Sex on the beach
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Posted:Aug 14, 2014 9:55 am
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2014 5:56 am
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Having lived in and spent a LARGE part of my life in FLA I have had the pleasure of having sex on both the beach and in the ocean.
I LOVE IT!
You all know I love being naked and there's no better place IMHO than on a beach. Of course you have to be careful. The sun as a way of getting into all those 'spots' that are not normall exposed and the results can in fact be painful 
But having sex on a beach and/or in the ocean is just such a natural feeling act. Not only are you 'one' with your lover, it seems to draw you closer to our Mother Earth as well. The 'motion of the ocean' can be so incredible as your honey bounces up and down on your hard manhood. It's a totally incredible experience that I HIGHLY recommend.
There's an island north of Clearwater which we all LOVED to go to. It's a state park and only accessable via boat and it's a totally undevelope, natural and incredilbe place to 'commune' with nature and your lover(s). It's definitely one of my favorite places on this earth!!
I HOPE you have the chance some day to have 'sex on the beach' if you haven't already. I assure you, it's well worth the sand getting into your crotch! -tm
p.s. Yes that's a picture of the island/beach I'm talking about. I've been right where those people are standing! What an incredible, perfect, gorgeous beach eh?
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Brutal dildos
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Posted:Aug 14, 2014 8:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2014 2:18 pm
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First off, anybody who knows me know that I am in NO way a 'brutal' lover. I'm the exact opposite and of course, I'd never do anything to hurt any of my friends..
Now with that disclaimer being said, I just LOVE shoving huge dildos up tight, wet, warm, willing little pussies. I don't really know why... OK maybe I do, read on, but I do enjoy the hell out of doing it and so do SOME of my partners, well three of them to be exact.
'Lori', 'Penelope' and 'Nicole'
Each of them LOVE my humongeous Mega-dildo and they especially love it when I combine that inordinatly HUGE monster with either my tongue or the Magic Wand on their clit.
Mega screaming orgasms ensue! That's for sure!
OIf course we don't just START by shoving that monster inside of them, oh no. That WOULD be cruel and totally brutal. We typically start with either my own dick or one of my much smaller dildos and then slowly work UP to the monster. That being said, typically once we've fucked for a while all three are wamed up, wet and ready for the MONSTER!
Aside fromt he incredible effect that HUGE dildo has on each of them, I LOVE watching it slide in and out of their pussies. You can actually see the pronounced 'corona' of it as it slides in/out of them. Watching that gargantuion monster as it slides deep inside, stretching their pussies to the max, is just an absolute turn on for me but really, to tell the truth, the thing that gets me off the most is the effect it has on THEM...
Screaming orgasms doesn't even begin to describe what happens. All three go into an almost orgasmic 'trance' if you will as they're bodies are wracked with wave after wave after wave of incredibly intense orgasms. It's very akin to fisting in a lot of ways, something all three girls absolutely LOVE also!
So, for you gals, do you enjoy having HUGE items in your pussy? Fists, huge dildos etc? Have you ever had this done to you? Can you handle it? A LOT of my friends can't and that's perfectly OK as well btw, we do 'other' things to get them to virtually the same 'place' LOL
 -tm
p.s. I have yet to find anyone brave enough to have me try to slide that monster up their ass. That would be something truly incredible!
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Femdom
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Posted:Aug 14, 2014 6:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2014 5:30 am
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Femdom, what does that term mean to YOU? Does it mean women dominating men or men dominating women or women dominating women or what?
For me, it means women dominating men and/or women.
As I mentioned in this post Strong, independent, intelligent women, I LOVE strong, independent, intelligent women, I really do.
Lots and lots and LOTS!
It's funny, I don't often get to say that about women and sex though. This doesn't mean I don't ENJOY dominate women in bed, I just never really get to. The only woman in my life who truly falls into this category is my friend 'Lori' and she's really only a part time dominatrix if you will. She's really a submissive but like me, she can and does switch periodically.
