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It's Doomsday for the Skull
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It's Doomsday for the Skull I've seen Erin Andrews 100% nude . Like a lot . And while I don't know for a surety its highly likely that she would not want for me to see her nude . I can see how as a person and a lady that could be awkward for her were I to ever meet her . Which I'll grant you is and unlikely occurrence but then again , who would have ever thought I'd meet Tara Patrick and play Dig-Dug with her ? Did you know if I don't mention that every 66 days the Republic of Georgia will de-stabilize and collapse into a Mad Max style apocalypse ? Now as the person and I am and as a dude I don't care who sees me naked , but I still feel sorry for her . But here's the kicker , if I DID ever meet here and I stripped down to "even things out" that would just upset her MORE I bet . There's really no way to win with the ladyfolk . Did you know there's such a thing as the International Journal of Impotence Research ? I didn't . But I should have assumed that there was since according to a study I just made up we spent more (time AND money) on erectile dysfunction research last year than on cancer research . I'm given to understand that there are people that like being humiliated . For reasons I won't go into right now for legal reasons I am currently a little short on cash money . Ergo if you are one of these people I will humiliate you for the price of $70 . For $150 I will do it in public . Based on my research the style I will be most comfortable with is verbal humiliation of the forced flattery variety ; such as agreeing that every decision that that I makes is wise , correct , and just , while additionally praising my physical and personality traits . Hmm now that I say that apparently there's a LOT of unintentional verbal humiliation going on amongst couples . Recently I was reminded (I cant remember by what) of an incident many years ago (and many jobs ago) wherein that terrible Outkast song (and I use the term loosely) "Hey Ya" came on the radio at work and lady who may have been as old as 40 years started dancing which seriously and legitimately freaked out the young lady sitting next to me to no end . I thought she might have a panic attack she was "bugging" so hard . Apparently the concept of a "old" lady dancing was too much for her . She had to drop everything and immediately call a friend in a tizzy to report on this miracle whereupon she was heard to whisper in awe "She's even moving her BUTT !" As if the concept of someone over the age of 26 even having a butt let ALONE moving it was the kind of thing that would shatter your sanity and ruin your life . Young people are hilarious . The other day I was driving behind a car that was spewing out so much exhaust it seemed like the dude driving it was laying down a smokescreen like in Spyhunter . But probably he wasn't . I Spyhunter the best game ever ? No . Is it the best game every to play for 11 minutes ? Yes . Was running the weapons van off the road a good idea ? No . That's part of why it was so fun to do it . For $1005 I will verbally humiliate you while I play Spyhunter . I keep hearing they're going to make a movie out of that game . It will probably suck . Did you know that blogs that are simply personal ads or advertisements of products or services are not allowed ? I did . That's why there's nothing simple about this advertisement . I was watching some pornography the other day , as is my wont , and the plot was a chick with a shaved head was banging three dudes . I am pro-chicks with shaved heads , I find it "sexy" . Probably because it makes them look more like a dude on account of I'm secretly gay . FYI that's probably why I like Shay Fox too , she has a total man voice . Anyway when it came time for the so-called money shots (if it can so be called) instead of shooting their crunk on her face as is traditional in porn , or on her tits which is still pretty traditional , or on her pubic arches which is acceptable , instead they jacked off right on top of her shaved head . Which is not exactly erotic was at least something different , I mean at least they're trying new stuff . Which made me think , does that happen in gay porn with any frequency ?  Do you think its "okay" for the state to break an agreement with a convict ? Such as murderess Sally is told "hey give up your accomplices and we won't seek capital punishment on you" and she does and they give her the needle anyway . I'm not asking if its a good idea , it clearly isn't , because once people catch on they'll stop trying to cut deals , I'm asking if that's okay "morally" . I've been asking a lot of people that and I have been surprise by the results . Almost everyone so far has said that its not okay to do that - and these are the same people who think that prisons are "too nice" and people in jail should be wailed on 24/7 and should have no rights of any kind . People are weirdly inconsistent from my point of view . Did you now what Isaac Newton predicted that in 2060 Christ would return and establish a global kingdom of peace ? I didn't . That dude was pretty sharp so probably that's true . I hope I love to see that . I may need to start working out a lot more and eating better if I want to live 45 more years . Or maybe I should quit trying to be healthy at all and give more money to people who are trying to transfer human consciousness into ape bodies . Which I assume there are some of . The sad part is that apes have really tiny wangs . Do you think its "okay" to have intercourse with an ape that has human consciousness in it ? Probably it is . I had a bunch of complaints I wanted to make about work , but eh , why bother . I guess I'd rather watch the next episode of the Wire . That's personal growth right ? And finally , this . When I was a lad I watched the show Cheers . Why I don't know because it wasn't really for . Actually I do know , I was a TV addict and I'd watch anything . There was this one episode where Sam "Mayday" Malone was trying to bang this chick and she wouldn't go for it , which was dismaying to me because Sam always banged the chicks - who was this bitch to break with the program ? But thankfully at the end they explained it , she was a "chubby chaser" and she was banging the fat guy , not Norm , but the other fat guy who hardly ever had an lines . You know one the "Bobs" from Office Space , the one who wasn't on Scrubs . So she couldn't want to bang Sam because she was completely insane . That made me feel better . Sometimes I think I should turn thus blog into a deal where I just review old sitcom episodes . Its not a bad idea . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Another head-spinning post. All I will say is that I like that Hey Ya song and I have probably danced to it. In my house though, not at the office. Must you remind me that the young people probably think I'm gross and undignified?  
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How much humiliation can I get for 37 cents? (that's all I have in my pocket) If you do review more old TV shows, I suggest WKRP in Cincinnati. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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