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Jaguar Durango VS The Booch
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Jaguar Durango VS The Booch I don't feel well at all . I may actually be dying . Somehow moving 800 pounds of crap into my attic on one of the hottest days of the year was a BAD idea . But how could I have known ? Well I finally did it , I finally tossed box of VHS porn . I've come close many , many times before , but its finally done for real . I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders , or crotch maybe . I almost tossed my DVDs too because they're pretty close to obsolete at this point also . Who watches DVDs anymore ? Nobody , that's who . Maybe I can cut the time in half on those and throw them away only 8 years after I quit watching . I had given away a goodly portion of my obscenely large college porn collection (I had a problem back then) but for some reason no one would ever take the whole box . Its funny , one of my HotMatch.com buddies wanted the whole thing (if you get my drift) but she would never take it because she was afraid of getting pulled over with a massive box of porn in her car . Why is that funny ? Because she was a super freak , you know , the kind you don't take home to mother ? So I found it amusing incongruous that she was worried about being caught with porn . This is a woman who would go for a walk around the lake , bump into some random dude , strike up a conversation and then be blowing him behind a tree 4 minutes later . She had a cop fetish too , I would have though being caught with a box of porn would be right up her alley .  That's the interesting thing about human people you know ? You never know what their deal is really . I realized today that in every relationship I've been in I was merely the best of limited options . And I know what you're thinking "Oh here doesn't 40 again being bleak and misanthropic" but I don't think its a negative thing , its just a fact . If you're with someone and you love them with all your heart , that doesn't mean there aren't a bunch of people you'd love just as much - there probably are there's probably people you'd love more , you just never met them . That doesn't make your love any less real . It's getting bigger every day but the field we're all playing on is limited . And that's okay you know ? I reject utterly the notion that there's ONE person out there for you , or me or whomever . That's nonsense . If that was true that person would probably be in Hyderbad . The other day some Mormons came to my house WHILE I was chatting with the Jehovah's Witnesses - awkward ! I thought they might have a religious throwdown but they didn't - which I guess is good because the JW's were looking swank as always I wouldn't have wanted to see those nice clothes get torn up . The Mormons could learn a thing from them about presentation . Also why do people still insist on trying to talk about religion ? Just give up . Here's how all those conversations go . Well here's the ignorant thing I think about THIS religion . That's offensive , here's the ignorant thing about YOUR religion ! NU-HUH ! The Bible says THIS ! NO ! The Bible says THIS ! Etc. I think I did really hurt someone's feelings the other day though - unintentionally for once . Dude said something about being Jewish and I said "Well you're not really Jewish right ? I mean you don't believe in God ." That didn't sit very well with him . I often wonder why I bother speaking at all - no good ever comes from it . In other news I just finished reading a book wherein earth gets wrecked so all the people (well not all of them , most of them just die) jump into crypods on all these ships and fly off into space . One of the ships finds a planet they can live on and wakes everyone up and they start settling and so forth and there's another species living there and they say "this is our planet , we don't want you here" and the humans say "you're not even using most of this planet , there's like 8 of you here" but the aliens don't care , they don't want humans there . But the humans are like tough . This seems reasonable to me , why should some race get a whole planet if they're not even using most of it ? He said sitting alone in his house when homelessness is a thing . Its kind of the same argument an Irish dude who's name I forget made back in the day . He was an advocate for Native American's but he didn't believe they were entitled to more land because they wanted to live a different lifestyle . His point was that 10 families of Europeans could live on the same amount of land that supported one Native dude in his customary lifestyle . Not really sure how I feel about that argument . The same thing could be said about us right ? 3 billion Chinese people could live in the space we have here . Sidenote do you believe 2 million Chinese people die a year from air quality related issues ? I don't know if I buy that . Anyway , the first ship calls all the over ships and over hundreds of years all the ships come to this planet (all the ones that didn't blow up anyway) and ejaculate their human cargo all over the place . So by the time all is said and done there's 199 times more humans than the native species . The natives are like "this is bullshit , get off our planet" but the humans are all "we have democracy , you get to vote , so its fine" . But the "aliens" are always outvoted on everything and lose more and more of their stuff and eventually they all just kill themselves . The author could have very easily made the humans total assholes who did a bunch of asshole shit but they didn't really , they just needed somewhere to live - that made it a lot more interesting to me . It does make you think how democracy is really no different from tyranny to the minority . What's the answer though ? I can come up with no better idea for a government . Hopefully the Terminators will take over soon and I won't have to worry about it . Summing up - the porn is gone , democracy is a sham , Hyderabad Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I'm just fine with democracy UNTIL the day that my ilk are outnumbered by idiots who think Donald Trump can run a country. Which I guess confirms your theory about democracy.  
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I think the Aliens should've arm wrestled for territory. Divide the planet into parcels and duke it out or played poker or Risk. oooh ... planet Monopoly! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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