Santa Claus
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Posted:Dec 14, 2015 5:46 pm
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There are currently 78 people named S. Claus
living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
(You gotta wonder about that one 's parents)
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby
for every on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s
sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour.
With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to
make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
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My Sex Bucket List
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Posted:Dec 12, 2015 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2015 8:39 am
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I saw another post and checked off the fantasies fulfilled. I am open to suggestions of what should be added to the list and any help you could give me fulfilling new fantasies.
Fulfilled fantasies and/or fun times:
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• Lick my cum out of my partner's pussy (aka -- "eat a creampie")
• Masturbate in front of my partner
• Have a partner masturbate in front of me
• Use toys on myself in front of my partner
• Have partner use toys on herself in front of me
• Use toys on each other
• Use toys in a public setting
• Be naked in front of a group of people (but was not sex)
• Receive a flogging from a domme
• Be sensually dominated by a domme
• Suck on a cock
• Sex in an elevator
• Sex in hotel lobby
• Sex in hotel hallway
• Sex on a Ferris Wheel
• Sex in a taxi
• Sex in my office
• Blow Job in my office
• Finger fuck a girl in my office with employees in the next office
• Sex with girl on my desk with webcam going for others to see
• FMF threesome
• MFM threesome
• Topless beach in France
• Blow job in moving car
• Sex in hottub on hotel patio
• Sex with a pair of sisters
• Anal sex
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Who was goign to do the dishes?
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Posted:Dec 11, 2015 11:32 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:2 am
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My friend Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain."
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I
have to tell you something about my family before we go in."When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the fucking dishes!"
Have a great day and great weekend!!
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Penis Size --- more facts and does smaller size mean higher intelligence?
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Posted:Dec 9, 2015 10:48 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2015 2:17 pm
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Professor Richard Lynn did a study of penis sizes by country. The number one spot went to the Congo, with an average erect penile length of 7.1 inches. Closely following was Ecuador (7 inches), Ghana (6. , Columbia (6.7), and Iceland (6.5). That’s right, America didn’t even make the top five. In fact, America didn’t even make the top ten . The Stir comments that Americans landed in the 25th percentile (actually 96th of 116 countries), with an average length of 5.1 inches.”Poor Americans,” writes Lindsay Mannering, “So many huge SUVs, so many little penises.” Americans are a far cry above North Koreans, however, who came in at 3.8 inches.
One of the interesting things was the smaller penises were actually measured whereas the longer ones were self reported. Another study found men who self report the size of their penis overstate the size by 1- 1.7".
Lynn also found the smaller the size of the penis the higher the intelligence. Do you think that is true? I would be interested in knowing your experience. Do guys with bigger penises have smaller intelligence?
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Would you believe more Christmas trivia?
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Posted:Dec 9, 2015 9:21 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:2 am
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61 What song was originally titled "One Open Sleigh"?
62 What holiday film annually appears on television more than 300 times?
63 In It's A Wonderful Life, what two friends share their names with
two Sesame Street characters?
64 What is Frosty's nose made of?
65 How does Scrooge improve Cratchit's life the day after Christmas?
66 What country started the tradition of exchanging gifts?
67 In A Charlie Brown Christmas, what winter recreation is the cast of
characters doing in the opening scene?
68 What are tiny, inexpensive gifts usually called?
69 Name the reindeer whose name begins with a "B"?
70 What W.W.II First Lady wrote a Christmas story about a girl named
Marta?
71 What non-smoking association sponsors Christmas seals?
72 Visions of what dance in 's heads?
73 How many times is the name of Santa Claus used in "The Night Before
Christmas"?
74 What is the most popular tree topper?
75 What song contains the line "Although, it's been said, many times,
many ways"?
