Lets hear from the fat guy about body shaming.
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Posted:Mar 10, 2016 6:01 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2016 3:06 pm
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Yeah what a great idea. So this idea has been kicking around in my head for a while and some crap in the media just took place and I will use it as a spring board. What I mean is Kim Kardashit just posted nude photos of herself on facefuck or instagranny or tweeture or whatever social media thing is cool these days.
The world had a minor conniption with some celebs saying essentially "enough with the naked beaver". Now for those of you who know me you will understand that I enjoy nude photos. Be they celebretard or not. Naked women folk do something for me. What I don't enjoy is the seeming bitter debate that happens around these things.
The other thing I am watching with a little bit of interest is the Chump Hogan versus Gawkme legal battle in Florida. The release of the chumpster fucking his best friends wife on video was the end of his career really. Not because of the little chumpster being revealed but instead about the racist shit he said while banging his best friends wife (there are so many potential blogs on this stuff).
Now this whole body shaming thing takes place all the time. Maybe not played out in the media large like we are seeing but instead on a much smaller and more insidious level by the media all the time. From the top ten most beautiful lists (if you aren't there you are ugly) to simple putdowns on hair style, or body shape or size. When was the last time you had someone describe you accurately but in terms that were not really flattering. Happens to me all the time.
However I do find that on this site the shaming thing I kinda forgot about. My good friend [Ethicalslutmissy] posted a comparison of herself and the model from the catalogue wearing the same lingerie. Brave, insanely brave because missy is not the model. Find her blog post and she will tell you exactly where she differs from the model. But you know what bless her for posing.
Everyone out there in this world has someone who digs their body. I think we all forget that when blasted with media perfection. I have seen those pictures out there ladies. I have seen the ones with lighting that isn't great and poses that are awkward and smiles that seem plastered on instead of genuine. I have seen the bad makeup, the poor skin, the misshapen breasts and the saggy butts. I want to tell you all that there is nothing to be ashamed of in these things. Someone finds you attractive. Take it from the guy who is just a hand.
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Sunday Story time
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2016 7:48 pm
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Ok. Here we are again, another sunday another story. This one is a little different it takes place totally in dialogue form only. I am relying on you readers to use your imaginations to fill in the details. I sound like a show host. In actuality I was lazy and didn't want to write the detaily stuff in. Ha. With a build up like that I give you todays story.
We should really change the name of these nights.
What? You don’t like do what ever you want Fridays?
No I like the concept. The name is a little bulky.
I knew you liked the concept. I had to sit there with your dick in my mouth for a half an hour last time.
Yeah it’s good to be the king. However you did enjoy yourself I seem to recall.
Well yeah, no one said I couldn’t play with myself so I did.
Touche. I like what you did with the bedroom.
Me too. Candles are fun. Now up on your back you.
How is that?
Good but put this pillow under your butt and it will be almost perfect.
Better now.
Yup. So good. Holy shit are you hard already?
I cant help it. I like these nights and you look really sexy and I feel like I am at your mercy.
Oh you and your little submissive streak. Lets see what I can do for you.
Oh god you are so good at that.
HMMMMM.
Hey that’s cold.
Yeah honey lube usually is until your body warms it up. Give it a second. Now is that better.
Oh yeah. Super slippery. Yow. Hey warn a guy!
Come on you are smart. You had to know the lube was for something.
Oh fuck yeah but I didn’t expect you to just jam a finger in there. Come on and give me a kiss at least.
Oh stop pouting. I already put your dick in my mouth. Here maybe this will help.
Fuck me. Oh you are so good at this. Yeah, oh like that.
You like that?
Oh fuck you know that I do. Hmm girl.
How about I do this?
Shit shit shit shit.
You like that too. I swear your eyes about rolled back in your head.
I was so not ready for that.
Ok. I will give you some time to get ready for this.
Is that what I think it is?
Yup I picked it up last week. I have been waiting for tonight. I tried it on and it made me feel super sexy. I think I got the straps right.
Holy shit. You do look sexy with it on.
Yeah. Are you ready for it?
Jeez I don’t know. I always said exit only but your fingers feels good. Are you gonna be nice to my dick too?
Oh yeah. All this extra lube has to do something.
If I only had a camera, watching you stroke that is sexy as hell.
Ok big boy. Lets move those legs back and think nice happy thoughts.
