject and I thought to myself "wow , what an uplifting story , here these two women were having mental health issues and they found help - that's just the kind of happy story I need right around now in these dark days" . Well imagine my surprise when I clicked on the link contained within ! I don't feel like what this therapist was doing to them was going to help at all ! If anything it seemed like she was participating in their illness ! It was quite shocking .

On the other hand the size of the thing she was shoving in one lady's ass could be an effective aversion therapy I suppose .

I was so outraged I had to masturbate in protest . If that doesn't send a message I don't know what will . Which I don't .



"A spiritual practice is one that brings us full circle—not to a new self but, rather, back to the essence of our true selves. Yoga is the practice of celebrating what is. At the end of the hero's journey, he finds that he did not need to go anywhere, that all he sought was inside him all along. Dorothy, having traveled across time and space to the land of Oz, and having struggled desperately to find her way back to Kansas, discovers that she could have gone home at any time. In the end, she learns that her adventures have simply brought her to the point where she can believe this. It is the aim of all spiritual seeking to bring us home, home to the understanding that we already have everything we need."

- Some sexy yoga lady quoting some other dude

"If they don't say 'Namaste' at the end it's not yoga"

- Smartasswoman

You may be saying "40 are there non-sexy yoga ladies ?" and there are but they're not allowed to do videos . "But 40 isn't yoga a girl thing ?" Mostly yes , but women also like looking at other hot women , it's one of the few things that unites the genders .

A strange thing happened this weekend . One was I got an erection from hearing an song . It was quite odd because the song was "Where's It's At" which while awesome is not sexy you know ? And it's not like I was thinking about anything sexual at the time , I was just driving thinking about vampires and what to do about the growing vampire problem . It was weird . I mean I'm almost 40 years old you know , unexplained boners are something I haven't had in decades .



Some people are wondering what kind of a world it is where a burlesque queen can win a prestigious wrestling title . And the answer is a wonderful one .

In conclusion Wombats are the animal of the day because Wombats are lucky and likable and will almost always pick up the check .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
6/4/2017 4:39 pm

Tomorrow's animal of the day will be the Mongoose because Mongooses are tough but tender and both relentless and flexible in the pursuit of their goals

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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
6/4/2017 5:33 pm

Masturbation as a protest medium? I'm picturing thousands of people, masturbating in front of the White House, holding signs that say "Make Body Emissions, Not Greenhouse Emissions"

I think it could catch on!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 6/5/2017 5:24 pm:
I approve of this plan

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/4/2017 6:44 pm

Actually, even though you don't see many men in yoga classes, there are quite a few male yoga teachers on the Gaia channel. Maybe because Gaia knows their audience is 95% female and wouldn't mind seeing some buff yoga dudes.

Good score on the photo from Wrestlepalooza. Queenie Von Curves is my hero.


40Deuce replies on 6/5/2017 5:24 pm:
Same principal - the point is none of them are uggos

wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
6/6/2017 10:41 pm

I agree with Superbj too.

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