Maybe I would have better luck on here if I put up a Joe Dirt style sign that says "I won't kill you" lol. Do NOT contact me if you're not into smart, honest, creative, advenurous, orally inclined long haired guys. You won't like me. On the other hand...

My Ideal Person If you are responding to my ad, you might want to be intelligent, have a sense of humor, be laid back, and open minded. You are in at least halfway descent shape. If you can carry on a conversation, that's good too, as is the ability to form new friendships. You are inclined to tune into your lovers quirks, cues, and turn ons because you know these things help create a better experience over time. You are more or less how I have described you. You are contacting me now. Okay, listen up. When I snap my fingers, you will wake up and you will be cumming in/on my mouth. On the count of three. Ready? One. Two. And... send.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Food Play

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I don't pay much attention to celebs.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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