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Lesbian T-girls
Posted:Jul 19, 2014 5:21 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2014 7:31 am
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What is a lesbian T-girl you might ask? Well even if you didn't, Ol Tazzerman is gonna tell ya so listen up!

A lesbian T-girl is one who likes having sex with women. Plain and simple.

I'd guesstimate that some 50% of T-girls still have that 'male sex drive' as my T-girl 'Janie' puts it and enjoy having sex with women.

There's also a large segment of T-girls who really only enjoy having sex with other T-girls and of course a percentage who enjoy having sex with men only.

Of course, as in all things sex, there's also a percentage who will have sex with anybody period LOL

Janie also says that it depends upon age as well with younger T-girls being more curious and willing to 'experiment', so you'll see a lot more younger t-girls having sex with women. As they get older they're more likely to go exclusively men...

Of course things like hormones can have a major effect as well.

Now I happen to LOVE a good TMF 3-way and have had the pleasure of participating in a number of them over the years, including with my much beloved Janie.. I remember one in particular with Janie and my friend 'Penelope'. We had SUCH a good time and at one point we pulled a 'train' with Penelope in the missionary position, Janie on top of her fucking her and me behind Janie fucking her. The really cool thing about it was the fact that it FELT like I was fucking Penelope using Janie's dick. Every time I thrust into Janie's oh so tight and lovely little ass, I forced her cock into Penelope. It was awesome!!

Of course I've also had the privledge of havnig a few TTM 3-ways and those were absolutely incredible sessions. In fact, it was during one of those that I actually experienced the male equivalent to the female multiple orgasm!

As most of you know, I LOVE gender 'bending' totally and I love T-girl lesbians for a lot of reasons.

So girls, have YOU ever had the pleasure of having sex with a real T-girl? Do you have any desire or fantasy to experience having sex with a luscious, totally fem T-girl?

-tm
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VIsited 39, Lived in 4, Had sex in 20
Posted:Jul 15, 2014 6:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2014 6:42 am
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I came across this via my blogging buddy canyaz who came across it from SinfullyChocolat who started this and I thought it would be fun to continue it.

Put an X by the states you have been to. The average is 8; how do you match up?

Should you choose to play, here's what you do:

Paste the copy into your blog. Delete my Xs and add your own. Change the number of the title, and add your title. Just for fun, put an O beside the states where you have lived. For more fun put an S next to the ones you have had sex in!

Alabama X Alaska Arizona XS

Arkansas X California XS Colorado XS

Connecticut-X Delaware-X Florida-XOS

Georgia-XS- Hawaii Idaho

Illinois- XS Indiana XOS Iowa X

Kansas X Kentucky-XS Louisiana XS

Maine X Maryland-X Massachusetts -XS

Michigan X Minnesota- Mississippi X

Missouri X Montana- Nebraska

Nevada-XS New Hampshire-X New Jersey-XS

New Mexico X New York-XS North Carolina-X

North Dakota- Ohio-XS Oklahoma X

Oregon- Pennsylvania-XS Rhode Island XS

South Carolina-XS South Dakota- Tennessee XOS

Texas-XOS Utah- Vermont X

Virginia-X West Virginia-X Wisconsin XS

Wyoming- Washington- Washington DC- XS
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Boy time....
Posted:Jul 15, 2014 3:47 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2014 5:40 am
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I had an old friend over last night for some 'Boy Time'. Lets call him 'Steve'... Its been a while since I've had some serious one on one time with another man and well, I enjoyed the heck out of it, him and that lovely cock of his

He's also got one hell of a nice, tight little ass and just loves getting that lovely little caboose good and royally fucked!



He's really a very good partner. Very passionate and he's one VERY horny boy thats for sure! His wife knows he plays around with other guys and she's cool with it, as long as we use a condom (which we did) Both of them are naturalists or nudists if you will and they've invited me to join them up at the nudist camp they go to. I doubt seriously if 'Mona' would want to go but I'll ask her. I think it would be a HOOT. I've never been but it sounds like just my cup-o-tea!

I've been to various nude beaches and have just had the best time. I have to think that a nude camp would be somewhat similar.

Have you ever been to a nudist camp? DId you have fun? Do you like the idea of going to one? Care to join us? LOL -tm

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Fave things #7 Gangbangs
Posted:Jul 14, 2014 10:15 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2014 5:39 am
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Oh do I love gangbangs. Actually and more to the point, I love putting on gangbangs! I guess it's the 'director' in me... LOL

OK, I do love partaking IN a good gangbang also but really, for me at least, it's the coordination, the anticipation, taking pictures, directing people, watching etc etc etc that ALL combine to form a perfect storm of total erotica for me.

