Motel sex
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Posted:Aug 8, 2014 6:35 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2014 5:02 am
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Over the years I've had just about all KINDS of Motel sex. This includes hotels as well but really, most occured in 'no-tell motels' mainly because they're cheap and well, easier to 'trash'. That and typically, the 'rules' are a little less restrictive at the cheaper motels.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE a nice hotel for sure but really, those just don't seem like the 'right' place for a wild group grope. Good hotels lend themselves to a much more intimate, romantic tryst if you will 
No-tell motels just WANT to be trashed and lord only knows, we've done that!
First a couple of stories:
Story one occured in FLA, St Pete beach to be specific, over a long Fourth of July weekend. My VERY good friend 'Trish the Dish' and I found a PERFECT "no tell motel" right on the beach and invited the whole 'crew' to join us there. We all arrived and got checked into two ajoining rooms after which we all hit the pool and spa and the drinks of course!
The place was actually a DUMP which was perfect for our purposes.. In total I think there was somewhere around 15 of us split pretty evenly between girls and guys.
Through the course of that first evening, we all got drunker and drunker in and around the pool/spa area to the point that the managment finally told their 'security guard' to keep a close watch on us. At one point, ALL of us were in the spa which was really made to only hold 4-5 people.. LOL The rent-a-guard wasn't happy with us and kept trying to get us to simmer down and quit overloading the spa. FInally, we all got a bit tired of him and the spa and decided to hit a really cool bar down the beach. Two things happened then that were funny. One, once we all got out of the spa, the water level dropped to almost nothing and second, Trish was hell bent on doing SOMETHING to the rent-a-guard.
Everybody else had already headed down the beach so it was just Trish, me and the guard standing round the spa. Trish started 'working' on him big time. She was rubbing her half-naked body all over him, whispering in his ear etc etc and the next thing I know, she had grabbed his handcuffs and with one smooth motion, handcuffed him to the rail that led into the spa! She then turned to me and said, lets go! About half way down the beach she showed me the key to the handcuff!
We left that poor shmuck there for about 2+ hours before we all finally got back to the motel. Yep, he was still there looking both super pissed and pathetic and still handcuffed to the rail. Some fast talking by Trish, a little more rubbing of her LUSCIOUS body against his and she finally let him go. He slinked off to the office and was quite literally not seen again for the rest of the weekend!
G_d I love that woman
We all ended up back in the rooms, drunk as hell, dong 'other things' as well. It was FLA in the '80's after all if you get my drift.
Basically, once up in the rooms, we all stripped off our bathing suites and pretty much ended up in the two showers together. Groups sex in a small motel shower really ISN'T that fun BTW. There's just NO freakin room!
Anyway, to make a LOOONG story short, we all ended up in a group grope that pretty much lasted two days and nights straight. Sure we took various breaks, dips in the pool/spa/ocean, walks along the beach, sunbathing on the beach but for the most part those were just breaks from the REAL action that was happening in the rooms.
And OMG were we ALL drunk!
By the time we were through, both rooms were totally TRASHED and they both smelled like a goat pen.
Story two: This occured right here in Indy at a Red Roof Inn one night a number of years ago. I don't remember HOW I actually got invited but no matter, I showed up around 7:30pm or so, found the room and met the hosts. They were a young, good looking couple and I remember thinking that even if nobody else showed up, this was going to be a fun evening.
Well, I didn't have to worry about others showing up! Through the course of the evening, there must have been anywhere from 20-30 other people, mostly couples who showed up, had sex and then left. At one point I remember the door was just left often and people were coming in willy nilly. Some just sat and watched, others actually joined in. In a couple of cases, one partner would join us and the other would just watch.
Anyway, there was a 'hard core' group of folks who were there all night and into the next morning and yes, Ol Tazzerman was one of them.. LOL
The male host was AMAZING. This guy had a rather large cock but what was amazing was the fact that he quite literally, went ALL freakin night without cumming. Not once and it wasn't because people weren't TRYING. At one point there were at least 4-5 of us climbing all over him TRYING as hard as we could to make this boy cum but nope, not a drop until finally, sometime the next morning, he let out a HUGE scream/moan and shot a load that I swear hit the wall on the other side of the room!
We FINALLY broke up after the motel manager threatened to call the cops and kick us out. Again, the room was absolutely trashed and the smell was...... well I think you can image it eh?