I'm naturally dominate but like my friend, I can switch from time to time and I do LOVE experiencing the submissive side of things.
I've known a LOT of strong women who for whatever the reason end up being submissive in the sack. I certainly don't mind that but there are times when I 'crave' a women bending ME to her will.
Part of the 'craving' is that it's nice to sometimes NOT be the one who initiates things, who comes up with new 'things', who has the weight of 'performing' always on his shoulders so to speak. I love those times when I can just sit back and be TOLD what to do
So, my question for today is simple, are YOU capable of being a dominate woman in sexual situations? Do you enjoy that role? How do YOU dominate a man (or woman) in regards to sex? What would you make ME do?
Guys, have you ever been dominated by a woman, sexually? Did you enjoy it? What about it did you enjoy?
-tm
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BDSM 'stuff'
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Posted:Aug 13, 2014 1:28 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2014 5:57 am
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I've written a lot about my sex toys, various dildos, the indespensible Magic Wand etc but what I haven't talked about is ALL of the various BDSM gear I have which is kind of funny given the fact that my BDSM gear FAR outnumbers my various 'sex toys' by far!
Starting with my ropes, I have about 15-20 different ones. They are not only of different thickness, length and color, they're also made out of different materials ranging from hemp to jute and everything in between. Aside from real hemp rope which is a bit hard to find AND expensive, the best for bondage is single core nylon. I have a variety of lengths, guages and colors and I use each for different applications.
In addition to the actual ropes, I also have a set of very small guage 'lines' that I use predomitatly for foot/toe bondage and depending upon the girls breast size, I'll use them for boob bondage on some girls. They're also useful for CBT (cock/ball/torture) although I don't really practice the 'torture' part I DO love cock/ball bondage!
I also have a set of four black leather cuffs with metal 'D' rings and carabiners. They all match and are made from very soft leather. Each is attached via a notched, belt-like strap and are fully adjustable and very comfortable.
There are also various other items such as a couple of different kinds of nipple clips and other 'stuff' that rounds out my restraints.
I have a hand made flogger which my good friend 'Lori' gave me. The straps are made out of seude leather and it's VERY heavy duty and works GREAT.. I also have a leather riding crop which is one VERY wicked 'tool' to use on a persons back and ass that's for sure along with a couple of canes, one made of wood the other out of fiberglass. There's also a whip, again a present from my friend Lori and various wooden paddles.
That rounds out the 'wacking' items
I also have various male chastity devices, butt plugs and some wooden 'stocks' made to restrain either the wrists/neck or I use them more to restrain a girls ankles with (I wonder why)
Oh I forgot, I also have a studded leather collar and a leash and varous blindfolds and ball gags.
That rounds out my BDSM gear.
I also have a few 'attachment' points setup discretly in my living room and bedroom and a rope/pully thingie that I can use to suspend folks when needed.
IMHO, this is a 'basic kit' for anybody who is interested in any real, serious BDSM play. It all fits in a nice bag that zips up so I can carry it all around discretly. (Everything except the stocks fit in there) Sure you can get by without some of the items but eventually, you're gonna want prety much everything I've got.
So, anybody wanna come over and PLAY with me? 
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Correcting some possilbe misinformation
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Posted:Aug 13, 2014 6:36 am
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2014 3:58 am
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One this blog post [post 3464229] the writer included this paragraph regarding Jewish, ritual circumcision:
"Bar mitzvah, Jewish men have kinda of a choice they don't receive it until they are thirteen. After this age, the boys bear their own responsibility for Jewish ritual law, tradition, and ethics, and are able to participate in all areas of Jewish community life. Traditionally, the father of the bar mitzvah gives thanks to God that he is no longer punished for the 's sins (Genesis Rabba, Toldot 23:11). In addition to being considered accountable for their actions from a religious perspective, b'nai mitzvah may be counted towards a minyan (prayer quorum) and may lead prayer and other religious services in the family and the community."
