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Handsome and well hung ?
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Handsome and well hung ? As an un-handsome and un-hung "man" I'm getting a little tired of all these women out there looking for attractive men with big dicks . I mean what gives ? I personally have very little (if any) interest in handsome well-hung guys . It reeks of communism if you ask me - did you ever get a look at the package on Stalin ? I did , briefly . And who was more handsome than old Kremlin Joe ? Nobody , that's who . I mean let's exam this seriously . Handsome ? Isn't that just code for homosexual ? I know that women love gays guys (who doesn't ?) but that is literally barking up the wrong tree . And sure Hollywood celebrities might be able to be handsome and un-gay but that's just because they have the power of Scientology working for them . And when's the last time you saw a scientologist on HotMatch.com ? I rest my case . And well-hung ? What does that have to do with sex anyway ? In my vast experience in the realm the penis has , in actuality , a very small part to play in the love-making process . Honestly a lot of the time its barely even noticeable - or so I've been told . Truly what does a huge cock bring to the table if you examine things closely ? I can't think of a thing - aside from maybe if you're short enough you could bang out some pull-ups . Or maybe he could stand on a chair or something - either way there are more effective ways to work out right ? But on the other hand a small or very small penis opens up a bunch of interesting doors - like the nostril or the ear . Okay , okay , I know that sounds weird , but you think the first time someone said "hey , I'm going stick my dick in that asshole over there" people didn't think THAT was pretty messed up ? I know I did because I was there . Also the smaller the penis the smaller your chances of suffering penis-related trauma to the head . You get one of those big suckers flying around and there are serious risks involved . The point is that real women aren't into good-looking guys with large gentials anymore than they're into successful guys with great hair . What are they into ? Well a true American woman wants a man who's pale and flabby and needs four tries to find the clit . Why ? I don't know , I think it has something to do with Freemansons - at least according to a show on the History channel that I kind of watched . Join me next time as I examine the myth of oral sex . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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11/21/2007 9:28 pm |
I consider myself a real woman, and I prefer a man with a good heart. Handsome can be well over rated. Usually..handsome men are stuck up. They think if you are a little out of shape, they are too good to be with you. And a big dick? If the man has a small one, but has knowledge to go with it, it works out.
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