Last story: My crazy friend 'Lori' once held a gangbang at a no-tell motel where she had sex for 36+ hours straight! She wasn't the only girl there. From time to time, she had a friend with her but she did in fact take on quite literally ALL cummers, for 36 hours straight!
The pic above is the of the 'mooks' all lined up getting ready to head back into the bedroom where she was holding 'court'.
This is one of my FAVE pics of her from that day
Here's another 'action shot'
And of course, my WORLD famous multi-cock footjob shot! LOL
A legendary performance by one of the most incredible women I've ever met in my life! Needless to say, that motel room was TRASHED!
So have YOU ever trashed a motel room? Have you had 'motel sex'? Could YOU handle 36 hours straight of nothing but sex??
 -tm
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Fave things #8 Tranny/shemale ass
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Posted:Aug 7, 2014 7:47 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2014 6:55 am
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I've made no secret here about my love for my T-girlfriends. I just think they're SO damn sexy and hot. I just LOVE T-girl ass and none more so than my T--girlfriend 'Janies' incredible butt.
(Yep, the above is in fact a pic of her incredible butt)
The things she can do to me with that ass of hers are simply amazing! It (and she) is just SO tight, warm, willing and talented and there's nothing sexual I love more than having her on top of me, fucking me into a wet, gushy spot of tazzer-goo...
While we do just about ever position there is, my favortie with her (and hers as well) is reverse cowgirl. Watching as my cock slides in/out of that incredible ass of hers is just overwhelming..
The best part is pumping her ass full of cum. She just goes CRAZY when she feels me starting to come and OMG does it turn us both into total animals
I also don't have to worry about getting her prego either eh? LOL
Have you ever had the pleasure of being with a hot tranny? Is that something you'd ever want to try? Of course you gals aren't 'equipped' for this activity, although a good strap-on would work, it's just not quite the same is it? LOL
G-d I love her butt -tm
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Strong, independent, intelligent women
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Posted:Aug 7, 2014 5:24 am
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2014 5:58 am
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I hear this all the time, guys who SAY they like and want stong, independent, intelligent women but unfortnatly, from what I've seen, a lot of times when confronted with just that, they run for the hills.
There's a big part of me that thinks a LOT of guys SAY this, mainly because they THINK it will get them laid and as we all know, guys will in fact say just about anything to get the object of their lust on her back with her legs spread.
I've never understood this particular delusion. First off, if the woman in question is truly strong, smart and independent, she's going to see right though this ruse. Second, even IF the guy is able to hoodwink her initially, she's gonna figure it out eventually and then..... well hell hath no fury..... especially when you piss off a strong, smart, independent woman my friends.
I've never quite understood why guys are so threatened by the thought of a woman as an equal, as a true partner. I do believe that part of is societal, part of it can be answered in the way they were raised and maybe there is just a 'genetic' disposition for guys to act this way but eventually, you hopefully become a man and can stand up and actually be honest with the opposite sex.
It's a shame, I actually see less and less evidence of this.
I'm reminds of a post I did back in 2010 What it means to be a man .
Tazzerman
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Extreme sex
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Posted:Aug 6, 2014 6:37 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2014 4:58 am
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Todays post comes curteousy of a video I watched earlier titled Extreme German Anal Gangbang. Two very cute German girls took on anywhere from 6-10 hung guys, all in their butts, followed by a serious Bukake. Now that's pretty extreme in my book!
Of course, one persons extreme is another persons normal right?
Over the years, I've participated in more gangbangs, group gropes, various BDSM scenes and 'stuff' that I know others would consider extreme. Hell, I helped and watched my friend 'Lori' double fist some guy in the ass one day. Now THAT was extreme IMHO my friends.
For others however, that's just another "day at the office".
I think that a lot of extreme sex acts are in fact the stuff of fantasy and while people might daydream about them, they never really intend on actually doing them.
So, what do YOU consider 'Extreme'? Do you harbor any extreme fantasies? What do you consider 'crossing the line'? What's the most extreme thing YOU'VE ever done? Please share your thoughts and experiences!
-tm
p.s. How the HELL did they get up there?
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What's your favorite lube?
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Posted:Aug 5, 2014 7:03 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2014 11:03 am
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I'm just being curious and was wondering what you all like and use for lube? I LOVE Swiss Army silicone based lube. Man that stuff is SLIPPERY and it just doesn't quit! The downside is that it's sometime hard to actually wash/clean off but I'm good with that because it's just SO freakin good. The only other downside is that it's rather expensive but IMHO, it's worth every penny..
