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Did Eve salt an atlas ? Eve did The other day a lady who's acquaintanceship I made cracked a joke about dude's junk being the only part of them that's moisturized . I found this to be particularly amusing because my dick often seems dry to me and I've often though I should put some lotion on it or something in the vein . Steps for being a better person 1 - Draw five sexy pictures a day 2 - Kiss your knuckles three times each night before bed - pretend each one is a crying Inuit who needs love 3 - Say name of your one true love each morning - never above a whisper , never below audible levels . Use your six inch voice . 4 - Play with toys daily . Action figures , RC cars , Legos , traditional type toys . Bonus points for yo-yos . They're a classic that holds up . Just be careful with them , no fancy tricks in crowded rooms . 5 - Refuse all calls to adventure . Live a simple life . 6 - Never play freemium games 7 - Don't worry about work . You'll be fine . Global economic collapse is eminent anyway . If you learn anything learn survival skills , but don't sweat it .  I have a date tomorrow night - with a lady ! I asked her where she might like to go for dinner and she listed off a bunch of fancy places (as fancy as it gets for DSM IA anyway , amiright ? ) and I thought "uh-oh she's a fancy lass" but it turns out she's never actually been to any of them . Not sure what that means precisely . As I've mentioned before the Jehovah's Witnesses always surprise me with their propaganda . This week it was about a world without violence and I assumed it would be "serve god , the end" like most religious propaganda but instead it was rather measured and sensible . The reason for violence was not "being a godless dirtbag" but rather "social and economic inequality , abuse of alcohol and drugs , exposure to violent behavior , and feelings of helplessness . And the solution is not "more god" but rather changing people's attitudes and behavior - love , respect and concern for others . Nothing really earthshaking there but the JWs always surprise me with the reasonableness of their message . I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop - do people really just marginalize and mock them because they have to GALL to try to convert people , you know , the way you're supposed to if you believe in that sort of thing ? There must be more to it . It was just the dude this time , his fine looking wife was not in attendance . She never says much anyway - maybe that's the catch , maybe JWs are very patriarchal . Speaking of gall , I saw some asshole at work today assholing his way into getting what he wanted and it made me sad (what else is new amiright ? ) because you don't get anything (or much anyway) in this life without asking and it seems like 88.3% of the time only<b> assholes </font></b>have the cajones to ask for anything . So they get most of the stuff . And a lot of the junk . In conclusion I think Preacher is pretty good , but Vice Principals isn't winning me over - I'm about to bail . You know how you stick with a show because you think it might turn the corner and become good ? Has that ever happened ? Yes , one time , with Parks and Rec . It started out bad , got really good in the middle , then ended like a pile of burning asbestos . Not unlike like sex with me - 40deuce , the Kentucky Gentlemen . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I know how to make bread ... from scratch ... without one of those dumb bread making machines. That's a survival skill, right? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Congrats on the date, we expect a full report of course. As for me, I have an un-date on Thursday i.e. someone I used to date is coming over to "catch up" but we have already negotiated not to have sex. I would rather go have dinner in a fancy restaurant.   
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Be wary of the date thing. People who really want to be with you don't care where you go (within reason) Embrace the suck
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No I said I would RATHER go to a fancy restaurant, referring to YOUR date. Another reason mine was an un-date was he just came over to my house and we sat around and talked.
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