[COLOR crim][SIZE 4][B]RENO - "The Biggest Little God Forsaken, Scandalous City in the UNIVERSE"[SIZE 3][/B][COLOR darkblue] And that's saying something considering the universe continues to expand via spontaneous combustion!! [COLOR crim] I'm not sure what I did in this or in a past life to deserve it but for some rea that continues to elude me the geographic location Goddess (or better yet the geographic location DEVIL X() thought it might be a good idea to send me to this A #1 armpit/ass crack excuse of a town. [COLOR purple]Since I landed here from Atlanta late last year I've lost everything [B] (and I mean literally EVERYTHING} including the shirt off my back [/B] Here's just a partial list: [COLOR crim]Homeless, Penniless, Car (that had everything I owned in it) stolen, Thieves took about half of my belongings, Broke my ankle while walking all over town looking for my car, Hospitalized due to resulting infection from blisters on my hands while using crutches, blisters on my feet infected - hospitalized again, found my car, paid over 1K to get it out of storage, wound up in to jail - pulled over on my way to the hospital (car thieves stole my license plate)for the first time in my life, paid even more $$$ to get my car back again, released from jail, three days later back in jail, car stolen (AGAIN) but this time I still haven't found it, crashing on someone's couch, warrants for my arrest, not a penny to my name and today I lost my wallet!!! [B]There's a country g in here somewhere isn't there???:D[/B] [SIZE 6][B]FUCK !!!![/SIZE] I like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favorite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) I like the freckles on your chest And I like the way you like me best And I like the way you're not impressed While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress And I love the way you pass the check And I love the good times that you wreck (Good times that you wreck) And I love your lack of self-respect While you're passed out on the deck I love my hands around your neck And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) (Why not before, you never tried) (Gone for good, and this is it) I like your pants around your feet And I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favorite damn disease And I hate the places that we go And I hate the people that you know (People that you know) And I hate the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I hate the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out (Now I did, you wonder why) (Why not before, you never tried) (Gone for good, and this is it) At home, drawing pictures of mountain tops With him on top Lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a V And the dead lay in pools of maroon below Daddy didn't give attention Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care King Jeremy the wicked Oh, ruled his world Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Clearly I remember pickin' on the boy Seemed a harmless little fuck Ooo, but we unleashed a lion Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast How could I forget? And he hit me with a surprise left My jaw left hurtin', ooo, dropped wide open Just like the day, oh, like the day I heard Daddy didn't give affection, no And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear King Jeremy the wicked Oh, ruled his world Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Try to forget this Try to erase this, from the blackboard Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today [SIZE 6] ANGELA [/SIZE]spoke in, spoke in [SIZE 6] ANGELA [/SIZE]spoke in, spoke in [SIZE 6] ANGELA [/SIZE]spoke in class today And I feel that time's a wasted go So where you going 'till tomorrow? And I see that these are lies to come So would you even care? And I feel it And she feels it Where you're going for tomorrow? Where you're going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she stand alone? Where you are going for tomorrow? Where you are going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she stand alone? When the dogs do find her Got time, time to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it When the dogs do find her Got time, time to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it Where you are going for tomorrow? Where you are going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she stand alone? When the dogs do find her Got time, time to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it When the dogs do find her Got time, time to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it To find it To find it [/COLOR] [SIZE 3][B]This Ya know what I HATE?? Selfishness in the bedroom..if you're one of those guys I don't have time for you.....[COLOR indigo]UPDATE!! SITE [B]STILL[/B] UNDER CONSTRUCTION....still...I think as life unfolds..hm, wait..nevermind, that's WAY too deep for this site - NO FOOLING #:D#[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE 1](yep, that pretty much sums up my life!!)[/SIZE] [COLOR deeppink]Seriously, (wow...I'm gonna be serious for a second...YIKES!!!)....I am a year and a three-quarters older; I don't think I'm ANY wiser than I was yesterday B), [COLOR red] um...yep..uh..hmm..definitely....still workin' on it] [COLOR indigo]UPDATE: AS OF 05/29/09 I'M EVEN NEARLY A WHOLE THEREE QUARTERS OF A YEAR OLDER :D [/COLOR] [COLOR deeppink]For now I'll add the "standard" wording that most people put here... I am one sexy, horny, bitch....no wait, that's not right...it's true (except the bitch part O:) >:)), but I hate they way it's written...so....here goes: Last time..I promise!! :D About me: I'm fun, free, from the West Coast, MOVING BACK TO THE WEST COAST VERY SOON (impending departure....June/July 09 or so) friendly, funny, figuring life out as I go, [B]REAL AND FUCKABLE A REAL WOMAN...NO PLASTIC SURGERY...NO "DUES" ;-)[/b], [COLOR teal]Fabulous and Freaky (when that works anyway :7)[COLOR deeppink] and falling asleep right now [COLOR indigo][UPDATE 04/01/09: STILL FALLING ASLEEP BUT NOT BECAUSE I HAD ANOTHER B-DAY...DUH..[B]YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO IN ONE YEAR[/b] - geeze-everybody knows that^:-J (don't they??:-SS)[/COLOR] cause I was out celebrating or drowning my sorrows depending...b/c my friends forced me to join the festivities they had planned for my forty third b-day...WHEW :D^:-J I)[/COLOR] [COLOR black] zzzzzzzzzzzzz[/COLOR] [COLOR deeppink]I'll post the real "about me" soon.....oh..but wait...there's MORE...[COLOR red]I think this "is" [B]IS[/b] the "real" me!!! --whatever THAT means...oh..sorry..I'm rambling [COLOR indigo] [UPDATE AS OF 04/01/09: YEP...I'M CERTAIN IT'S THE REAL ME =D% )[/COLOR] [COLOR red][B]INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION IS REQUIRED!! You MUST be witty, fun, attractive, deep, playful, able to banter back and forth about current events, and MOST OF ALL...HAVE YOUR OWN OPINION and be willing and able to EXPRESS IT!!!![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR red][B]Please, Please, Please, Please[/b][COLOR teal]include a [B]recent face pic[/B] if you send me an email. I will respond to EVERYONE who includes a [B]*recent+[/b] face pic...I probably WON'T respond at all without one.....[/color] [COLOR deeppink] Music means a lot to me...it is very close to the core of my being and it always seems like someone has already written what is in my soul, published it, made millions, etc....no, don't even tell me I'm quoting a *Black Eyed Peas* g...if you do I'll know you're only like 12 years old...think Carly Simon...(but it IS MY soul...damn it!!) [SIZE 2][COLOR firebrick] PLEASE DO NOT contact me if you are MARRIED, IN A RELATIONSHIP, or OTHERWISE ATTACHED! I cannot get "into" someone who has a sig other. Trust is EVERYTHING to me if you are currently in a relationship and I simply cannot be a party to breaking the trust that is inherant between two people with that kind of commitment. I'm fairly certain there are are plenty of "fish in the AFF sea" who don't give a second thought to "relationship status" so please move on to someone else!!![/COLOR][/SIZE]...REALLY!!! don't do it........ [SIZE 2][COLOR green]Just one more request - Please move on if you are looking for "DISCREET" or if you can't handle a "loud-ish" woman.... While I don't broadcast my sex life from the tallest building and I do believe it's no ones business but mine and my partner's. Contrarily, "silent", "meek" and/or "discreet" are pretty much not in my vocabulary so if you are seeking someone who is "silent" during great sex, or if you otherwise need "discretion" move on to someone else- Thanks!![/SIZE]:"> [COLOR purple]GlindaWitch: My...current perspective replicated in lyrics... Its all the same, only the names will change Everyday it seems were wasting away Another place where the faces are so cold Id drive all night just to get back home Im a cowboy, on a steel I ride Im wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days And the people I meet always go their separate ways Sometimes you tell the day By the bottle that you drink And times when youre all alone all you do is think I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back I been everywhere, still Im standing tall Ive seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all Im a cowboy (cow...um...girl), on a steel I ride Im wanted dead or alive Im a cowboy, I got the night on my side Im wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive And I feel that time's a wasted go So where you going 'till tomorrow? And I see that these are lies to come So would you even care? And I feel it And she feels it Where you're going for tomorrow? Where you're going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she stand alone? Where you are going for tomorrow? Where you are going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she stand alone? When the dogs do find her Got time, time to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it When the dogs do find her Got time, time to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it Where you are going for tomorrow? Where you are going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she stand alone? When the dogs do find her Got time, time to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it When the dogs do find her Got time, time to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it To find it To find it Its so easy to blow up your problems Its so easy to play up your breakdown Its so easy to fly through a window Its so easy to fool with the sound Its so tough to get up Its so tough Its so tough to live up Its so tough on you Lifes the same Im moving in stereo Lifes the same except for my shoes Lifes the same youre shakin like tremolo Lifes the same its all inside you[COLOR purple][/COLOR][COLOR indigo][/COLOR][COLOR red][/COLOR][SIZE 6][/SIZE]