Everything is pretty much correct EXCEPT for the first sentence. Jewish boys do NOT get circumcized at age thirteen and no, they do NOT have a choice! Typically, a Jewish boy is circumcized EIGHT days after birth in a ceremony called a Brit Milah which is then followed by a celebratory meal (seudat mitzvah).
The circumcision represents the covenant between G-d and the Jewish people.
(Genesis 17:10-14) God commanded the Biblical patriarch Abraham to be circumcised, an act to be followed by his descendants:
10 This is My covenant, which ye shall keep, between Me and you and thy seed after thee: every male among you shall be circumcised.
This ritual is specific to Jews but these days, particularlly in the U.S., most male babies are in fact circumcised. I'm not going to go into a huge diatribe about WHY that occurs but it really has nothing to do with the Jewish religion.
I can't post a comment on that girls blog or I would have posted this there so instead, I thought I'd post it on my blog just to make sure to address what I preceive as some serious misinformation.
It's a public service eh? -tm
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Footjobs ain't easy
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Posted:Aug 13, 2014 6:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2014 6:33 am
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Footjobs are NOT easy to do. Human legs and feet really weren't ever meant to move in the ways needed or more importantely, for the time needed, in order to perform a good footjob. You don't believe me? Try it sometime! It can be a serious workout my friends!
Ol Tazzerman has given lots and lots and LOTS of woman and a couple of T-girls instruction on how to give a proper footjob and more to the point, how to do it in such a way as to avoid some of the more taxing and painful aspects associated with using those lovely legs and feet in ways G_d never intended. (Or maybe he/she DID intend it. Is G_d a footfetsh? Thats a possible topic for another day eh?)
The number one way to keep my lover from petering out, no pun intended, is for ME to do all the work! I'm MORE than happy to lube those luscious little tootsies up and fuck them all by myself. Thats the easiest way for sure and while it's fun and accomplishes what we're looking for, it's NOT quite the same as having an 'active partner' working over my cock with her cute little toes and soles.
Positioning can make ALL the difference. It's much easier for my girl to lay on her stomach and work my cock while moving her feet/calves up and down in that position than it is for her to try and lift her whole leg the front way. Much easier BTW. This position is kind of like a reverse cowgirl in some ways with the added benefit for me at least, of being able to watch her lovey ass as she works her feet/soles on my dick!
Another good position is me, laying on the floor with her in a chair next to me. This does mean she has to lift her legs a bit but she can concentrate on just moving her toes/feet over my cock. One thing to watch out for here is her digging her heels into my thighs/crotch! Ouch!
You would think that having two girls would make things easier but in fact, it makes things a little tougher.
Of course, as in all things sexual, practice makes perfect. Try different positions, work at it, have her use her toes even more than her soles and I'm sure you'll find one where your honey is comfy and can please you fully!
Extra credit for her licking your cum off her toes and soles as you watch -tm
p.s. Double extra credit: her sliding a toe up your butt while she's giving you a footjob
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HNW Masturbation (Kind of) LOL
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Posted:Aug 13, 2014 5:19 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2014 5:28 pm
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Here's an 'action shot' of the lovely 'Penelope' in action with three of my friends. She IS technically stroking (yes, and sucking) on all three so I guess this qualifies eh? Either way, it's a fun pic of a VERY talented girl doing 'her thing'! Enjoy! -tm
Bonus pic
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What's your favorite 'thing'?
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Posted:Aug 12, 2014 7:23 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2014 2:38 am
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I just got to thinking, I've posted a bunch about MY favorite things (sexual of course) but I've been remiss and have never asked YOU folks about YOUR favorite things so here's a post just for you to share with me/us what YOUR favorite sexual things are...
Please share with us.. This post and these blogs are SO much more fun and interesting when you comment!
So, what are YOUR favorite sexual things? -tm
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Fave things #8 Being naked
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Posted:Aug 12, 2014 6:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2014 3:34 am
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I LOVE being naked. Hell I'm naked right now, sitting here at my 'puter, watching the news and the sad story of Robin Williams death, cup-o-java by my side, sitting on my dick and balls. Nanu nanu!
