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Care Bear Stare
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Care Bear Stare I lost a watcher while I was out of town ! God damn interns . And I was getting so close to having more watchers than Super BJ . Mass your armies at my gates Super BJ - I will never give in ! So Cal Val posts this on the Twitter when she gets a new fan ;  Which is slightly annoying . I'm thinking about unfollowing her because she tweets all the damn time , but so pretty . . . Anyway , I watched the new Dave Chappelle special this weekend and it was a mixed bag . As per usual I feel he was funnier before he was a big star . One particularly annoying thing was he laughed at his own material regularly . He was a bit too pleased with himself . But he had some funny bits . This is going to be stupid , I warn you of that in advance . One thing I really identified with was when he was talking about the Care Bears . I mean it's funny because its incongruous to think of Dave watching the Care Bears but also it was nice to know because as a youngster I could never admit to liking them - I got enough pine cones shoved up my ass by bullies you know ? I mean caring about things and being nice ? That's for GIRLS ! Sidenote how does that happen ? When I was little even before the media brainwashed me that men repress all feelings and emotions my peers were already hard at work making me dead on the inside . Such as when I was 5 if I said "I kind of like Strawberry Shortcake" I would get punched in the eye . Or when I cried in the movie theater when Spock died and Danny Denison saw me everyone mocked me relentlessly . How did they know to do that ? Is it just natural ? Side-sidenote I wasn't crying just because of the fact that Spock died , I didn't really care for Spock but I was touched by his sacrifice to save the rest of the crew . I mean I was six for fuck's sake , I was being exposed to the concept of dying for a greater purpose for the first time . Of course I cried . Anyway Dave was talking about how 'millennials' ("I'm really starting to hate that term) don't care about anything , which is not really fair , but that's incidental really . He talked about how the Care Bears went around spreading joy and love and when the bad shit happened they didn't get mad , they got determined and they linked arms and they employed the Care Bear stare - and then he made a joke about jacking off on tits , which kind of ruined but I suppose he had to do something like that . And then he talked about how mad everyone is now . We need to be more like the Care Bears . Right now we get mad which is unproductive , we need to get determined instead . Right everyone is whirling around madly on their own like a broken bumper car , we need to link arms and work together instead . Right now we look away from the bad shit happening , we need to stare right at it .  I'd like to be Tenderheart Bear but let's face it , I'm Grumpy Bear . See I told it was stupid . I also watched the Scarlet Pimpernel , it was delightful - and 1982 Jane Seymour ? Hubba-hubba you know ? Huh , this is turning into a blog just about shows I watched . That's how you rake in the watchers ! I watched an episode of a Netflix show called LOVE . In said episode the chick from Community (the blonde not the one with the rack) dumped a dude who was on two episodes of the Office and is vaguely memorable for having small roles in a lot of things . And he took said dumping in stride so the chick from Community made a point of needling him about how well he was taking it and he kind of shrugged it off so she kept after him and finally she said "bye" and he said "bye . . . " . Upon hearing this my lady friend remarked "it's always interesting when people reveal their true colors" . I found this interesting for two reasons . First of all I have had this experience before where a woman dumps me and I'm like "okay" and then she keeps coming at me and I realized that she needs there to be some drama - we can't just break up , it has to be a whole "thing" right . So I make a snarky comment and then she screams at me and says I have a little dick and she hopes I die and I ruined her life everyone's happy . But second and more importantly I found this interesting that she thoughts that people reveal their true selves when they're mad because I believe the exact opposite . I generally disregard anything anyone says when they're mad because in the heat of the moment I feel like people say thing's they don't mean , whereas obviously she has the exact opposite idea . Which is interesting . As I mulled this over I wondered if it was a gender thing . Such as , I see saying something in a heat of anger as acting out of emotion , and emotion is not the real person - that's them when they're impaired by stupid feelings . Whereas perhaps she sees it as that when you're acting emotionally that's who you really are and it's when you're "in control" that you're not being your true self . It's something to puzzle over for sure . Perhaps there is no "true self" . So anyway , how many pizzas did you order for you WrestleMania party ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I'm too old to have watched the CareBears, but I like the sound of it. Get determined, link arms and work together.  
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Sorry Grumpy Bear - you will never defeat Super BJ aka Cleavage Bear!! mwahahaha As for seeing someone's "true" colors when they get angry is closer to seeing their FULL colors. Most people are a mixture of control and emotion. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I can see why SuperBJ is beating you... 
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Also. I figured out where I had seen that guy before, it was on Mad Men. And. Some of us have been through the experience of having a partner who blows up in scary ways and then fervently sincerely apologizes afterward. After two or three of those episodes, it's hard not to start believing that the scary side is more the true colors than the sincerely apologetic side. Although SuperBJ says it well, it should be "full colors" not "true colors".
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sincerity of emotion..........dude you are getting way deep and now I have to rethink two breakups. buggah. oh and I ordered three pizzas but that should be fine since it's only me You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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I think there are lots of people out there that have no idea what their true self is. Vive La Difference
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