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Heroes of Butt-Town star in ; the Plutonium Blonde VS the Doomsday Brunette My sincerest/most perfunctory apologies if anyone reading this has this in your profile HOWEVER having "I like to have fun" in your profile is just straight up stupid . That's like saying "I am a carbon based lifeform that needs oxygen" . Everyone likes to have fun axiomatically . Saying that is literally meaningless . 40 , when people say they like to have what they're really saying it "I am like to get wasted" . Oh , I suppose that's okay then . I saw 3 minutes of a movie just now while folding clothes and I it one of the characters says "you know why I like being a criminal ?" . It was highly groan-worthy . I mean this was not said tongue-in-cheek , this was supposed to be a dramatic moment . I thought to myself that any movie with that line in it has to be awful . However the more I think about it the more I bet you could use that line in a decent movie , maybe even a good movie . I feel like that's a good challenge . What's a good next line after a character says "You know why I like being a criminal ?" One year for Christmas my cousin got a softcore porn movie from his parents as a present . There was a scantily clad hot chick on the cover but it was innocuously titled enough that it wouldn't have been obviously a skin flic - I could see how someone might think it was just a cheesy B-grade science fiction movie . I have always assumed that they did not know what it was and said cousin just had the brass balls it took to ask for a softcore porn movie and they didn't do look into it . But  it does make me wonder - how bad would it be on a scale of one to Joan Crawford for parents to knowingly give their such a movie ? Assuming the is late teens or older . It would definitely be super weird but would it be bad really ? Huh , this was a terrible way to start off a blog . I got a booty call last night . Which is hard to believe but it's not even the first time ! Granted it has been a LOOOOOONG time since I have received the call of booty . I do wonder , did I get those prior booty calls because I was younger then or because I was "active" on HotMatch.com - Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now - a bit of both probably . Anyway I hadn't talked to this lady in quite a while so we fell into the bang-lay in bed nude talking-bang-talk cycle . That's one thing I do miss about being in a relationship . At one point I asked her what happened to her boyfriend Rocko and she said "oh we're still together we're just doing an open relationship now" . I was annoyed . I says to her I says "Why didn't you tell me that ?" and she goes "why didn't you ask until now ?" Touché I suppose . I'll take part of the blame on this one but how much ? I know that my assumption that people who want to bang are NOT married/attached/whatever is a false one but have we really reached the point as a society where you have to ask before you ever have sex "hey are you seeing someone and/or pledged before god/the state of Utah to honor and obey someone ?" I feel like I should take 30% of the blame tops . BUT  I know people who spend a lot , ALOT , of time and energy checking out someone's story to see if they're really single before they get shaggy with them . So perhaps as usual I am being too easy on myself . Perhaps underneath it all I don't really want to know you know ? FYI just out of spite we did it doggy style - take that Cosmo ! She had millions of orgasms , too many really . In one of our nude talking hours we discussed the possibility of starting a band with her buddy Blueballs and my friends Troll and 2-Drawers . Which sounds the best to you ? 70's style feel good Camaro/Lake Rock Asexual new-pop gender-free straight up Orlando Soul Artistically pure East German Techno-metal Or island life-style trombone Caribbean ska ensemble And by best I mean most lucrative . Also what's the best album art of all time ? So we can copy it . I think it's this one ;  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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" What's a good next line after a character says "You know why I like being a criminal ?" Because it beats the hell out of being a victim! ....  " I says to her I says "Why didn't you tell me that ?" and she goes "why didn't you ask until now ?" Well... the fact that you were both hornier before you screwed a couple times helps. 
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Hmmm Judge Smarty rules 45% accountability. If as of the last time you were in touch with her, she had a boyfriend - then when she proposed the booty call how difficult would it have been to come back with, "So do you still have a boyfriend?" I'm giving you 5% leeway because she would have given the same reply of being in an open relationship, and it then would have been up to you to decide whether you believe that and are OK with it.   
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What's a good next line after a character says "You know why I like being a criminal ?" "yes" ... and walk away Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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What's a good next line after a character says "You know why I like being a criminal ?" "yes" ... and walk away You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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