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Aw shit My buddy Whiskey Pete has MS . Lately he often complains of leg stiffness and muscle soreness . It just so happens that the book I'm reading mentions that having orgasms helps relieve this symptoms in people with MS . Now you're probably thinking two things ; "So what , dudes try to have orgasms all the time , you don't need to tell him ." OR "So what , dudes talk about this kind of stuff all the time , just tell him ." But Whiskey Pete ain't that sort . He's a real life 40 Year Old Virgin only in his case it's by choice . He has no interest in that sort of thing . I would wager heavily that he's never even masturbated . Sidenote upon hearing that he's a virgin many of the HotMatch.com "hook-ups" have said they wanted to bang him . Women are weird . He is the sort the person who researches everything so I'm pretty confident he already knows this but I would feel like the biggest asshole in the world if I didn't say something to him just in case he doesn't know . Although it might be tricky to jerk off if you have no interest in sex at all . So , I get to make things super weird with my old pal Whiskey Pete . And yes , I am a great friend . And yes that does turn you on . And yes I am free Friday . Sidenote I learned an interesting thing about jizzing all over the place . If you spill your seed (as they say) infrequently and/or super frequently your fertility goes down . If you leave your bullets in the chamber for a long time they get all mutated and weird and unlike the X-Men these mutants because less effective . And if you're firing off shots all the time your body doesn't have a chance to refill the ranks , know what I mean ? Since I am terrified of getting a woman pregnant , which thankfully is starting to get less and less likely as long as I stick to my age class , this means that in the event I ever do trick someone into having sex with me again I need to either start masturbating a lot more or a lot less if I want to increase the likelihood of not making any Eggos preggos . Speaking of , it is kind of sad being on match the number of women in said age class who are now super desperate to slip a or two in under the wire . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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As long as it's not a work of fiction, loan Whiskey Pete your book. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Yep it's pretty sad to be a 39 yo woman trying to "slip one under the wire". No time to leisurely select your mate, have a long engagement , or a marriage with a few lovely child free years. Nope it's straight into childbearing. And then trying to help get the kid through college at the time of life when you should be putting away money to retire. There are a surprising number of men in their 40's who have belatedly decided that they want kids though..so those ladies do have a shot at the scenario.   
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>>Don't the men in their 40s seek out inappropriately young babes for their gross old sperm ? Actually - yes, usually they do. Good point.
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