Sunday story abreviated
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Posted:May 25, 2014 7:53 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2014 5:57 am
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So I was planning on coming home and finishing off the whole story thing that I bailed on last weekend. My was supposed to be at my place late. She literally showed up a couple of minutes after I got home from work and had started writing. So here is the short little bit that I wrote and will end it next time. This is sort of a good stopping point with it anyways. So enjoy part three.
“Do you have any idea how hard you squeeze when you cum like that?”
“Oh crap here I go again. AAAhhhhh”
“I will let you breathe here. But I am not gonna move my fingers out of you.”
“You have no idea how sexy that feels right now.”
“I have a pretty good idea. I can tell by how relaxed your have become. You almost broke my fingers.”
“I did not.”
“No you didn’t but you did squeeze insanely hard.”
“Is that bad?”
“I will put it to you this way. If I hadn’t experienced that before I would be having serious second thoughts about putting my penis back there.”
“I think you are teasing me.”
“Its really to get back at you for teasing me with this ass for the past year.”
“Well if you lose those pants I can start on making up for that.”
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Confession of sorts
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Posted:May 23, 2014 7:40 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2014 5:44 am
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So every now and then I remember some shameful moment from my past and feel that I must share them with my devoted readers. I have shared the lovely moment of my first time and how crappy it was as well as a girlfriend relaxing enough during oral to pass gas.
Well this one is just a solo confession. Meaning I was with myself and no one else. When I was just a young spider and loved nothing better than flogging my I used to use the old glossy porno mag for inspiration.
Not a horrible confession yet but here comes the humiliating bit. I used to get extra hard and get an extra kick out of finding models in the mags that had the same name as class mates or girls that I knew. That little fantasy of the same name as the naked model was enough to make me pop hard.
Now as I got older and had access to videos I would look for bodies or faces similar to ones I knew. Again good stuff. Anyone else used to do this or am I alone in this behaviour.
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Astounded
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Posted:May 22, 2014 9:50 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2014 5:56 am
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I am still astounded to this day that there are folks out there who don't want to play protected. I totally get that there are women out there who love the feel of jizz blasting into them but cmon. We should be aware and really aware of the fact that we are sleeping with everyone that the person has slept with.
Condoms and condom technology has improved vastly and the old saw of "I cant feel anything" shouldn't really apply anymore. If you think so little of the person you are laying with that you cant put one on then shame on you. Likewise if you think so little about yourself that you don't give a shit what might live on or in your junk then just stay home and jerk it.
I grew up in the hey day of aids info and fear and as a result I had it hammered into my head to wrap it up. What I found out later is that I actually respect my partners enough that I will get tested and condom up. If not for the person I am with then for the person I might be with in the future and that is what really matters. I may not be with this current partner, in fact it is probably a fact that I wont be with them in the future.
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Drawing blanks
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Posted:May 21, 2014 12:54 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2014 5:48 am
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Today I am drawing a blank on anything important to discuss. So what I am doing instead is giving you one of my favorite caboose picture.
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Thoughts on jacking it.
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Posted:May 20, 2014 12:59 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2014 7:23 pm
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So I have a small problem. Yes, yes you are all so clever for inserting your own dick size joke there. Seriously I have a problem and that problem is this, Jerking it has become a bit problematic these days.
What I mean by that is I still remember how to do it. Up down up down and then the nice squirty bit at the end. But I have a problem in the fact that my is with me half time. I am sort of a creature of habit. I like to jerk it in my bed with a little porno stimulation.
My likes to camp out in the bedroom until it is her time to crash. So I kinda get cock blocked by my . Now I know that there are those of you out there who will suggest I jack it in the shower. Not my scene. So what I have taken to doing is making use of the school hours. Meaning I get a little time to flog it while she is at school. Problem solved you say.
Summer holidays are around the corner. AAAAHHHHH. Maybe I will go without, maybe I will double up on the days that she isn't around. Maybe I will have a dear reader who has a suggestion for me.
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Apologies
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Posted:May 18, 2014 5:55 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2014 5:55 am
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I should be posting the third and final part of my sunday story. However I have been stuck at work and have more important things to do tonight. I can hear your collective gasps right now. I get to sit down with the soon to be ex and start picking classes for my baby spider. She is rolling into junior high a time when academics better start getting very important.
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Behind
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Posted:May 17, 2014 6:04 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2014 7:10 pm
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I am behind on sleep and as a result of having my again last night (not one of my regularly scheduled nights) I am behind yet again. It sucks as a shift worker not to be able to get your sleep in.
Onto the good news. I will be at work earning that good money when everyone else will be huddling in their tents trying to remember why they went out camping on the may long weekend. It always rains folks. Better to stay home and cuddle with someone of the opposite sex or the same sex if that floats your boat. Hell have one of each. I am generous that way.
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Taking the day.
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Posted:May 15, 2014 10:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 6:52 am
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I had some shitty moments yesterday and as a result I am gonna take today for myself. I have been binge watching Game of Thrones and doing laundry. Just what every growing spider needs to do to get ready for the work week. Last few hours with my baby spider until I am done work again. I really need to get out and garage sale with her soon.