That and well, believe it or not, I LOVE making love to the girl, by ourselves afterwards..... I know, I'm strange.

I've had the privledge of putting on a number of gangbangs over the past few years and every one of them as come of perfectly. Its NOT an easy thing to do mind you. There's a LOT that can go wrong.

First off, from my own experience, you need to invite almost twice as many guys as you think you'll need in order to ensure you have enough hard swinging dicks. Keep in mind that according to Tazzerman's Guide to All things Sexual, you need a minimum of FIVE guys to form a true gangbang.

That means she will take one in the pussy, one in the ass, one in the mouth and one in each hand and THAT equals five guys.

Of course there are variations as I was just reminded. One of my friends just ADDED another guy to the mix that she could be giving a footjob to at the same time. Now THAT is talent my friends..

Aside from five guys and a girl, you need a place. That I have with no problem. My bedroom is fully equipped and I have a rather large, oversized King sized bed which is just PERFECT for a gangbang.

The othe thing you need is TRUST! The girl in question MUST trust you completely. It's YOUR job to look out after her, to make sure she's OK and that nobody is doing anything they shouldn't be doing. You are responsible for her total welfare and you MUST take this seriously.

When I invite guys to a gangbang, I always send out my set of rules. While the rules are pretty standard, I do add anything the girl wants or more importantly doesn't want. The rules ARE the rules and anybody breaking them will be tossed out immediatly.

Usually, I have the girl arrive early so she can get comfortable before even the first guy arrives. Typically this means I get to do a bit of foreplay also and in a LOT of cases, I've served breakfast, brunch or something to eat/drink. Anything to help HER get comforable.

I will mention that the prospect of coming face to face with five or more horny guys, hard ons in hand, can in fact be intimidating. Sometimes the reality is just TOO much versus the fantasy and I've had two girls call it quits before things even got started. In those cases, I promptly shooed the guys away and spent the rest of the time making sure that the girls were OK. Like I said, taking care of the girls is your NUMBER ONE priority!

If things do go to 'plan' a gangbang is an incredible thing to see and of course participate in. Especially if the girl in question is totally into it. It can be the sexual moment of her life that's for sure.

I had one girl come me to put one on for her. She had never really been all that sexually active and had always fantasized about being in one. She asked me to put one on for her because she was getting ready to get married and she wanted to experience it before she was forever comitted to the one guy. I did, she did and it was a totally awsome gangbang. We stayed in touch for a while after but she did eventually get married and that was the last I heard from her.. She took on seven guys plus me like a pro, fucking and sucking us ALL to a standstill.

The pic above is from that very gangbang!

So, is a gangbang something you've ever dreamt/fantasized about? -tm
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Dildos.....
Posted:Jul 14, 2014 8:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2014 5:36 am
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What kind of dildo do you like? Realistic of something else? Size? Texture? Spill the beans folks. Ol Tazzerman needs the comments!

I have a whole collection of em ranging in size from teenie tiny to absolutely humongeous in size. Most of what I have are realistic, even the teenie tiny one and the enormouse one are realistic looking.

I've only found 2 girls who can handle the enormouse dildo. 'Nicole and Penelope'

My main 3 dildos range in size from 8", 8 1/2" and then the Donkey Dick dildo which is actually about 2' long but that just helps me to hold on to it, I certainly don't slide ALL of that inside my gal-pals, although a COUPLE have tried

The 8" and 8 1/2" are somewhat similar, both are relaistic but the 8" one is made of what they call 'Realskin' so its a bit softer in texture and while it's smoother overall, it does have a more pronounced head.

The 8 1/2" is made of normal soft 'plastic' and while the head is realistic, it's smooth and easier to insert in some cases. The rest of the shaft has all kind of ridges and folds etc. Both have realistic balls.

The Donkey dick is probably the MOST realistic one, having a very well formed head and shaft but it's quite a bit thicker than the other two also.

My beloved gal 'Mona' loves all three although, if push came to shove (No pun intended) I think she'd agree that the 8 1/2" is her favortie/go-to dildo. That dildo coupled with the MW placed on her clit ensures a screaming orgasm or 20 out of her every time.

Although when she's really in the mood, that Donkey DIck coupled with the MW does amazing things!!

I like the realistic dildos mainly because I like the look of them sliding in/out of her pussy much more than I do any non-realistic looking dildo.

