Cinco De Mayo
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Posted:May 5, 2014 7:28 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2014 3:16 am
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What is UP with this whole Cinco De Mayo thing?
You can ask 10 Americans what it commemorates and you'll get 17 different answers, none of which will be right.
Cinco De Mayo is NOT the Mexican Independance Day folks. Period.
It actually celebrates the Battle of Pueblo which was between the Mexicans and France! (which the Mexicans won btw...)
Americans of non-Mexican heritage literally have NO reason to celebrate it! It is akin to Mexicans celebrating the Battle of Yorktown during the American Revolution!
In this country I think it's used for nothing more than as an excuse to drink Margaritas and eat Tex-Mex food! LIke we need an excuse for that eh?
Now don't get me wrong, I'l all for Margaritas and Tex-Mex food but do we REALLY need to celebrate an event that happened in Mexico and had NOTHING to do with Americans in order to accomplish that?
I don't thing so.
 -tm
Bonus question: Do you like your Margaritas on the rocks or frozen? I like mine on the rocks and GOOD Tequila! Shoot, a lot of times I'm happy with JUST the good Tequila! 
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Are you oral?
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Posted:May 4, 2014 12:19 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2014 3:16 am
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I am mega-oral. There's NOTHING I like better than exploring my lovers body with my tongue and lips. From tip to toe and everythign in between!
I LOVE getting my lovers 'off' and there's almost no better way than oral. Whether it's sucking and licking on a warm, sweet clit or woofing down a nice hard cock, I just LOVE letting my mouth 'do the walking' so to speak.
Of course, it stands to reason that I LOVE to kiss and don't even get me started on what I can do with my mustache! LOL
I'm also VERY 'tactile' and have been accused of having 'Magic Fingers'. Touch is SO very importatnt in love making and knowing how and what do with your fingers is an 'art' unto itself IMHO.
Its kind of funny and a little sad just how many people (mostly guys) who are CLUELESS in how to use their hands and fingers, let alone lips and tongues. I can;t tell you how many people I've coached during group gropes. LOL
Anway, are YOU oral? Do you enjoy oral sex? GIving/recieving or both?
-tm
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Fave things #1 The Train
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Posted:May 3, 2014 9:30 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2014 9:48 am
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I've always envisioned this as being an ongoing 'series' of posts especially when you consder just how many 'Fave Things' I actually have, regarding sex of course.
So with that, lets start that series off and keep in mind these will NOT be in any real order of preference. They're much more likely to be in order of what I'm thinking about at any given time or something that I might have JUST experienced or will experience shortly..
Today's 'Fave Thing' is 'pulling a train'. What is that you might ask? Easy, a train is when one guy is fucking somene WHILE he himself is getting fucked either by another guy, a t-girl or even a girl with a dildo or strap-on.
You can in fact pull a train with two girls but you will need, as I said above, either a dildo or a strrap-on.
Either way, the person in between is known as 'The Monkey In the Middle' and yep, that IS one of my fave things..
Actually I love being involved in a 'Train' in any of the positions. Each as it's own unique aspect that I love.
Being on the bottom of a train means you WILL get seriously pounded my friends. Whether its a girl or a boy, having TWO people on top, each thrusting feverishly, will in fact cause the bottom person to be SEVERELY fucked!
Being ontop is a hoot as well especially for a big, strapping guy like me. I remember a session once where the lovely 'Penelope' was on the bottom and my beloved t-giffriend 'Janie' was in the middle. Everytime I thrusted my cock into Janie, it caused HER to thrust her cock into Penelope, hard! From my perspective, it was very much akin to me fucking Penelope with Janie's dick and that my friends was VERY HOT!
The harder I fucked Janie's tight little ass, the more Penelope moaned and groaned and screamed in orgasmic exctasy!
Awesome!
I've been the Monkey in the Middle as well and the feeling of my buddy fucking MY ass at the same time I was fucking either another girl, guy or T-girl was defnitely one of those 'double your pleasure' types of moments!
