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Fuck smarter AND harder Life can't always be a bed of roses said someone today . Don't roses have thorns ? Wouldn't a bed of roses be terrible ? For that matter wouldn't a bed made out of anything that's not a bed be kind of a bummer ? Do they mean stemless roses ? Life is like a bed of rose-heads ? That still doesn't seem great .  For a while there was a wrestler called Adam Rose who'd come to the ring with a bunch of flunkies called his "Rosebuds" . Then he beat up his wife so he got fired because the WWE doesn't condone violence against women .  I was going to put a picture here of one of the thousands of times a man has beaten up a woman on WWE TV but there were too many so this is just a picture of two women beating each other up - which is totally fine . They finally came out with a Guardians of the Galaxy porn parody and the dude in the Chris Pratt role is a total uggo ! I know that half the dudes in porn are monster men because the only qualification is a serious unit (speaking of I spotted a little dick porn man the other day , it's like finding a 7 leaf clover) but there are plenty of good looking porn dudes also . You cannot , CAN NOT have a troglodyte playing a role Chris Pratt played in a porn parody - that dude is hot as balls . I don't want to see some fugo nailing a chick with huge fake tits painted green - I want to see a real piece of many candy getting all up in them cosmetically enhanced guts . For shame porn industry . FOR SHAME . I also realized that GOTG is not very parodyable since two of the main characters are non-human CGIs . And they went totally off book with the villains for no apparent reason - all you needed was a blue chick and a blue dude , is that so hard ? While we're on the subject those gold women in GOTG 2 were pretty good looking you know ? The other day someone blogged a blog about how women in different age bands responded to the question "did you have an orgasm the last time you had sex" and the deal was the % went up as the women got older . First of all do you think that's because the dude's they're having sex with were also older and dudes figure it out more as they get older and flabbier and their dicks stop working ? Youth is wasted on the young and all that . And secondly I found the ratios to be astounding - if there's any truth to them . The lowest success rate was 60 something percent . That's way above what I would have expected . If on the aggregate women are having orgasms 75% of the time they bang then what the hell are they always complaining about ? I was expecting the figure to be like 26% . I think that says more about you than it doesn't about women 40 . Yeah , well so's your face ! Also the other day someone blogged a blog about screennames right here on the HotMatch.com - Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now - and it reminded me of the time I was chatting to a gal on this very website and while I don't remember what her name was it was a bit odd so I asked her it's origin and she said "Oh that's what my granddaughter calls me" . PUKATRONIC Not that she has a grand- but that she would use that for her name of a fucksite . I mean come on lady . Maybe it's different for me because I don't have but anytime anyone talks about their on here it makes me kind of queasy . Is this the place for that kind of thing ? I mean I know people can blog whatever blog they want to blog but it just seems sick and wrong and I am judging them for it . I went over to a dude's desk at work today and he was watching a video of a monkey fucking a pig . So I kicked the back of his chair real hard and he went flying ass over tea-kettle and spilled his soy juice all over himself . I feel like the world would be better if I could do that all the time without consequence . Because violence solves problems . See because I watch wrestling , it made me think that . I saw Alien Covenant (aka Alan Covert) this weekend and there was a trailer for War for the Planet for the Apes (aka the preposition the movie) which I don't think I have any interest in seeing but I do like saying "Apes together strong !" The original Planet of the Apes is great of course . Beneath the Planet of the Apes is pretty good too The rest of the original Apes movies are "meh" - the one with time travel is particularly lame . The Planet of the Apes remake with Markie-Mark was weak Rise of the Planet of the Apes with the dude from Pineapple Express , which was a reboot of the remake I guess , was pretty good . But I don't need to see any of the others after that . I get it the Apes and the people fight and in the end the Apes win . How many movies are they going to squeeze out of that . And really the scene in Rise where the dude at the shady sanctuary is wailing on Cesar and then he grabs the dude's arm and is all like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!" is really all I needed . After that it's game over for humanity . I'm not sure how many other movies there have been in the new franchise . Is Scar still around ? What's he doing ? Humping an ape is obviously wrong unless it's one of those sign language ones and it can tell you it's DTF but what about a genetically modified sentient ape-like being ? Is that okay then ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Seems like it would be ok as long is there is consent.
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You seem awfully fixated on Chris Pratt's goodlookingness. But thanks for reminding me - tomorrow is cheapo movie day at my neighborhood theater so maybe I'll go see GOTG.   
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I never saw GOTG or any of the POTA's except the fist one, so I'm kinda lost here.  Besides... where's the picture of the two women beating each other up? That's what I came here for! 
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