Leave it to Beaver?
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Posted:Jul 13, 2011 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2012 6:33 pm
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I was doing some wrenching with a friend of mine about a week ago. I rarely wear a shirt when I'm just hanging out, and that's when he noticed that I didn't have a bush hanging out of my armpit. he asks "yo dawg, do you shave your armpits?" 10 years ago my first response might have been: "What? You got a problem with that?" But these are different times and I could tell my friend was not with them.
Accordingly I replied "What? You mean you don't?" I continued by informing him that not only do I shave the pits; but the pubes as well. "What are you going fem or something?" he replied. "Nah" I said, "and I'll forget you said that, so I can keep working on your truck, instead of kicking your ass."
After he said sorry I told him about how shaving his pits would eliminate that B.O. he sports around everyday starting about 4:00 pm. and how much more the women that i go intimate with, enjoy the fresh shave on the south side. I told my friend to drag himself from the confines of his homophobic cave and bring himself current.
If I conducted a survey of guys and put the question as: "do you prefer going down on your girl freshly shaven or Chewbacca in a headlock?" I'm confident 9 of 10 would prefer soft supple skin over the catcher's mitt.
So why should it be any different for the ladies? My guess is that they would much rather gag because of an over eager oral insertion than a wayward pubic hair any day.
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what about his G spot?
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Posted:May 30, 2011 1:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2011 4:17 pm
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Why is it that men must pretend to not know it exists; or just be so homophobic that they either don’t want to know or would never ever admit to the knowledge thereof, much less discuss the pleasure derived from the male G spot, otherwise known as the prostate gland.
For those that seriously do not know; listen up!
Situated at the very starting point of the penile shaft and hidden well inside the anus, lies the prostate gland, which, during male orgasm, sperm is transmitted from the ductus deferens into the male urethra via the ejaculatory ducts, which lie within the prostate gland.
Were you aware that it is possible for men to achieve orgasm solely through stimulation of the prostate gland, such as prostate massage or receptive anal intercourse?
But it has so much more potential as a source of pleasure once you get beyond a couple obstacles.
Its my guess that the creator’s idea, in putting it there, in such a place…well alright, he had to put it someplace that was not so easily accessible otherwise man would have it out and be playing with it, admiring it, or comparing to the other guy’s, 24/7/365.
So obstacle #1 is conquered once we learn to access the thing.
Then there is obstacle #2 , how do we get her excited about it, excited enough to access it for you?
Some are ok with the idea (freaks), some will not hear of it, in the belief that you are either gay or it is much too taboo to go there.
The fact is ladies and gents of all ages over 18; that a man can be stimulated at this point alone and achieve the most intense and powerful orgasms he has ever had. I mean like bring a towel to wipe the ceiling.
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