76 What did the Little Drummer Boy give to the Christ ?
77 What snack is often left out for Santa?
78 In It's a Wonderful Life, who starred as George Bailey?
79 What cola company was known for its ads featuring a big, smiling Santa?
80 What does Alvin want for Christmas?
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61 "Jingle Bells"
62 It's a Wonderful Life
63 Bert and Ernie
64 A button
65 He gives him a raise
66 Italy (Romans)
67 Ice Skating
68 Stocking Stuffers
69 Blitzen
70 Elinor Roosevelt
71 American Lung Association
72 Sugarplums
73 None
74 Angel
75 "The Christmas Song"
76 A song on his drum
77 Cookies
78 Jimmy Stewart
79 Coca-Cola
80 A hula-hoop
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Even More Christmas Trivia
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Posted:Dec 8, 2015 8:27 am
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41 In It's a Wonderful Life, what kind of spirit is Clarence?
42 What were Frosty's last words?
43 What piece of heavenly apparel does the Littlest Angel not wear
correctly?
44 What is Charlie Brown's complaint about Christmas?
45 What instrument does Amahl play as he leads the procession in Amahl
and the Night Visitors?
46 On what street did a Santa Claus miracle occur?
47 Counting Rudolph, how many reindeer are there?
48 What happened to the drummer boy's lamb when he played his song for
the Baby Jesus?
49 What did Rudolph never get to join in?
50 What Emmy Award winning cartoon was based on a newspaper editorial?
51 What carol is known as the counting song?
52 Where did there arise such a clatter?
53 What type of canned pie filling is a big seller at Christmastime?
54 What three characters sing "The Chipmunk Song"?
55 What gift did Caspar bring?
56 In It's a Wonderful Life, what part of George's house is always
broken?
57 Traditionally, does the oldest or youngest family member open the
first present?
58 What carol demands figgy pudding?
59 What flower does Moore compare St. Nick's cheeks to?
60 Whose eyes were made of coal?
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41 An angel
42 "I'll be back again someday"
43 His halo
44 It is too commercialized
45 His reed pipe
46 34th
47 Nine
48 He came back to life
49 Reindeer games
50 Yes, Virginia There is a Santa Claus
51 "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
52 On the lawn
53 Pumpkin
54 Alvin, Theodore, and Simon
55 Myrrh
56 The bannister
57 The youngest
58 "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
59 A rose
60 Frosty's
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More Christmas Trivia --
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Posted:Dec 7, 2015 9:24 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2015 4:48 pm
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21 What color is the Grinch?
22 How many pipers piping did my true love give to me?
23 In the movie The Santa Clause, who starred as the substitute Santa
Claus?
24 What was Rudolph's punishment for his red nose?
25 In A Charlie Brown Christmas, who plays the dusty innkeeper in the
Christmas play?
26 What did the traffic cop holler to Frosty?
27 What holiday drink contains sugar, milk, and eggs?
28 What popular bite-sized chocolate candy comes wrapped in red and
green foil at Christmas?
29 What Saturday Evening Post artist was known for his whimsical
pictures of Santa Claus?
30 What one reindeer is never mentioned in "The Night Before
Christmas"?
31 St. Nick's beard is like what feature of winter?
32 Name the two reindeer whose name begins with a "C"?
33 In It's a Wonderful Life, what did Clarence receive for
accomplishing his mission: wings or a halo?
34 What carol contains the word "Fa-la-la-la- la-la-la- la-la"?
35 In the "Nutcracker" section of Fantasia, what fungi dance the
Chinese dance?
36 What did the Grinch use as a substitute for reindeer?
37 Who were nestled snug in their beds?
38 What 1990 movie told of a boy's experience when two men break into
his house during Christmas?
39 What fruit is St. Nick's nose like?
40 What glittery bits of metal are hung on a Christmas tree?
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21 Green
22 Eleven
23 Tim Allen
24 Could not play in reindeer games
25 Pigpen
26 "Stop"
27 Eggnog
28 Hershey's Kisses
29 Norman Rockwell
30 Rudolph
31 Snow
32 Comet and Cupid
33 His Wings
34 "Deck the Halls"
35 Mushrooms
36 His dog
37 The
38 Home Alone
39 A cherry
40 Tinsel
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More Christmas Trivia - How many did you get?
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Posted:Dec 5, 2015 12:37 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:2 am
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More Trivia - just post the number you got correct as a comment. Don't give away the answers.
