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No More Hurricanes! Let's F__k

Guess I've been negligent re; the Group; I started it then kinda let everyone else "guide" it...oh well, life's like that sometimes...in fact I saw a show on TV about some kinda fricking newts or some small furry critter whose name didn't mean sh_t to me...in any case, at mating time these young newts went around screwing the horny female newts but apparently just getting them wet n ready and not finishing themselves because smack dab in the middle of Newt Coitus the Big Dominant Male Bad Ass Newt stomped up, chewed the shit outta the young newt, peeled his ass off the female, then proceeded to insert his dominant Newt hard on in her, impreganating her w/ the "good" newt cum. The dominant newt musta done 75 female newts a day for like a week....wow. I have absolutely NO idea what that has to do w/ HotMatch.com or this group; I mean, there ARE no dominant Ft Myers guys running around chewing on other dudes asses to get them off the female they were fortunate enough to meet via HotMatch.com...at least I doubt there are...Anyway, I felt, due to the newt thing, that I should at least take charge enough to change the Group moniker to something that made sense. Since hurricane season is long behind us, as is Turkeygiving and damn, almost Xmas/Holiday season; I know this because as the blue haired invasion progresses the local roads clog w/ 1. Those That Should Not Be Driving Because-They Wear Wraparound Glaucoma Shades, or the T2SNBDB-TW2GS, or "T squaredGS's" for short, and 2. We Who Are Always Here-w/20/20 Vision, or W2A2H-2020V's, or as I prefer "WeeWangs2020". Now, granted, even T sq'd's achieve erections or produce natural lubrication when excited by the prospect of either joining wrinkles erotically or perhaps topless beach walking that leaves only footprints & nipple drag marks as evidence of their passing. So, live and let live, but just get the F out of my lane because MY erections at 37 yrs of age are longer lasting, harder, and more prone the natural clitoris rubbing thickness coupled with my knowledge of proper angles that allow myself AND female partner to achieve what is extremely elusive for some women: ie;the Feminine multiple orgasm via intercourse, (a subject that concerns MANY men, and like my own studies, a pursuit which requires patience, endurance, proper accruetruments, and the ability to move to various positions to achieve proper angular fortitude, something best left to younger men, sorry guys of the T sq'd generation. You may have won WWII, and we luv ya for it, but use the slow lane and let us GET TO the incredibly hot beautiful gorgeous passionate erotic fulfilling WOMEN OF SW FL WHILE AT LEAST WE'RE YOUNG!!!!

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