Oh fuck. It feels so big.
Relax baby, take a deep breath and then try to think about opening up.
Jesus. I think you are in.
Yup. If you head to prison you can say you aren’t a virgin anymore.
Stop don’t make me laugh. Oh shit. Its so weird feeling.
Good weird or bad weird?
Just full weird?
Her try this now.
Oh that’s nice. Does it vibrate for you too?
Yeah. It’s nice. Now let me move a little bit.
Oh fuck. That feels good. Yeah grab my dick too.
Like that baby? Do you like the vibe?
Yeah. Oh fuck you are pulling out. Fuck me.
Pretty intense? Here I will add some more lube. Alright big boy. Here it comes.
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What would you do?
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Posted:Mar 4, 2016 5:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2016 5:35 pm
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So some background. I am split from the ex, divorce hopefully finalized soon. I have my full time when I am not at work. As a shift working guy that mean that every four days I have her for four days. Then She goes back to her mom and I go to work. Not ideal but we are living with it.
My came home yesterday with a birthday party invitation. Not a big deal except there really is not a whole lot of time to get ready. Not a big deal I am told. After some phone calls it turns into a sleep over. Then it becomes basically from noon today to noon tomorrow. A whole day without my . I am a little lost.
The first thought that crossed my mind is "I am so gonna watch porn on the big tv" . I am officially pathetic I think. I broke up with my girlfriend a while ago and I am not really looking. She was everything that I ever wanted and so much more than I deserve. I keep hoping that she will return. So its not like I have a local chica to call up and have some fun time with.
I can tell you that I will probably get stuck doing laundry and watching something on Netflix. Oh and I will watch some porn on the big tv. I am too old to go get shitfaced at a bar, so that is out. Anyone have any suggestions on short notice freedom.
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Sick
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Posted:Mar 3, 2016 9:04 am
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2016 5:47 am
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So I have been fighting a shitty head cold for the last couple of days. I first thought it was the crazy flu that has been gutting our town. I thought it might be the end of days of a period of time. Luckily I work alone and don't have to suffer around co workers with sniffles and selfish attitudes to being sick.
I always hate people who come and infect you. I understand if there are no sick days but then fuck that company. Why are they infecting everyone in their workforce?
Anyways enough about that. What I am really curious about is whether or not kissing is on the way out? I keep hearing that people are into kissing anymore. Me I always liked it. I still like it and think that it is a necessary part of the relationship and sex.
But the world keeps telling me no, it is not that important anymore. Where do you guys line up.
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All my secret moves.
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Posted:Mar 2, 2016 11:19 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2016 5:52 am
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So many people (none) have asked me about my amazing secret moves that make all women go weak at the knees and wet in the panties. The following took place off line with one of my most favorite people. [gottaring] has been on this site about as long as I have and was the first to me and I just adore the woman. I knew her pre surgeries bitches. Sorry I digress.
Try to pick out the secret tips and tactics that I have used to make my life so full of women and sexy time.
me "you are in desperate need of my fast and ultimately soul crushingly disappointing sexing"
G "LMAO. I'm in desperate need of some TIME with you."
me "first I start by running my fingers though your hair, ultimately getting them tangled and yanking your head to the side."
G "Oooohh"
me "Then I alternately slobber in your ear canal and blow your ear drum out the other side of your head. Finally I move in way to fast and we clack our teeth together instead of kissing."
G "Lord have mercy, lol!"
me " Then when you are almost woozy with desire I fight with the clasp of your bra for a good 15 minutes."
G "Oh god, stahhhhp. I cant contain my lust."
me "Now that I have access I will alternately pinch way too hard and slobber way too much on your nipples. I will leave at least a glass full of saliva on your breasts. Basted like a Christmas turkey."
G "Yummy"
me "I know that by now you are aflood with excitement. So in the process of removing your bottoms I will manage to jam your underwear somewhere up around your ovaries"
G "A sex wedgie?? Be still my beating heart.
Me "I got mad skills. Now finally before I can come close to mounting you I manage to blow in my pants and fall off the bed."
Class Dismissed.
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My rules for Porn
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Posted:Mar 1, 2016 2:36 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2016 7:07 pm
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These are my rules for porn. Not the viewing or consuming but what I would like to see from now on.