I think the realstic ones do a better 'job' also. Hell they're patterned after real cocks and as we all know, cocks are MADE for pussies so it only stands to reason right?

The teenie tiny dildo is for anal play, both mine and hers and during those times that I REALLY want to send her into orbit, there's nothing like the Donkey DIck in her pussy, the MW on her clit AND the Teenie Tiny one in her butt.

Stand back my friends, you gonna get WET!!

So, which is your favorite? Realistic or non-realistic? Do you have a favorite 'go to' dildo you use? -tm

BTW, none of my dildos are vibrators. I utilize the MW for that purpose!
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Mammary Monday
Posted:Jul 14, 2014 3:39 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2014 4:58 am
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Not my typical breast (I like MUCH bigger and 'chewier' nipples) but for some reason, she caught my eye.

Happy Monday and I HOPE you all have a great week -tm
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Some questions
Posted:Jul 14, 2014 3:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2014 3:40 am
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The oh so lovely blogger ChiefoftheElves asks 40 some questions here [post 3444133] and I thought I'd do the same thing, just a LOT shorter. I'll provide my answers in a comment once YOU folks answer... In other words, you show me yours, I'll show you mine -tm

1. What is your favorite sexual position?
2. What is the largest number of sexual partners you've had at once? (Not including orgies etc)
3. Would you have sex with a total stranger?
4. What's the furthest you've ever travelled for sex? How was it?
5. Do you masturbate? If so, how many times a week?
6. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
7. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex?
8. Have you ever had anal sex? If yes, how was it?
9. We've all had bad lovers, briefly describe your worst sexual experience.
10. Do you have a 'secret' fetish? If so, please share.. (I won't tell I promise )
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A glue like substance
Posted:Jul 13, 2014 8:35 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 4:11 pm
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I was chatting with a friend of mine earlier and told her the story about the 'Glue like substance' my friend 'Lori' and I created one evening. She thought it was a funny story and urged me to write a blog post about it so...... Here is it LOL

As most of my regular readers know, I love the female foot and none moreso than my friend Lori's incredible size 10+ 'flippers'. Aside from being just plain gorgeous, her Monkey Toes and feet are incredibly adept and talented at giving the perfect most incredible footjob around. Of course a BIG part of that is her own attitude and she just LOVES tiving me a footjob and having me cover her feet and toes with Tazzer-cum (See the video blow for evidence)

One night I was at her place and we started 'fooling around' and one thing led to another and she started to give me one of her patented footjobs during the course of which, she was grabbing whatever lube like substance at hand. Various lotions and lubes where applied to her feet and my dick until finally I exploded in my normal ton-o-Tazzercum!

As she worked my cum into her toes/feet and my dick and balls, the combo of cum and the various lotions and lubes she used congealed into the stickiest, glue-like substance you've ever seen!

It was like super-glue on steroids my friends. The more she worked it it, the stickier it got!!

We even had a HORRIBLE time trying to wash it off her feet/toes and my cock/balls. The shit would just NOT come off!!

We had invented a NEW super-glue!!! Too bad the 'formula' was forever lost in the throws of our passionate foot play or else we both would be millionaires by now eh? LOL -tm

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The Klub....
Posted:Jul 13, 2014 6:38 am
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2014 8:29 am
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I was just reading a friends post where she mentioned the sex klub she goes to and it reminded me of a post I've wanted to do for quite some time about OUR Klub and since I'm NOT going to Starb$$ks this morning, well it's a perfect time to write this eh? LOL

There are a number of sex clubs in and around the Indy area but the one we all go to is located in Muncie IN of all places. It takes about an hour to get there so we normally coordinate a whole caravan of cars and people for the trip.

Why THAT klub you might ask? Ok even if you didn't I'm gonna tell you anyway!

Mainly because we like both the owner of the place and the people who go there. The owner is an old 'hippie chick' we'll call 'Linda'. She's a VERY warm, caring and open soul who welcomes all regardless of your fetish or desire. She has turned the place into a very welcoming, open and fun place and she has always strived to improve in all ways incuding upgrading all of the various pieces of equipment and rooms and well, she is MORE than happy to listen to her customers.

The people who go there come from virtually all over central Indiana and they form a cross section of America. All are welcome as I said as long as you're respectful of others..

I've made some great friends there....