Of course the 'Holy Grail' of pulling a train, as in a LOT of sex, is for all three participants to cum at the same time. This has happened ONLY once in my experience and OMG you should have been there but more important, you should have HEARD us! LOL
Somewhat akin to pulling a train is the standard 3-way activity of getting fucked WHILE either sucking on a cock or slurping on a pussy/clit but I'll leave THAT as a separate 'Fave Thing'......
Have YOU ever been involved in a Train? Did you enjoy it? Which position did you find yourself?
-tm
Note: there ARE other defintions of 'Pulling a Train' but I like the one I'm using the best!!!
Other definitions include:
1.When a woman has sex with a series of men, one after another.
For me, this describes a GangBang.
2. When a woman performs oral sex with one man while receiving doggie-style sex from another man.
Again, this is 'standard' 3-way play and NOT pulling a train!
Neither really meet MY criteria for Pulling a Train.
p.s. Do you KNOW how hard it is to find a picture of an actual train in progress? I couldn't do it so instead I found the lovely little ceterpiece above! LOL
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Bi-again
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Posted:May 2, 2014 3:21 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2014 11:52 am
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I JUST realized that in all the posts I've done about being bisexual I've forgotten to mention my LOVE of bisexual women!!
Almost ALL of my gal-pals are bisexual and I've even turned oh so beloved 'Mona' onto the joys of Saphic sex. Shit, she FISTED the first girl she was ever with! (Her 'training' paid off eh? ) LOL
In fact, my only gal-pal who isn't really bisexual is the lovely 'Penelope'. She doesn't have a problem with another girl going down on her but she won't do any labia licking herself. Go figure.. Penelope is SUPER oral and just LOVES sucking on any cock in vicinity but draws a line at going down on a another woman.
Over the years my good friend 'Lori' has turned more lesbian than actually bisexual and at this point, the ONLY guy I know of who she has sex with is.... yours truly! LOL She does continue to enjoy tying little butt bottom boys up, whipping/flogging them and punishing their genitals and butt holes but she doesn't really have sex with them in the 'conventional' way if you will. (ie, no B/Js and certainly, they don't ever get to fuck her) If they're good boys, she MIGHT let them whack off on her enormous tits! LOL
I LOVE bisexual women and I love watching them go to 'work' up close and personal and OMG if they start sucking on each othes toes (I wonder who might instigate THAT) I am just in heaven, plain and simple.
I REALY love girl/girl foot sex and have helped a number of girls to foot fuck each other over the years...
As a side note: for some reason, lesbians love me. Ive never understood why but at times, especially when I lived in FLA, almost ALL Of my friends where lesbians. Even my BEST friend "Trish the Dish" was a lesbian. Well, OK, to be honest I guess she was bisexual since we had sex many many many times. But again, to my knowledge, I was the only guy she had sex with..
I guess for me at least, the bottom line is this. I LOVE people who are open and honest about their sexuality. I LOVE people who are willing to explore and are NOT hung-up on stereotypes and who don't limit their experiences to simply the 'way it should be done'.
My favorite group gropes are the all bisexual ones where EVERYBODY is into doing just about anything with anybody. A ['Pile' with all my bisex friens is TRULY something to experience and again, Tazzer-Heaven!
So, fess up gals, are YOU bisexual? Do you have a secret longing to find out what it's like having sex with another woman? Come on now, this is Tazzerman's blog, you can tell us. It NEVER goes any further. (Well Mona will read it! ) LOL
-tm
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Scenes from a Starb$$ks #whatever!
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Posted:May 1, 2014 6:07 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2014 2:38 am
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As most of you know, I head to my local Starb$$Ks every morning. Aside from meeting up with friends, doing the crossword puzzle, drinking coffee etc, I LOVE watching the lovely ladies come and go.
Even though the weathe as been cooler than normal here so far, those lovely ladies have braved the temps and doned sandals and flip-flops.
I'd like to think they're doing it JUST for me, but I know better.
But it DOES give me something to look at nad of COURSE, day-dream/fantasize about right? I mean what good is looking if I don't get anything out of the deal? LOL
Besides, as I've said here many many times, I LOVE people-watching!
Do YOU enjoy people watching? What are you looking for/at when you do people watch?
-tm
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Viva la difference!
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Posted:Apr 30, 2014 7:05 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2014 11:50 am
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You know I never realized just how profound the difference is between men and women until I started having sex with men.
