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Mystery Prizes Awarded
Posted:Feb 20, 2016 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2021 10:40 pm
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1. Something Sweet. An eight by two inch dark chocolate dildo with a full can of whip cream.

2. Something Long. A four foot cast iron dildo… might make a good post for your mailbox.

3. Something Wet. A mason jar of goats milk… kindly provided by kzoo who claims to have collected it his own self… He says it took a while as his goats all seem to have just one nipple to squeeze and pull on… and strangely not much milk.

4. Something Firm. A paddling by SnuggleBuni41 while strapped down in her dungeon… giggles heard from the shadowy corner… shush Lala…

5. Something Nice. Lots of hugggggssss from V.

6. Something Sticky. A three foot ball of left over maple syrup products scraped off the floor of the local sugar houses here in Vermont and delivered by a genetically regenerated Dodo bird… whom it was discovered can fly after all…. You just need to feed them lots of beans.

7. Something Weird. An alien encounter of the most intimate kind…

8. Something Sexy. A free standard membership on HotMatch.com for one whole month.

9. Something OMG. This box has a warning label on it to be sure and open it from the right end… however someone forgot to mark which end is the right end. As you open the box you notice what appears to be a black kitty… then you notice this kitty is facing away and has white stripes… TOOO late you’ve just received the new gag gift of a skunk in a box.

10. Something you don’t want. You have just been caught up in the plan to kidnap the Puppy Monkey Baby in an attempt to rid the airwaves of that atrocious commercial. You will be required to hide the critter out at your home as the FBI searches far and wide for him and the kidnappers. Get lots of bananas, kibbles and mushed carrots… who knows what that thing actually eats…
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Mystery Prize
Posted:Feb 19, 2016 9:47 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2019 8:37 am
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Pick a number and get your mystery prize.

Tune in next week to see what you've won.
1 something sweet
2 something long
3 something wet
4 something firm
5 something nice
6 something sticky
7 something weird
8 something sexy
9 something OMG
10 something you don't want
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Did I give a mouse a bath
Posted:Feb 4, 2016 9:12 pm
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2020 12:01 am
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I went down to the basement the other day and put a load of clothes in the washing machine and turned it on then added the detergent and closed the lid.

I looked up at the top of the wall next to the washer and noticed that the mouse trap that was up there on the ledge of the stone wall was not there.

So I looked around on the floor and seeing nothing there I looked around on the top of the wall area thinking maybe the mouse had got his leg caught in the trap and dragged it off. I couldn't see it anywhere around there either.

The thought occurred to me that maybe the trap had fallen into the washing machine but it was full of clothes and filling up with water and had the detergent already poured on the clothes. So I looked around behind the machine... nothing except cobwebs... and dust bunnies...

Well I figured there was no way I was going to take all those wet soapy clothes out of the machine just to check to see if the mouse trap had fallen in the machine. I wondered if the trap had a mouse in it or not... if it was in the machine...

So I figured when I came back down later to move the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer I would check to see if the trap was in there or not and if it had a mouse in it or not.

Not surprisingly my work plans for the day got changed around a bit and I didn't get back home till after 10:00 PM. Surprisingly I remembered I had a load of clothes in the machine but totally forgot about the possibility of there being a mouse trap and maybe even a mouse in the wash. So I went and moved all the clothes to the dryer and turned it on and went upstairs to my bedroom.

A couple of days later (today) I remembered I had a load of clothes in the dryer that needed to be put away. So down I went to the basement and the washer/dryer area. When I walked up to the dryer I looked up and remembered the missing mouse trap So I opened the door of the dryer and started to pull the clothes out that I needed for work today and I found a mouse trap closed on the unbuttoned button up neck opening of a Henley shirt. No mouse to be seen as of yet.

As I continued to take clothes out of the dryer and fold them or hang them I caught the hint of an odor... Hmmm... I thought... that kind of smells mousy to me. so I stopped folding and started taking clothes out and putting them back in the washer after searching them.. pockets and all for the remains of Mickey.

I found him... or her after I had just about emptied the dryer. Mickey was stuck to the sleeve of one of my shirts with his claws clinging to the fabric. After prying Mickey loose and giving him/her the proper honors and depositing the clean and dried but lifeless stiff body in the trashcan I went back to the basement and finished starting the rewash of the clothes.

Now I've been feeling like I've been through the wringer lately... but I know I'm feeling a whole hell of a lot better then Mickey.
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