While Linda doesn't serve booze you can bring in your own and she does provide a kitchen with ice and refrigeration. The kitchen is also used for folks to pitch in and bring food which gets laid out for everyone to enjoy. There's usually a HUGE spread of all kind of things and I just love that

There's a huge common area/dance floor and on Fri/Sat/Sun nights there's a DJ and sometimes a live band. The dance floor also includes various 'stripper poles' which can be a LOT of fun. There are also tables and chairs about and that's typically where people meet up, eat/drink and just generally lounge about.

Then there are a series of 'rooms' any of which can be turned 'private' by simply closing the doors. Most times however, the doors are open and you can peek in and see what's going on. There is a serious of 'rules' and if you see folks having fun and want to join in, just ask or politlely knock. At the end of each hallway are shelves which contain clean sheets and bedding and the rules ask you to change them when you're done and help keep the place clean. It's amazing how well people pitch in and do just that!

Some of the rooms have 'special equipment'. For example, there are a couple of rooms that have exam tables, others have various bondage attachment points etc. etc. If you can fantasize about it, you can pretty much find it

Beyond the individual rooms is the 'dungeon'.

The dungeon is really the 'focus' of the place and is populated by a number of various pieces of bondage apparatus ranging from 3-4 St Andrews crosses, to a number of 'spanking benches', stocks, attachment thingies, a chained linked fence which you can attach your subbie too and even three Sybians all in a row. The number of things and the variety are always been added to and increased which is cool.

A lot of the pieces have their own 'stall'. In other words, there's a little brick 'wall' seperating each. The 'wall' rises to about 4 foot and just separates each piece of apparatus a bit but doesn't really block the 'view' if you will. Along the back wall is a line of comfy chairs/couches where people can sit and watch if they like and there are lockers for the regulars to store whips/floggers etc. There are also a couple of large 'cages' where subbies can slink into afterwards...

The 'back dungeon' has a stage which is used for various shows as well as some lectures and training sessions that do get put on.

My friend 'Lori' has held some Shibari training classes back there.

I LOVE sitting in one of the comfy chairs and just watching the goings on. You WILL see just about anything/everything at some point thats for sure!!

One night I watched these two domm girls lead four naked guys out of the back. They were hooked up via collars and leashes. The two dommes led the to the stocks and put all four guys into them. The one thing all four guys had in common was the fact that each guy was hung like a hamster. The two domes proceeded to spend the next hour or so humiliating all four of the guys to the nth degree before finally taking them out of the stocks, hooking the collars and leashes back in on then leading them away.

LOL

I've seen all manner of 'pain sluts', ropes/bondage, whipping/flogging and yes, I've joined in, mainly in the role of a Domme.

While I do enjoy 'dabbling' in that stuff.... well I'm much more a lets all jump on the bed and suck/slurp/fuck type of guy

I do love those Sybians also LOL

The Halloween party they throw at the Klub is just INCREDIBLE btw

Anyway, it's a FUN place and the people are just awesome! Everybody is so nice, so open, fun and non-judgmental. There's a wonderful 'vibe' there almost all the time and I attribute that to both Linda the owner and to the wonderful people to go regularlly.

So have you ever been to a sex club? Do you WANT to try one someday or is it just not your cup-o-tea?? -tm
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Pet peeves.....
Posted:Jul 13, 2014 5:06 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2014 9:33 am
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Good morning all. I hope you all had a wonderful Saturday and Saturday night. My beloved 'Mona' and I went to a wonderful wedding of a very good friend (who's pics you've seen here on my blog BTW) yesterday and had a fantastic time. I love weddings!

Anywhoo, this blog is about my pet peeves. I don't have a lot of them but the ones I DO have.... well they call them 'pet peeves' for a reason now don't they?

In no particular order:

Close minded, judgemental people
Oh lord don't get me started on this. I'm SURE you all know the type. Holier than thou people who look down at others for being different or doing something THEY don't approve of.

Look, I can understand someone who doesn't 'embrace' bisexuality like I do BUT when they look down at me for my choice, when they want to 'sermonize' to me about the evils of homosexuality and/or bisexuality, then I have a major problem.

People with their faces buried in their smartphones
You know the type. I see them ALL the time at my local Starb$$ks. They're typically walking across the busy parking lot, faces buried in their smartphone, totally oblivious to all around them, including traffic. Or their in line, completely lost in their smartphone to the point where their holding up the line. Grrrr makes me want to grab the phone and flush it down the nearest toilet!