Ah that's better. Slight readjustment and now the 'boys' are hangin free again...
There's a pile of dishes over there calling my name so it'a almost time for some nude dishwashing.
(I got up and did the dishes, naked of course, and now back to this post)
My friend 'Tom' will probably drop by shortly for some coffee and I certainly won't be putting on any clothes for him. I never do. Why bother? We have seen each other naked many many many times and well, we've sucked either others cocks more times than I can count so again, why bother?
A little while later, I have a meeting so I will HAVE to get dressed but then I'll be back home and the first thing I'll do is get naked again.
If I could do yardwork/mow the yard naked I would. Get some sun, air out the boys, what could be better eh?
I mentioned in another bloggers post about camping and how much I LOVE being naked in the woods.
Back 'in the day' when I lived in Fla and had a boat, there were MANY times we were out on the Gulf buck naked. Hell I skied and kneeboarded naked! LOL
There's almost NOTHING I like better than a whole house full of naked people. Everybody, guys and gals, flopping around free and unencombered. I just LOVE it. No guile, nothing hidden just us people, as G_d intended us to be eh? Real, totally exposed.
I know I've writen on this topic many times before but I just can't help it. It's very near and dear to my heart.
So ya wanna come over and get naked with me? I can problably whip up some blueberry pancakes -tm
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Incredible women
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Posted:Aug 11, 2014 3:15 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2014 6:49 am
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I've been VERY lucky in my life to have known SO many totally amazing, incredible women and I've loved each and everyone of them with my total heart and soul.
Of course there was my wife of 18+ years, may she rest in peace, who was my partner and soul mate in all ways possible.
My current girlfriend who I love OH so dearly. I thank my lucky stars on a daily basis for having her come into my life!
OIder girlfriends who I remember with GREAT fondness, each of whom helped shape me into the man I am today.
Even my lesbian friends who were there for me through thick and thin back 'in the day'....
Then theres' my good friend 'Lori' who I just love so very much for so many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that she has the most loving, open and caring heart I've ever seen. Of course she also has the most incredible AND talented size 10 'flippers' but that's whole different thing right? LOL
Last but NOT least was my mother, may she rest in peace. She who gave birth to me, nurtured and took care of me, provided for me and my sister after my father died, who stood by me and NEVER ever stopped believing in me.
What can I say, she was the BEST of all
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Romancing the stone....
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Posted:Aug 11, 2014 7:32 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2014 6:53 am
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I AM a true romantic at heart. Always have been. Hell the whole essence of The PPPS is nothing if not romance. At least that's how I approach it.
I think a lot of guys are pretty much clueless when it comes to romance in general and even moreso when it comes to sex.
In our defense, we're really never 'taught' HOW to be romantic. There's no Romance 101 offered anywhere and pretty much we're left to trying to figure it out by ourselves, with the help of you ladies of course. That's all predicated on the guy in question even caring enough TO learn and/or research/figure it out..
Good luck with THAT LOL
That's a shame though because there is no surer way to a womans heart (and pussy) than romance my friends.
Romance is actually a VERY cerebral thing. It's all in the mind and I think that's where part of the problem is because, as we all know, guys think with their dicks. LOL
My age old statement about how men and women look at sex comes into play here: Women need a REASON to have sex, men just need a place!
Over the years, I've seen the truth of this statment first hand, over and over again.
A lot of times, that 'reason' for women is in fact romance. Sure there's a LOT more to that reason and of course, every girl is different so your mileage may vary here but I'm talking in generalities here
So, with all that being said, I'd LOVE to hear from you girls on this topic if for no other reason than for the guys who read this to see what YOU think and maybe, just maybe, your thoughts and comments will be able to spark a revolution out here and HELP us men to be more romantic and attentive to your needs... -tm
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The 'Guarantee'
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Posted:Aug 10, 2014 9:00 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2014 2:28 pm
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I can't believe HotMatch.com is STILL doing this. I logged in and saw this for the first time in a long time.