1. Remove your panties. Don't just yank them to the side. I have done this is real life and the friction is similar to sandpaper.
2. The same goes for your glasses. I know you are supposed to be a nerd girl but no one fucks with glasses on. (I am gonna hear it on this one)
3. If there is anal, show the application of the lube and the asshole prep. No one in the world just jams it in there dry. And no spitting doesn't fucking count you are an asshole for suggesting it does.
4. Dude with five o clock shadow. I don't expect you to eat her pussy for twenty minutes, unless she is a closet masochist see rule one for sandpaper analogy.
5. Why does no one seem to leak precum? Oh right cause there is some guy whose job it is to make cock look good for camera.
6. Don't give me a play by play if it is on camera. Don't tell me "you are fucking me so good" when I can see the happy face and the fucking.
7. Can I just once see the marks where her bra bit into her skin, or her panties at her hip. Can we have something semi realistic instead of knowing that she just put those panties on to have them yanked off her two seconds later.
8. After all the athletic position changes and throwing her around the bedroom and spite fucking I would love to see the bottled water or Gatorade break after.
9. Can you at least fake some feelings for the other person. I mean really you maiy have just met two seconds before the filming of the scene but try to look like you are into the other person and not just pounding on a doll.
10. Cum shots go on the body. Not the lamp, not the glassware, not the outfit. Body only, and I only include the hair under protest. This rule is flexible when it comes to handjobs, you are allowed to cum in the air.
that's all I got for right now.
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Pic Question
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Posted:Feb 29, 2016 1:56 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2016 2:17 pm
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So I see a tonne of blowjob pics on this site. Shit I see them in general. I have a glorious repost service on my twitter feed that sends me the good stuff. I see cocks half in mouth, swallowed ball deep and just getting tickled with tongues. I see open eyes staring adoringly an eyes scrunched shut in concentration (or against the harsh flash). I see big cocks and small cocks, all different races of cock and all different races of cock suckers.
My question is this, do pictures of guys eating pussy do anything for the women. Does the back of a head in some ladys lap turn you on? How about that pic where a tongue reaches out tentatively like he is licking a flag pole in winter? Is this one of those instances where the pendulum has swung in favor of the ladies or the men?
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Sunday story time
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Posted:Feb 28, 2016 5:12 am
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2016 1:49 pm
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All right another weekend and another story. Locations were suggested by a friend. Enjoy.
She watched as the world slowly turned black outside her little window. It was not the first time that she has done this trip. In fact she had done it so often that it was routine. She knew that the light greenish blue would disappear gradually and then the black would happen. Along with the black came the cold. She shivered involuntarily and zipped her fleece tighter. Every time the sun disappeared above her the cold came and she felt the same thing.
She had been piloting the deep sea research sub for a total of two years now. Her trips to the ocean floor were into the hundreds but every time the dark came she fought the urge to turn all the outside lights on to banish the darkness into artificial light. What she did now instead was cast her mind back to happier times. The sub was uncomfortable and had her in a prone position on the hard cushioned surface. There were fans to move the stagnant air around as well as a heater to keep the cold of the ocean at bay inside the metal womb.
The moment that last turn of the wheel locked her into the sub she was really at home. She really did love her job. She felt like an astronaut exploring space only this was miles below the sea. She had seen terribly beautiful things in her time as a pilot as well as the terribly sad things as well. The oceans really were a giant wastebasket for the surface.
So as she laid there and floated to the bottom of the sea she thought back to more pleasant times. She was lounging at the mountain lake. Her nostrils full of the smell of coconut oil on her skin and on her tongue the taste of cold beer. Her bikini top swelled with her youthful breasts and she delighted in teasing her boyfriend at his own cabin. He was in the lounger beside her and she remembers the look of lust in his eye when she removed her top and let him gaze at her.
The sun, and the smells took her back to that day. He had pried her legs apart and devoured her whole. She remembers the sweat from the sun and her exertions on her chest. Later when they were in the water she remembers the heat of his cock between her legs. He had figured out how to take her from behind and holding her arms behind her back she floated and was impaled over and over on his stiffness. When he finally had enough and pressed tight to her she could feel him come deep inside her. The thick jets warming her in the cool mountain water, it was a memory she treasured.