Here is a naked ass to keep you guys going until I return.
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Wondering what else is going on?
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Posted:May 14, 2014 8:20 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2014 7:15 pm
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There are a tonne (that a metric tone dear American readers) of times where I sit and think that same above question. When I just ponder what else is happening to good folks out there.
I think this really started in university when I would spend my lunch time quietly ogling the fine forms as they wandered to and from class. Now I sort of have settled into thinking about what some of those nasty folks that I have come across might be doing right now.
Heck some of you folks reading this might be included in that list. However I can tell you what is going on in this world. Job searching, television in the background and hating that I didn't get a good nights sleep again. Gonna be a caffeine filled day.
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Fun and not fun
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Posted:May 13, 2014 10:25 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2014 5:55 pm
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I have to say that I was thinking back to the days of courting my soon to be ex wife. Maybe it was the fact that I was running around like a chicken without a head today doing up paperwork for the upcoming divorce. Anyways what I was thinking about back in the day.
Back in the day I was courting long distance while I did my EMT training. I was stuck in a hotel room and in those days there wasn't WIFI porn on your phone. I was stuck with having to visit a local porno shop for a whack magazine. One of those fun little rags that helped coax your juice out of you.
Then I thought further back to the little confectionary back home that started my first porn collection. I would bike my way into town and pic up mags. First story ones cause they were easily to pilfer and hide and then later the big glossy ones. I vividly remember the ass mags that I found back then. Very good stuff for a future anal obsessive.
No one who has just relied on their laptop for porn will remember the little tingle of fear/excitement when it comes to getting porn in a small town.
It was that same tingle when I went the court house today. A little fear and a little excitement.
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Perusing porn
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Posted:May 12, 2014 5:41 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2014 5:44 am
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So the other day I was perusing porn as is my want. I am considered a dirty minded fucker in some circles and in others quite the pervert. I find myself waffling back and forth between the two camps personally but I digress.
I came across something that didn't necessarily disturb me but upset me none the less. I came across this poor model who had obviously paid someone to implant what can only be fairly described as volleyballs into her chest. This was not a heavy woman with natural G sized cups. This was some skinny waisted pale skinned model who decided that this would be her ticket to the good life.
The fact that she couldn't really wear a t-shirt, or dress or bikini comfortably made me sad. The fact that her skin was tighter than a drum and you could almost see the blue vessels straining to get away from the implants was also kinda sad. But what made me saddest of all is that somewhere there was a guy who decided this would be sexy and then convinced her to get it done. Not maybe in those simple terms but had told this woman that ninety pound tittys would be her fortune.
I don't often beat up a gender but man we really could have done better with this girl. And I really dislike the notion that somewhere someone is beating off to the thought of the girl with the volleyball chest.
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Sunday story time
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Posted:May 11, 2014 4:15 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2014 5:35 am
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Ok part two of the all dialogue only story. If you remember co workers have decided to explore anal for the first time. Hope it makes sense and you can imagine what is going on.
“mmmm. What are you doing?”
“I thought you could figure out that I rubbing your butt.”
“It feels good, don’t stop.”
“Oh I think I can make you feel a little better than good. Here let me move that throw from you.”
“Hurry I am getting cold.”
“This should be better.”
“Oh that is nice. What did you do to heat it up?”
“I set the bottle in a bowl of hot water. Warm oil is always better than cold I say.”
“Damn you have good hands. How come no one at work ever gossiped about that?”
“I don’t usually pour warm oil on their lovely backsides.”
“Are you saying my backside is lovely?”
“Yes.”
“You didn’t have to smack it you know.”
“No but it does make a lovely color. Now shush and wait for it.”
“Oh jeese that is lovely. Your hands feel so good. Did you just pour that where I think you did?”
“I think I told you to shush.”
“Oh fuck, that feels strange.”
“It doesn’t hurt does it?”
“No I just feel kinda full and I hate to say it kinda sexy knowing you are watching it happen.”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world. Now just sit back and enjoy it”
“Oh jesus is that it? Oh don’t stop? You aren’t going to take it out are you? Oh fuck that feels so nice. Just oh damn.”
“I can feel you clamp down. How do you like it?”
“Its aaaahhhhh nice. I like the rythmn. Could you touch me down there too? Oh fuck”
"Do you want it fast or slow?"
"Just keep doing that. Oh shit I am gonna cum again. Oh its so slippery and good. Yeah keep Oooooh fuck don't stop yeah yeah don't stop."
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My weekend plans
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Posted:May 9, 2014 7:22 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2014 7:05 pm
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For the first time in a long time I will work the entire weekend. That means that my postings may suffer. Do understand that I will be completing part two of my sunday story. Some of you look forward, some of you could care less. I did the first part with description if any of you are demanding to have that in your lives.
I may post some observational stuff tomorrow. Oh yeah and my soon to be ex was rather nice today via text message. Makes this spider suspicious.
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