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Why some wrestlers wear women's underwear
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Why some wrestlers wear women's underwear You can't not touch my dick for 40 minutes of foreplay and then look down your nose at me because I have floppy dick syndrome when you finally want to bang . Erections don't last forever , there comes a time when you have to fuck of get off the cock you know what I mean ? Having sex with someone for the first time is always interesting because sex is always the same but also it's different ? Why would you not touch a dick ? If you don't want to suck a dick that's fine but why would you not touch it ? And yes I realized that technically you're touching it when it's inside you but that doesn't count . A total collapse of modern civilization would be a serious blow to the already sluggish economy . Remember that time I was playing craps and I was betting the don't come line and the croupier asked me why and I said "I always bet don't come when on a woman shooter" and everyone laughed their asses off ? That was by a wide margin the best thing I'll ever do in my life .  Once in a while people hassle me with the argument that if you don't have you're a bad person because you have a capability of give them a good life and blah blah blah . This would only make sense if there were X number of born each year and they were distributed to whoever wanted them . I mean it would make sense then to prevent poor people from getting because they'rd grow up to be poor and poor people are gross . But that's not how it works . Anyone can have , like literally anyone . Steve Buscemi can have , Paul Lazenby can have . Amy Klobuchar can have . Anyone . If you ask me having at all is wildly irresponsible give the number of people already running around this joint . People like Serena Williams . The United States Senate is the smaller more deliberative chamber of Congress . It is sometimes known as the upper body of the Congress due to the great number of boobs it possesses , whereas the House of Representatives is known as the lower body due to the great number of dicks it possesses . Since the passage of the Rastafarian Act of 198 7, the Senate has also been known as the Higher chamber of Congress . As set forth in Constitution all members of the Senate must be certifiably senile . Members may attain this status either through dementia or extreme age , but no one with a sound mind may hold a seat in the Senate. This requirement stemmed from the Founding Fathers' desire to create two legislative bodies: the lower house would represent the interests of the people and be elected on the basis of direct campaign spending by the people , while the upper house would represent no one , get very little done , generally be a roadblock that would place a check on the excesses of popular whim while working to preserve things "the way they were in the good old days" and make an ass of the country as a whole . As such any legislation requires both the approval of the House of Representatives , where approval can be attained by submitting the proper to the House Commission of Bribery , and the approval of the Senate , where approval can be obtained if you sit patiently and listen to the Senators' long rambling stories and tell them that their grandchildren are very impressive or by the NRA . The Senate is made up of two representatives from each State in the Union , a request granted after Rhode Island threatened to walk out of the Constitutional Convention in a huff "and take my shaking religious minorities with me" if it didn't get its way . Once elected , Senators serve until their death , which tends to be about six years from election . They may , however , stand for re-election as zombies . Originally the Senate was elected by the State Legislatures , who would simply promote their most senile member whenever there was a vacancy . However , following a Constitutional Amendment , Senators are now chosen on the basis of who can kiss enough babies without killing one - this change drastically reduced the number of zombies able to be elected . The presiding officer of the Senate is called the Senate Majority Leader and is chosen on the basis of who can go the longest without accidentally saying something bad about minorities . The U.S. Senate is currently made up of 77 members of the Libertarian Party , 25 members of the Green Party , 7 Democrats , 2 Republicans and a clock maker from Montana . Perhaps the most famous Senate Procedure is the filibuster r, in which a member prevents passage of legislation by continuing to talk so long that the other Senators get bored , wander off and can't vote on the bill . This can be done because the Senate requires 60 votes to close debate and vote . The 60 vote requirement was another measure added by the Founders to prevent hasty action , but it also proved problematic . Prior to the admittance of the 30th State , there were fewer than sixty Senators , so once it started , debate could not be closed because there were not enough votes to attain cloture . Thus , the Senate only infrequently attempted to debate anything until 1817 , when it began a debate about what brand of ham to purchase for the Senate lunch room . Unable to bring the measure to a vote, the debate continued for 31 years until the admission of the State of Wisconsin brought the 59th and 60th Senators to Washington , allowing debate to end . Wisconsin demanded that they should receive compensation for providing the Senators necessary to bring the measure to a vote . The Senate agreed , but realizing that they were broke (as usual), decided to ship the pork they had just ordered for their lunch room to Wisconsin , in place of monetary compensation . This incident led to the phrase "pork-barrel" politics . The senate possesses a little known power mentioned in Article Four paragraph six of the Constitution which states that when Gaius Julius Caesar enters the Senate, the senators , if fulfilling the conditions of wearing togas , holding daggers, and having a nearby statue of Pompeii , have the power to assassinate Caesar . This power has been used once in the history of the American Senate , during the Spanish-American War . 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Agreed, foreplay without the lady touching his penis is pretty weird. I believe Amy Klobuchar has indeed procreated.   
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Considering the body of your post as the answer to the implied question of your title; I am sorry to say you are very close to qualifying for membership in Congress. I am sorry to have had to mention your nearness to Congresshood, but your blog followers would be very sorry to see such a thing eventuate. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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Wait a minute.. why do some wrestlers wear underwear? Vive La Difference
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I notice that the croupier is holding the one lady's leg for her. Is that a part of their job requirements?  Now I KNOW I was in the wrong job! 
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are you sure about Steve Buscemi? because that's seriously wrong man. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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