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The slow drill method
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The slow drill method Sounds sexy . Its not . Its a method dentists use (or more likely insane people impersonating dentists) where instead of using any type of anesthesia they just drill into your teeth very , very , very slowly . Because that makes it hurt less ? I guess it works for anal , why not oral ? Some dentists do this because they're assholes , but in some places its a thing because anesthesia is hard to get . Its weird to think that not that long ago pretty much everyone's teeth rotted out of their heads before they were 30 . Did you know that back in Ye Olden Times fancy noblemen would put a piece of straw in their slippers (or whatever) to indicate their willingness to lie under oath for money ? Because as long as a nobleman testified on your behalf RE your character pretty much anything you did was okay . Also nobles were poor as fuck . Because worrying about money was for jerks . Now a little wisdom from Robert California - You see, I sit across from a man. I see his face. I see his eyes. Now does it matter if he wants a hundred dollars worth of paper or a hundred million dollars of deep sea fishing equipment? Don't be a fool. He wants respect. He wants love. He wants to be younger. He wants to be attractive. There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only sex. Everything is sex. You understand what I'm telling you is a universal truth. Do you know what the Obama , Bush and Clinton presidencies had in common ? During all of them the 1st family was moved out of the White House for a few days for renovations . This is a thing the Secret Service does to cover up the fact that there's been a credible threat against the president that included an undetected breach of the grounds . Fun fact . Also why didn't anyone tell me Eva Mendes was married to Ryan Gosling ? Where's that sex tape ! At that level its not even porn , its art . Is any couple going to produce more attractive offspring ? No . There's an experience worse than blindness - it's the certainty that your vision is perfect and the horror that there's no world around you to see . Found that out the other day .  I feel like I had some other thing to talk about but I forgot what it was . Something about bears . Oh well , no big loss . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Maybe about tigers? A three year old tiger died at the Minnesota Zoo last weekend. Sad.  
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There is only sex. I understand, Love Guru 40 Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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