Dirty dishes
OK, to be honest this peeve was instilled in my by my wife who was positively anal about cleanliness but to this day, I HATE a sink full of dirty dishes. For me, it's just SO damn easy to clean the dishes as you put them in the sink and then put them in the dish washer as it is to just leave em... Yes, my beloved 'Mona' is one of 'those' people but I'm working on her

Rude/obnoxious people
Again, don't get me started! I've just never understood rude people. I guess that rudeness comes from some deep deficiency in their own personality that requires them to be rude and/or try to feel 'superior' to others.

Clueless/stupid drivers
I can put up with most idiot drivers BUT every once and a while I run across a complete idiot who has no business being behind the wheel of a 2 ton vehicle speeding down the road at 50-60mph. Again, you know the type.

Ignorance
Ignorance bugs me no end. Now I TRY to be understanding, knowing full well that a LOT of folks on this planet haven't had the benefit of a good education, but their comes a point where that excuse becomes lame and you're dealing with someone who suffers from willful ignorance. Read a book, read a newspaper. Grrrrr.

TV news
A LOOONG time ago, my wife gave me a foam brick. I keep it right here next to me as I watch TV, especially the news so when I hear something totally ignorant, stupid or just plain wrong, instead of fuming and blustering and throwing my keyboard at the TV, I pick it up and throw it instead! It's saved me a LOT of $$$ over the years (She was a very smart woman)

Lame sex
Oh man! There's NOTHING worse. One of my least favorite are guys who think that woman 'owe' them something. Again, you know the type.

I can go on but that's a good start eh? -tm

p.s. The pic above is in fact the lovely bride from yesterday... Now that she's married, I won't get to see her here anymore and from that perspective, I'm a bit sad BUT I am happy for HER. She's married a wonderful guy and I hope the two of them are happy together forever!
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The female butt
Posted:Jul 12, 2014 4:14 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 4:11 pm
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OMG do I love the female butt! Here's a little known Tazzer-fact, I love female butts just as much as my beloved female feet.

Yep, it's true!

Surprised? LOL

If you put the two together, well I'm just in Tazzer Heaven!

Of course if ONE butt is good, two are even better!


and if TWO are better than THREE are just AWESOME


and if THREE are awesome, then.... well you guys get the idea eh?

What's your favorite part of the female body, aside from the pussy of course because I think that's EVERYBODY's fave part eh??

Bonus pic! G-d I love bisexual people!!
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I just LOVE..........
Posted:Jul 11, 2014 7:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2014 4:25 am
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Tying up my gals and then ravishing their luscious little bodies! Does this make me 'strange', evil? Am I a 'closet' sadist or something? LOL

I AM so very lucky in that most of my gal-pals love this treatment...


Of course. while there is an aspect of dominance involved, for me it's really NOT about that. First off, I just LOVE the way they LOOK! Second, I get off on the effect my ropes have on my girlfriends. It's amazing that's for sure.

I am a 'hedonsit' and of course, a HUGE 'pleaser' and those girlfriends who truly enjoy being in the 'ropes' really get off on it in such a way as to please my OWN need to please THEM if that makes sense?

In this respect, I'm NOT a true BDSM domme.


Well, that's not 100% accurate. I AM naturally a dominate type of person and yes, it can and does translate into my sex life in a LOT of ways never more so than during my group gropes where I USUALLY play the role of the 'director' when it's called for.

Further, it's virtually impossible NOT to be dominate when you have a lovely, nubile little lady or two or three, completely bound up and naked before you.

BTW, all the pics in this post are of my lovely friend 'Nicole'. She is just incredible and is one of my favorite partners in crime so to speak and while outside of the ropes and sex she is actually a VERY dominate type of personality, once in 'the ropes' she becomes VERY submissive and she is what I would consider a true 'rope slut'.... (I mean that in the BEST posssible way)


I have been blessed with a number of girlfriends who are ALL more than happy to indulge my passsins and fetishes not the least of which is my MUCH beloved 'Mona' who is happy to LET me play with my friends.. The two things they all have in common is 1) they trust me completely and 2) they ALL love to be 'in the ropes'.


I never EVER abuse that trust and I do work OVERTIME in making sure they have an incredible experience.

I just LOVE IT -tm
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HNW - Tazzerstyle :D
Posted:Jul 9, 2014 3:29 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2014 8:27 am
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This was a fun afternoon spent with three of my fave girls. Of course, me being me, I just had to ravish all of those lovely feet and toes right? Well along with the attached asses, pussies, boobs and well EVERYTHING! My dick AND tongue where worn out afterwards..

There's NOTHING like a MFFF 4-way IMHO... LOL -tm

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