The text doesn't actually show up in the image above but Ol Tazzerman is diligent and has saved it for you. Here it is:
"AS THE LARGEST ADULT DATING SITE, WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT TAKES TO GET SOME ACTION. IN FACT, WE GUARANTEE YOU WILL GET LAID WITHIN 3 MONTHS IF YOU FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?"
And what are those 'simple rules"
Here are the rules you need to follow to get laid or get 3 months free:
"Maintain a gold account status for three months
Log in at least once a month
Send at least 3 emails a month
Create at least one blog or group post each month
If you follow the rules and don't get laid, then send an email to Customer Service, and tell us that you just couldn't get laid, and we will extend your membership for three months. This offer is only valid once per customer for orders prior to the date three months from now. For orders placed today, you must claim your free 3 months prior to seven months from now. This guarantee is subject to our Terms of Use. So what are you waiting for, upgrade your sex life today!"
They have toned this "Guarantee" down just a bit but I still find it HIGHLY offensive! So basically, they're saying that it's just simply a 'numbers game'. Buy a Gold membership OR COURSE, that's the whole POINT right, then just play the numbers. Send out enough emails, post some blog or group posts and viola, you'll get laid, Guaranteed!
I'd like to know if ANY of you have actually taken them up on this? After three months of Gold membership and following their 'rules', did you get laid? If not, did you contact Customer Support and did you get your Gold membership extended?
And we wonder why some folks act the way they do out here eh?
I've been on this site for 13+ years and I've always thought this site had a LOT of potential. I've always said that this site could have been the sexual equal to Facebook as a social network. Hell it was way ahead of Facebook and I've always thought that if the powers that be had followed a more Favebook type 'model', this site could have been something REALLY special for us hedonists.
This type of crass marketing helps cheapen this site and all of us by extension.
-tm
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Ok, I've gotta post about being bisexual, yet again.
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Posted:Aug 10, 2014 7:06 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2014 4:12 am
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I've read a couple of interesting posts this morning, all asking/talking about one of my favorite subjects, bisexuality.
If you've read my blog for any time at all you KNOW Ol Tazzerman is truly BISEXUAL and proud of it I might add..
I'm not a little bisexual, I'm not 'part time' bisexual, I am in fact full on bisexual.
Actually, I like the term 'pansexual' better but that's fodder for another post
A lot of folks try and put a numeric 'value' on being bisexual. They'll typicall look for some kind of 80/20. 50/50 number or some such and typically, when asked like that, I'll respond 100/100 becaue that's closer to the truth!
I love having sex with both men and women fully! For me, people are people regardless of their gender and I LOVE having sex with people. Period! In general, I really don't see a lot of difference between the two genders other than the obvious physical differences.
Of course there ARE huge physical differences. D'uh! LOL But you know, there's also a LOT of similarties between the different genitalia, something I've written about before.
Just look at a womans clit and tell me you don't see the similarity between it and a cock head?
Further, an anus is an anus regardless if it's male or female. I'd challenge anybody to a 'blindfold' test where they fuck a womans ass and a mans ass and try and tell me which is which. It can't be done my friends.
I LOVE pussy and I also love COCK. It's NOT a 50/50 proposition as I said, I love em both fully and totally.
100/100 as I said.
Personality-wise there are obviously HUGE differences between men and women and I LOVE those differences a BUNCH.
Men and women look at things differently, no moreso then in regards to sex. As I've often said, when it comes to sex, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place!
I LOVE giving women that reason but I also love the fact that guys are so willing to drop 'trou' in a heartbeat and get 'to it' with little fuss or fanfare!
I have fun with BOTH sexes and like I said, I not only LOVE being bisexual, I'm PROUD of it!
I hope this little/mini-rant helps you understand things a little bit.
-tm
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