Aside from my 'general' statement about how men and women look at sex: Women need a reason, men just need a place, physically, we're quite a bit different.
Of course there's the difference in genitalia and yes, I'm WELL aware of the fact that women have breasts and MOST men don't nuy there are OTHER more subtle differences that I never realized until I started having sex with me.
One of the biggest difference is with the skin. Mens skin is just SO much rougher than womens in general. Sure there's the 'hair factor' but even wihtout hair, mens stkin is a LOT rougher. Womens skin is just SO soft and smooth in comparison. You could blind fold me (Please!) and I'd be able to tell the difference between a guy and a girl without any problem.
I also find women to be more sensual then men and you gals seem to respond to a simple touch more than men do.
Of course, kissing a guy is a WHOLE different experience than kissing a woman for a LOT of reaons, not the least of which is the typical beard a guy has on his face.
As a side note: For a LONG time, just the sight of two guys kissing each other was a MAJOR turn off for me. Major! During my first year of having sex with men, I avoided kissing another guy at all costs! Then one day, I met up with a guy who just LOVED to kiss. I finally aquessed and found the experince to be quite thrilling! Ever since, I've totally lost my squeamishness about it and now, I have NO problem kissing another guy. BTW, most guys have NO clue how to kiss IMHO! LOL
Another iinteresting observation, fucking a guys ass and fucking a girls ass is virtually the same. In fact, I challenge anybody to be blindfolded and be able to tell the difference! Well unless the guy has a REAL hairy ass LOL (Not a fan of that BTW)
Anyway, the differences ARE amazing and pronounced. Anyboy care to comment on their experiences?? PLEASE!! LOL -tm
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Do you have pretty feet?
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Posted:Apr 29, 2014 8:29 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2014 3:54 am
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I know a LOT of gals who think their feet are ugly when in fact, they're really not. They might need a good pedicure but ugly? Nope.
Do you have pretty feet or do you think you have a pair of Ftlintstone or Barney Rubles? Care to share a pic of your goreous/sexy little tootsies with us here?
-tm
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A fantasy
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Posted:Apr 28, 2014 10:22 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2014 11:50 am
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One of my few remaining, unrequited fantasies, is to 'man' a Glory Hole. Just the thought of sitting in the 'booth', waiting as guys come by and slip their cocks through the little hole for me to service them makes my knees weak. The anticipation. as I sit there waiting and finally, the first cock slithers it's way though the hole and I go to 'work'.
Oh man!
Then, cock after cock after cock, totally anonymous, all night long until I'm covered in cum and totally spent.
That my friends would 'thrill' Ol Tazzerman something fierce and leave me with some incredible memories for future 'use' if you will!
I know the club my friend 'Lori' goes to has one and I'm seriously thinking of going up there with her one of these nights just so I can finally experience a Glory Hole for myself.
Another aspect is that after I'm done, I'd LOVE to wander around the club, knowing full well that I'm the one who sucked off so many of the guys I'd see but they'd NEVER know it was me... Too FUN! Of course, I'd also be trying to match up the guys I see with their cocks!! What fun!
Have you ever been involved in a Glory Hole from either side? Please share your experiences..
I am one SERIOUSLY horned up boy just writing about this BTW -tm
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What I see....
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Posted:Apr 28, 2014 7:50 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2014 12:53 pm
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BBW, we ALL hear that term a lot. Hell, most porn websites have that as a category all to itself. I know a lot of woman here on HotMatch.com who refer to themselves that way alos. (Or at least are rerfered to by that 'lable' if you will.)
First off, I hate labels. For me, they're SO narrow minded and in a lot of ways, hurtful, especially when used in a derogatoary way.
Lord knows, I've been 'labeled' a number of times in my 13+ years of being here. Those lables just show me how small minded and iqnoratnt people can in fact be.
Beyond that, I love big girls. OK, I admit it, I LOVE all girls and a lot of guys also but that's just me. I ALWAYS try and look at the person inside, NOT the exterior if you will.
A number of my gal-pals are bigger girls. Shoot, my best friend 'Lori' is very large in just about all ways, none more so than her heart I might add!