My Ideal Person I'm looking for someone who can fulfill my needs while I'm fulfilling theirs. And of course it doesn't have to be simultaneously...we can (and should) take turns ...I sometimes have a bit of trouble giving while at the same time receiving because when I'm about explode in a fantastic orgasm it's impossible for me to concentrate on anything but the pleasure I'm feeling inside!

Don't get me wrong - I LOVE to give pleasure, to see and feel your body respond to me when I'm sucking your balls as I stroke your hard cock with my "oh so soft" hands.

I want us to send each other "Over the Rainbow"!!!


I never knew this about myself until I was "properly" brought to orgasm recently - I'm a "squirter" if you pleasure me in the right places in the right ways I will respond by squirting my cum all over your hands with wave after wave of orgasms. If you're doing it right that is...but not to worry..I am pretty vocal during sex and if you're "missing the spot" I'll tell you what to do .

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Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
My Fantasy Moved to a new
page I just created .... check it out - I'm certain you
won't be sorry!!!!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A store dressing room, An elevator, Anywhere, I'm up for pretty much ANYWHERE - especially if there'sany
remo

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage, I like to be the SUB most often., Teach me a lesson-I've been BAD!!!

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No. What is it about them that gives them
the title of 'celebrity' - money? Sure some of
them are HOT HOT HOT in the looks dept., but nah, they are
just people....I bet many of them even have dismal techniques
in bed!! But...I WOULD NOT TURN DOWN A PROPOSITION FROM
JOHNNY DEPP....i'm so bad :D L-)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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