11 In The Night Before Christmas I sprang from my bed to see what?
12 Name the three reindeer whose names begin with a "D"?
13 In the song "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer" what did Grandma
go to get?
14 What was the first gift my true love sent on the sixth day of
Christmas?
15 In what city did Miracle on 34th Street take place?
16 In It's a Wonderful Life, how did Clarence cleverly save George's
life?
17 Who kept time with the Little Drummer Boy?
18 In The Night Before Christmas, where were the stockings hung?
19 What is the name of the little girl in most versions of The Nutcracker?
20 What is the last ghost called in A Christmas Carol?
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11 What was the matter
12 Dasher, Donder, Dancer
13 Her medication
14 Six geese a-laying
15 New York
16 He jumped into the river first
17 The ox and the lamb
18 By the chimney
19 Clara
20 The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
just post the number you got correct as a comment. Don't give away the answers.
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Christmas Trivia - how many will you get right?
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Posted:Dec 4, 2015 9:08 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 11:2 am
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on the first day of Christmas there are 10 - don't look at anyone else's answers.. how many can you get right?
1 In Frosty the Snowman, who brought Frosty back to life?
2 Who lost $8,000 in It's a Wonderful Life?
3 In How the Grinch Stole Christmas, what biological shortcoming made
the Grinch so mean?
4 Who tells you she's in town by tap, tap, tappin' at your windowpane?
5 What is the biggest selling Christmas single of all time?
6 What was Scrooge's first name?
7 Where was I when I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?
8 What was the name of Rudolph's dogsled driving friend?
9 Who said "God Bless Us, Every One!"?
10 What carol contains the line "O tidings of comfort and joy
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1 Santa Claus
2 Uncle Billy
3 His heart was two sizes too small
4 Suzy Snowflake
5 "White Christmas"
6 Ebenezer
7 On the Stairs
8 Yukon Cornelius
9 Tiny Tim
10 "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
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Questions on changes in marriages
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Posted:Dec 3, 2015 8:47 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2015 5:31 pm
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Do you think American marriages are changing? According to an article in the Dec 1, 2015 Economist, fewer women are getting married and the number of women who marry before the age of 30 has fallen from 50% in 1960 to about 20% today. While highly educated and financially independent women were once among the least likely to get marred now they are getting married at a faster rate than the less educated. And they often choose highly educated men.
The divorce rate has fallen from 5.3 per 1,000 people in 1981 to 3.2 divorces per 1,000 people in 2014.
All this means that women with less education are stuck with a stock of lower class men. Many of these marriages do not offer a very good deal for the women.
So given the focus of this site and today's changing values, how do you interpret all this?
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Party Conversation - so interesting.
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Posted:Nov 24, 2015 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2015 6:25 am
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I was at a party the other night; a few people I know and a lot I did not know. I noticed a pretty young woman across the room. Our eyes met, I smiled and mouthed a “hello.” She headed my way.
"Hi. My name is Carmen", she introduced herself.
"That's a beautiful name," I replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she said. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I love the most: cars and men." And,” she paused before asking, “What's your name?"
"B. J. Titsenwine".
Yes, a joke.
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Oh Yes!!!! How beautiful you are!!
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Posted:Nov 23, 2015 8:31 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2015 11:02 am
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I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door.
Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.
From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.
The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.
My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.
I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.
As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.
I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.
anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.
"Oh yes", I say to you,
I must say Grace "Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"
I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,
I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.
I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.
Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool.
You are one wonderful turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!
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I will bet you cannot get this right..
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Posted:Nov 19, 2015 10:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2015 1:39 pm
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Think of a letter between A and W.
Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
Keep going ... Don't stop ...
Think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
Think of either a man's/woman' s name that begins with the last letter in the animals name.
Almost there....... .
Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.
Take the hand you FIRST counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level.
Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.
Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?!
Of course not......
Now take that hand and smack the crap out of yourself!
Doesn’t it seem like this is a stupid game? But did it just like I did. Aren’t we brilliant? Maybe you and I should get a life, and quit playing these stupid blog games!
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