Shooot she stands 5'9" and I don't know how much she actually weighs but.... well there's NOTHING small about Ms. Lori. Shoot, she's got a pair of gorgeous size 10 feet and the biggest breasticles you've ever seen!
I could care less. I love her for her open mind and her incredible loving heart. She's also the most open and non-judgmental person I've EVER met in my 56 years on this planet and to me, she's just the most gorgeous PERSON around, period.
Some guys (and gals) actualy have a fetish if you will, for bigger girls, hence the reason you typically find a category called BBW on most porn web sites I might add
I TRY and love everyone. BIg, small, skinny, heavy I really stopped looking at that years ago and go much more by their personality, intelligence and attitude.
Its so pervasive in our culture that I've had to talk to my beloved 'Mona' a few times about judging people. Case in point, my friend 'Suz'.
She's a heavier girl and to most, probably NOT the 'pretties' girl out there, a point Mona brought up to me.
I love Suz. She's a totally free-spirit and such a smart and loving person.
THAT'S what i see when I see her.
What do YOU see when you look at people?
-tm
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I want one (or two)
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Posted:Apr 28, 2014 6:55 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2014 6:22 am
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I WANT one! OK maybe 2-3 in different colors. Yellow really isn't mine but I can see me in black or red for sure!!
What do you think? Do you like this kind of thing? Do you guys have any? Do yu wear/like em?
-tm
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Favorite positions.
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Posted:Apr 26, 2014 9:58 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2014 11:51 am
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One of my favorite positions is Reverse Cowgirl. I love it for a lot of reaons not the least is getting to watch my lovely gal-pals ass has she slides up and down on my hard cock!
Reverse Cowgirl also allows me to play with my honey's butt and yes, her butt-hole. It's amazing the effect a little finger or thumb up the butt has as shes fucking my cock!
I like to modify the Reverse Cowgirl a bit also. I'll have my honey put her legs together instead of her straddling me. My legs will be on the outside of her and/or I can also lift them up over her butt and back thereby gaining even more leverage on her pussy. This forces my cock down hard which also helps me keep from cumming, a trick I learned from my t-girl friend 'Janie' who just LOVES this position.
Reverse Cowgirl also allows my honey to 'appy' a Magic Wand to her clit while she fucks the shit out of me. "Mona' just LOVES this aspect of it I might add.
Reverse Cowgirl also puts my baby's cute little wriggled soles within range of my hands and fingers and my gal can also lay back while I grab hold of her cute little boobs from behind. (It's a bit of a stretch and can hurt the gals knews so be careful here)
I LOVE it especially when my honey gets REAL hot and just POUNDS the shit out of my dick !!!
What's your favortife position? -tm
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Woud you dominate me?
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Posted:Apr 26, 2014 8:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2014 2:04 pm
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While I am naturally a domme, I've 'trained' myself over the years to switch, mainly because I've always felt that in order to be a truly GOOD domme, you need to fully understand the submissive role as well.
I've grown to love my own submissive side just as much as I do my female side and there are times when I have a burning desire to be dominated by a good Dominatrix.
Typically, my friend 'Lori' fills this role for me but her time has been limited of late for various reasons and well, to be quite honest, it's been far to long since my last domination 'session' and I'm in serious need if you will! LOL
I LOVE to be made to worship my Dom's body, everything from the tip of her toes to the top of her head is fare game and while I'm not a masochist, I can stand a bit of flogging and rope--play as well.
I also love to be 'milked' and well shoot, you can do just about anything to me, I'm game
I also enjoy some LIGHT CBT (No sounding please) and the whole notion of my Dom wearing a strap-on, making me suck on it and fucking me with it gives me an instant hard-on!
I've tried to get my beloved 'Mona' into the role but she's so much of a submissive herself, domination just doesn't come naturally to her at ALL.
I do have another friend 'Suz' who I've written about just a bit who IS a true Dominatrix, loves fucking little boys with her strap-on and just absolutely LOVES playing the role of the 'Man' but again, her availability is so very limtied, it's almost impossible for us to hook up.
So, would YOU domniate me? If so, tell me what you have planned for Ol Tazzerman?  -tm
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