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Are you wet ?
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Are you wet ? A dude was fucking with me at work today and finally I got sick of his nonsense so I threw blisteringly hot cider in his face and as he was screaming I thought the concept of wetness is an interesting one . For example if someone dumps Gatorade on your head you'd probably say you're all wet , but if get down working out and you'll dripping (and dropping) with sweat you wouldn't say you'll all wet I bet , you'd say you're all sweaty . Even though sweat and Gatorade are basically the same thing . If someone doused you with wine or beer or sangria you'd probably say you were all wet but it someone Carried you (ya know , blood) you definitely would not - yet blood is more water than booze . If you were covered with molasses you wouldn't say you're all wet but if you were splashed with mud you might . It seems to be more or less random . Someone said to me the other day "Am I doing this right or am I all wet ?" I thought that was super crazy , but I guess it is an expression . Have I never heard it before because it's old timey or super new ?  Cider guy did something that assholes often do when you get sick of their assholery and burn their face off with a substandard pressed apple beverage (if it was good I never would have wasted it like that) and said in that hurt confused asshole tone "I was just fuckin' with you" . Which is a very odd justification . That's like when the po-po takes you into custody and you say "I was just robbin' banks" . Yes , you were JUST doing the thing for which you are now being punished . I'm not sure what information the assholes are trying to convey when they say this . Hey lady , lighten up , I was just grabbing your pussy . After that whole pussy grabbing Trump thing came out an actress wrote a piece about how she was sexually assaulted one time and while I appreciate what she was trying to do I found it to be really poorly written . I want to make fun of it but that would be bad . Sometimes when I'm doing HotMatch.com stuff I see ladies in my area that are totally my type and I wonder "why do they never show up on my searches" then I check out their profile and see that they're married . I often forget that HotMatch.com is mostly for married people to get side action . I met a British dude the other day who's super into Captain America . Which seemed a bit off to me until my buddy JoJo reminded me that my favorite comic book was Excalibur - the leader of who is Captain Britain . Although Steve Rogers was an actual captain , I have to assume it bugs him that all the other super people call themselves Captain Suchandsuch . Captain of what ? The Lesbionic Woman and I were watching TV the other day and they were showing this robot that was programmed to make "distress" noises and try to get away from you if you hit it and LW says to me "Why would they make a robot that can feel pain" and I go "it doesn't feel pain it's just programmed to respond in a certain way to certain sensations" and she says "isn't that what pain is ?" I was flummoxed . What IS pain ? I think we can all agree that machines can't feel pain anymore than rocks can , but why ?  One lady at work said that pain isn't really a thing , that it's learned behavior - which is pretty crazy . But she was quickly outcrazied by conspiracy guy who informed me that humans aren't a natural race - and that when people have a baby it's actually a chimp and said chimp baby is given a DNA injection at the hospital that turns them into a human . People with did your OBGYN tell you about this before hand - and if so at what point - or did you find out when it happened and you freaked out ? Burn After Reading is the Coen brothers worst film . In it George Clooney makes a fucking machine for his wife . Apparently this is usually how fuck machines are made . A married dude who's crafty finds out about it , makes one , presents it to his wife who is like "whaaaa ?" and then sells it on ebay or whatnot .  And I have to wonder - who buys them ? I can't imagine that women are super into these machines as they do the thing they like least about sex - straight on back and forth jackhammering . So do gay dudes buy them ? Probably serial killers mostly . There's a ton of machine fucking porn out there . It's pretty lame if you ask me . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I am soo glad you qualified the cider throwing incident. I was ready to call the Michigan Cider Police and have you thrown into jail for wasting good cider! btw - being "all wet" is an old phrase meaning extremely mistaken ... based (probably) on the phrase "too stupid to come in out of the rain." Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I have no memory whatsoever about that particular plot element from Burn After Reading. You'd think it would be the part I'd remember the most. I went to a lecture about pain, it was pretty interesting...yes sometimes it's just your brain fucking with you, so to speak. Say you injure your knee, and initially you have legitimate pain, but then your brain gets in the "habit" of telling you it hurts and it keeps telling you so even after it's healed. Stupid brain. Does this mean people who keep reporting knee pain or back pain are malingerers? Nope, because your brain trying to tell you something hurts is a legitimate sensation of pain, just as painful as "real" pain.   
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