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Short Jokes 7/10/2014 When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo. When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
TOP 50 JOKES 7/10/2014 1. "I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs." Peter Kay 2. "Police arrested two yesterday, one was drinki 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
wedding ceremony 7/10/2014 Husband (watching a video): Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass! Wife: Hone 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs 7/10/2014 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die! 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
911 Emergency 7/10/2014 Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning. 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
Stupid Teacher 7/10/2014 Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love and SEX 7/10/2014 LOVE is not fulfilled without SEX SEX will not be SATISFIED without LOVE SEX alone makes you feel worried SEX with LOVE makes you feel PLEASED You may ASK any guy FOR SEX Most will HARD for y 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
Socrates' Logic: 7/9/2014 One day the great Greek philosopher Socrates (469 - 399 BC) came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
Don't fall for the big cock trap! 7/9/2014 Caution for all the ladies! Before you decide to go for big cock! It look attractive and nice but it is extremely painful and unfortunately you will never able to get good pleasure sexual exp 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
girl need money 6/1/2006 An girl arrpoached me for sex because she needed money to by something she wanted so badly. I am just confused because don't feel right to let such young girl doing it for money, and alo 0 Comments, 202 Views, 0 Votes |
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