What do you like use?
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Morning sex
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Posted:Aug 5, 2014 4:11 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2014 7:12 am
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G_d I love morning sex. First off, it's a very rare morning that I don't wake up with a raging hard on so why NOT take advantage of it right? Second, I think it's the perfect way to start the day.. Some good morning sex always seems to put a nice little bounce in my step and sets my brain up right to tackle the rest of the day.
How about you folks, do you enjoy/like morning sex?
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If one is fun......
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Posted:Aug 4, 2014 5:53 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2014 7:11 am
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two have GOT to be better right? How many of you have had the pleasure of playing with two (or more) cocks at once? Does anybody here have the fantasy of doing this?
Of course, you know Ol Tazzerman has, more than once and yep, it's a hoot for sure. I've had the pleasure of being on my knees, surrounded by hard, throbbing cocks. One in each hand, one in my mouth, servicing those lovely cocks over and over and over again as they took turns fucking my throat This IS a fun activity BUT it's not something I recommend for all.
I've also been involved in large circle jerks. (10-12 guys) While they're fun, I've always thought they were kind of pointless. I don't need 10-11 other guys to jack off, I do JUST fine by myself
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Throbbing
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Posted:Aug 4, 2014 5:32 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2014 7:12 am
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We all know that dicks throb. Well I HOPE we all know this but anyway, I bet a LOT of you didn't know or realize that clits can throb also?
I've seen this phenomenon myself, up close and personal and it just confirmed in my mind, the correlation between a clit and a dick!
So have you ever seen/felt a clit throb? Does YOURS throb? Sometimes that throbbing can be VERY subtle and easily missed so I suggest you go and check it right now and come back and let us know OK -tm
p.s. Sorry the .gif is rendering so badly here but I think you get the idea eh?
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What's for dinner?
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Posted:Aug 3, 2014 1:08 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2014 6:36 am
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I'm making my world famous, eggplant, sausage, tomato, fresh mozzarella, rigatoni with a nice salad of lettuce, cuccumbers, tomatoes (From the garden), thin sliced red onion, cut up black olives and my special dressing. A piece of garlic bread on the side and a glass of some nice Chianti out of my wine closet and viola, dinner!
What are you having tonight? -tm
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150!!
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Posted:Aug 3, 2014 6:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2014 4:19 pm
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I hit 150 watchers overnight! OMG! In 13+ years of blogging out here, that's the most watchers I've ever had!!
I want to thank each and every one of you for watching and commenting... While I do in fact write for me, I also write for YOU and I deeply appreciate you foks for putting up with me!
THANK YOU!!
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The 10 commandments of being friends with benefits.
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Posted:Aug 3, 2014 5:28 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2014 6:15 am
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I found this while researching the whole question of FWBs and I thought it was spot on. Let me know your thoughts? -tm
Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love
This relationship yields a different kind of happy ending. You shouldn’t be expecting prince charming to come rescue you on a white ; you should expect someone hung like a that makes you come (hopefully). This is the easiest rule to remember but the hardest rule to follow.
It’s understandable that you can eventually start to feel comfortable in this affectionate bond you’ve got going and feelings may start to blossom. If that happens, bitch-slap yourself, sprinkle some cold water on your face, have a drink, and remember, there’s a reason you didn’t want to date this person to begin with.
Commandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext
The only text message you should be sending a friend with benefits is “my place or yours?” and possibly a naked picture that may or may not end up online someday. Other than that, don’t ask how their day was, what they had for lunch, or make any kind of bullshit small talk via text because you’re bored.
Friends with benefits have strict guidelines and if they are crossed, it leaves room for confusion, awkwardness, and disappointment.
Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits
Anything, and I do mean anything can constitute a date. So, you have to be extra careful. Grabbing a coffee the morning after? Date. Quick bite to eat before a quickie? Date. Anything that promotes conversation outside of yelling out “Oh God” … date.
Going out with someone who you have a strictly sexual relationship with leaves the door open for emotional attachment. Emotional attachment will then lead to feelings. Feelings will then lead to your humping buddy crying over a relationship that doesn’t actually exist.
Do us all a favor and leave the dates for datemyschool.com. Don’t worry though, since it’s the most private dating site out there, your FWB partner will never have to find out.
Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends
The biggest friend with benefits faux pas is introducing them to your friends and family. This is absolutely unacceptable, unless you introduce them as follows: “Hey guys this is ______, we have a strict fuck when we’re horny relationship so you’re not allowed to like this person, because I honestly don’t unless we’re in bed.”
If you introduce your friend with benefits to the people who matter in your life, and they actually end up liking the person, you’ll never hear the end of it. So, save yourself the headache and a week of soul searching and keep the relationship between you and your partner.
Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships
The reason these kinds of relationships rarely work out is because people close themselves off from finding someone they actually want to be with. They think that because they already have someone they’re sleeping with, they don’t need to look for anyone else.
A friend with benefits is a temporary fix and should never be misconstrued as a relationship. You have to be open to the possibility of meeting someone who you may actually want to spend some quality time with and eventually close your legs to the past.
Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous
Keep the lines of communication open. If you’ve met someone you like, have the courtesy to tell your sexual significant other. On the other hand, if they have met someone they like, under no circumstances can you get jealous.
The ground rules were set from the beginning: sex and nothing more. You should be able to be emotionally unattached to a friend with benefits (if you follow the commandments above) and therefore have no problem making a clean break from one another.
Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB
Quick tutorial: A back-up and a friend with benefits are two completely different entities. A back-up is a friend you probably have never slept with. You bring them to family functions, birthdays, office parties, etc. This person is most likely your best friend of the opposite sex (or same, whatever floats your boat).
A back-up is someone you may eventually end up with because everyone in your life already loves and accepts them. Never, ever, confuse a back-up for a friend with benefits. Back-ups are out there for everyone to see but, as we established before, friends with benefits are for your eyes only.
Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle
Save that shit for your next relationship. The beauty of a friend with benefits is that normal rules don’t apply. You don’t have to cuddle afterwards or spend the night, and you can tell the person what you like and how you like it and no feelings should ever get hurt. This is a no holds barred relationship, get yours and make sure you’re always getting it good.
Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend
Friends with benefits works best if it’s with a person you’ve recently met and haven’t bonded with. Don’t get me wrong, plenty of us can get drunk and hook up with a person who is actually a good friend. The trick is to not let that one hook up lead into a full blown friend with benefits relationship.
People who were actually friends before have an underlying emotional attachment to one another and that may lead to a hot mess of a relationship.
Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules
Because I know what I’m talking about.
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Precum
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Posted:Aug 3, 2014 4:36 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2014 5:23 am
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OH Lord do I LOVE that stuff. Precum! It's SO sweet and tasty so slick and slippery. Mmmmm baby!
It's funny, I've STILL not been able to get passed the 'yuck factor' regarding cum but pre-cum? I'l slurp that stuff up left and right and come back begging for more!
When arroused, I pump that stuff out like nobody's business. Hence the reason some folks have named my cock, Mr. Drippy! LOL I also know that my own precum tastes YUMMY! Its sweet and well just delish!!
Do you like precum? Have you ever tasted your own? Please share your thoughts... -tm
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Doubles
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Posted:Aug 3, 2014 4:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2014 6:40 am
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I just love it when, after I cum, my partner just keeps going... My friend 'Lori' is a master at this. After I cum, she'll just keep playing with my dick. whether it's with her feet, hands, mouth or whatever, she just doesn't STOP after I spew Tazzer-goo all over the place.
While my cock might go soft for a couple of minutes it really doesn't take much time for it to get rock hard again in this situation, especially if it was the first time I came that day.
The first time I experienced this with her was actually quite some time ago. She was giving me one of her patented, increidlbe footjobs, I came all over her lovely size 10's and she just kept going, working that cum into my dick and balls with her toes. She just would not stop and before long, SWHING, I was hard again and we were right back at it.. LOL It took her less than 5 minutes to get me hard again and it wasn't long after that, I came again, all over those incredible Monkey Toes of hers. She just LOVES having my cum all over her toes and feet.
I had the same experience with two T-girlfriends of mine one night but in that case, I came, both of them just kept going, sucking and stroking and I don't think my cock ever went soft and damnit, I actually came again in what I can only call the male equivilant of the female multi-orgasm. That was incredible!
Now I know a lot of guys, once they come, they either really don't like someone playing with their dick or they loose all interest pretty quick.
So, my questions for you folks are: Have you ever experienced this? Do you like people playing with your dick after you've cum? Will you continue playing with your guys dick after he comes? Have you ever experience a 'Double'?
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