The slightly mechanical voice from the speaker told her all was good with her descent and she could tell from the motion of the sub that it was so. The subs bottom lights lit the area beneath her and she once again cast her mind back into her memories. Only doing so this time she removed her small vibrator and pressed it against her mound. She turned it to medium and lost herself in a new memory.
This time it was a masked fete in Venice. She was on a break from work and still youthful enough to backpack through Europe. She loved the art and the culture that Italy had to offer and she had spent a day or two in Venice looking at frescoes and architecture. She was captivated, even if the canal was filthy and not a pleasant thing at all. Not at all as she had been led to believe by photos and media.
She remembers crossing the bridge from the party with a young Italian man in tow. He was dressed casually and underneath his jacket she felt powerful muscles move. Now she led him away from the party and down an alley. Their mouths came together and his hands pushed her loose dress up her thighs. If he was surprised by her lack of underwear he didn’t show it. He was surprised when she reached into his pants and grasped his rampant erection. She was never this forward but something about the city spoke to her and moved her along this current wanton path.
She tugged his cock a few times and she was pleased that his fingers sought out her moist center and teased back and forth over her clitoris before plunging into her. He was matching her aggressive behavior and she loved it. She spun around and placed her hands on a wooden shipping crate and lifted her dress over her hips revealing her naked backside to him. She was rewarded when he sank himself into her. It was so good. It was this day that she learned her tiny puckered asshole could be as active as her wet pussy. He eased a finger into her as he thrust and her orgasm left her weak in the knees and she spun and took his throbbing member into her mouth allowing him to finish.
In the sub she pressed her hips down against the vibrating menace and gasped out her own deeply satisfying orgasm. Her breathing came back to normal and she thought to herself it was going to be a good day on the bottom of the sea.
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Thanks
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Posted:Feb 26, 2016 5:53 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2016 12:51 pm
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Thanks to japaneseass I know now that the site has been bought out by another company. So that is cool. What I don't like is that it appears the last three days now are a complete gongshow. Not only does my blog have no comments and commenters showing but also people who viewed my profile or hot listed me or flirted have now disappeared as well. Yay such fun. Not happy and neither are many of my other friends here in blogland.
On a good note there appears to be nothing wrong with the older posts. Comments still show up there.
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Day two
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Posted:Feb 25, 2016 5:47 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2016 3:21 pm
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Its day two of fucked up blog comments. The whole point behind this blog is communication. Communication is two sided otherwise I am just writing a fucking diary and trust me no one wants to read a diary written by me. Interaction is needed. Come on site fix this.
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Fuck this site
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Posted:Feb 24, 2016 9:00 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2016 9:10 am
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Ok I sat back and silently watched as you fucked with our emails. I had days where you all just decided that photos shouldn't show up in the blogs either. But now you are taking away comments on the blogs.
Get your shit together. Fuck
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Better than Christmas
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Posted:Feb 24, 2016 5:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2016 2:12 pm
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Is there anything better than when someone you are chatting with sends you their first nude pic? I swear the only thing better might be an electronic confirmation of winning the powerball.
So a tip of the hat to the member who sent me a photo last night while we chatted. It was and remains awesome. Now to find a way to turn that photo into real life.
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Someone explain this to me
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Posted:Feb 23, 2016 11:27 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2016 9:57 am
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So what the fuck is it with High School?
Why is it that certain people seem to finish their life at high school? Let me elaborate. Just this week I had one of the guys I work with ask me how things were going back home. When I told him I don't give a shit he was surprised. Look I moved away from home more than twenty years ago. True I lived there for a couple of spots in that time but I don't give a shit about home.
He wanted to know what the farm back home ended up doing after high school and I told him I couldn't tell him. I told him honestly I don't think about high school all that much. And looking from the outside you could say that I had a pretty good high school life. I played sports quite well and was involved in almost all extracurricular activity short of music and choir.
But there is a portion of this world that seems to adore thinking back to those days. Living in those years if you will. What the fuck? This affliction seems to predominately hit our neighbours to the south. Looking at the media and movies coming out of the US you would think that life is just one crushing development after another after high school.
For me, my best days are in front of me. They always have been. If you cant get up in the morning and think that today is going to be the greatest day of your life then don't get up. I know that some of you will say the whole reason I am sour on high school is because I didn't get laid. That isn't the case. But they are right, I didn't get laid in high school. But if you are to judge your life by when you were getting laid I would still be in a shitty marriage or two.
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