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Hero 121 VS Wounded Dove
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Hero 121 VS Wounded Dove "How come when I go down to the animal shelter to get a new pet I'm a hero but when I go down to the women's shelter to get a girlfriend , alright , I'm not going to spoon feed you people , you can put two and two together ." Kyle Kinane I'd really like to go down on a lady right now . Not sure why , its hot as balls - not really face in pussy weather . Just an urge . The sad thing is there's probably a woman right now sighing to herself wishing a dude was going to town on her snatch right now . We've become so connected , yet still so far apart . I'm drinking an Aquafina Sparking Lemon Lime Water Drink right now . Its not very good but its only 10 calories . AND it claims to be free trade , whatever that means . AND it has NO aspartame . This is basically the best thing I've ever done in my life . I'm sure the can is giving me Alzheimer's though . Plus its a PepsiCo product and they're pretty evil . I feel like that's a pretty good summation of being an adult "I'm doing X , its not great but its the most responsible thing I can stand doing" . I ran into an ex of mine today and just talking to her for a few moments brought back all the sweaty horror of being in a relationship - you know where you just feel sick to your stomach and nervous all the time . This is how I feel when I'm a relationship ; Woman - 40 ! Why didn't you fly my brother to Seattle in your private jet this weekend ! 40Deuce - Uh , because you didn't ask me to . Also I don't have nor have I ever had a private jet . Woman - Well , you just have an answer for everything don't you ! 40Deuce - Um . . . . . yes ? I know I'm not being fair but that's how I feel . I just get tired of being made to feel like an asshole constantly . Eventually you just get to the point where you think in response to everything she says "Look , nobody got a gun to your head lady , if you're so pissed off all the time bugger off eh ?" And that's no good for anyone . Some people should just be alone . Good thing I'm back on Match ! Match is pretty amusing . You and this woman are a perfect match , you both don't drink coffee ! Bravo match , bravo . Slow clap . I was at the subway sandwich shop (not Subway though , they suck) today and I saw a lady there giving me the eye - you know , the lets go hump in the bathroom eye . She was just my type too - short hair , glasses , nice big ass . My corpora cavernosa, were so engorged with venous blood it was crazy . I didn't do anything about it of course because A I was probably imaging it and B any woman who wants to have sex is automatically suspicious to me . The media really did a number on me with the women hate sex thing . I can't shake it . Whenever a woman seems to like sex I assume she was abused in some way . The awful part is in my experience its usually true . Have you ever checked out the bureau of labor statistics website ? Of course you haven't . There's some pretty interesting stuff on there . I was reading about the decline of labor organizations in the US . I have always had mixed feelings about unions , probably mostly because of my personal experiences with them , but I'm starting to come around on them to some degree because despite all their problems they're really our only protection against corporate predation . I mean its not like the government is going to help us . But the real issue is in an increasingly globalized economy if you stop your company from exploiting you basically all you're doing to guarantying that they can't compete with some other company based in a country where they grind people up for the vitamins in their bones and no one bats an eyelash so you're out a job in a few years ? So what's the answer ? Cash for gold ? But where do I get the gold from ? El Dorado ? Cash for souls ? Now that's how you make money .  trope of the day Adaptation Decay The gradual distortion or even disintegration of a world and its characters during its odyssey from original source material to movie to TV movie then to television series then to video game and finally to licensed derivative work. The dramatic equivalent of photocopying a photocopy of a photocopy. The adaptation need not be subjectively worse than the original. It need only be different. Every step away from the original property involves new input from multiple directions which dilutes and changes the flavor and behavior of the story. Adaptation Decay can sometimes be minimized, and each generation of the process will remain reasonably faithful to the original. On the other hand, a strong example of the trope would result in an In-Name-Only adaptation, for better or worse. "It's a card game based on a cartoon based on an ancient religion based on a candy bar." — The Simpsons, on "Digi PokeChinPokoMon" Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Is there an Adaptation anti-Decay theory that explains movies adapted from toys/games? Like Transformers, Battleship and Angry Birds? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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