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More bang for your Buck
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More bang for your Buck  Match said they wanted me back SO badly they'd give me three free months . So I went for it , although for some reason it only turned out to 10 weeks - what a rip off ! The thing I didn't pay for was less than I expected ! So I was chatting with this one gal and things seemed to be going okay , and then she (unironically) described herself as a "renegade artist" who was going "change the system" with her art . And that was that . You're 40 lady , you ain't doing shit . The reason I will never find anyone is that everyone starts with 2 strikes before they even begin . Its almost like I don't want to be with someone . LOL but that would be crazy ! Funny thing about match VS HotMatch.com - I've met way more women down to fuck on match than HotMatch.com . I'm sure there's a reason for that . Could just be that everyone knows about match , who's ever heard of HotMatch.com ? I think I did actually see a commercial on the TV for HotMatch.com once in the wee hours of the morning . It was amusing . Is OnlineBootyCallDOTCOM still a thing ? I used to see commercials for that ALL the time . I have to admit to a small fib , well I don't have to , but I will . Although I did give up on FB real fast , I do still do tweeter . It seems much better to me . You should punish me for lying - with sex . Independence Day is probably my most hated holiday . I don't really like any of them , but Independence day is the worst because not only are you annoyed on the day of you also get to be annoyed to the 10-12 days before and after by ; Mental defective sets off fireworks All the dogs in the neighborhood bark for 4-7 minutes People come outside to yell at/beat dogs Everything is finally quiet for 3 seconds Mental defective sets off fireworks All the dogs in the neighborhood bark for 4-7 minutes People come outside to yell at/beat dogs Process repeat ad nauseam Next year I'm going to sit on my yard in a rocking chair with a crossbow to keep<b> assholes </font></b>from parking my lawn and throwing parade garbage in front of my house . Why are parades even still a thing ? I mean seriously , that's the kind of thing that should only impress people in the 1800's . "Oh , I like to go so my can get candy" . Did you know that some scientist think that now you can BUY candy ? If you're so poor that you literally can't buy your own candy and you need to send your into the street for a little kiddie death struggle against other sticky morons for a handful of melted Tootsie Rolls maybe you should grow up and rob a check cashing place or something . During the opening credits of Animal Kingdom they show a tattoo being applied in super slow motion . The quivering flesh really freaks me out . I hate it . What else is new right ? 40 hates something , call the President ! What I wonder is are people getting more annoying or am I getting less tolerant ? Probably both .  Sorry I'm such a grumpy douche all the time , but in another way I am not sorry . If you want to be uplifted check out Buni's blog -she's got a picture of a lady shoving an dino head in her asshole . That's happy right ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Get more sex from match? That has got to be a fib or likely due to the absence of dick profile pics. A cute smile vs a shiny discolored dick turns me on quicker any day
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Young bucks! *swoon* I'm going to have to get you to the May Day parade in Minneapolis, that's actually a pretty cool spectacle. Although, I believe it's put on by renegade artists out to change the world, so never mind.   
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Sooooo ... what are the 2 strikes? Are they the same for every woman or is each woman's unique? What are my 2 strikes? Will the 2 strikes be followed by 2 balls? *wink.wink* Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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