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The Offer
Posted:Mar 20, 2016 2:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2016 11:34 pm
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Once I was looking for a new flat and had just came across somebody that had a beach-side unit, it looked great and I was offered a few weeks trial to see if I got on with them. I moved in a few items especially some valuable heirlooms that I always kept with me. It wasn’t long before I got to know the couple I was sharing a flat with, the guy worked at a warehouse not far from where I was and that's how I got to find out about the flat. His girlfriend was a small but very pretty girl with long dark hair down to a waste and very dark complexion.

After a few days I learned that she had a Spanish background and had a very fiery temper including flying plates and cutlery. As long all and to think it was a good idea to fall in the place. Her boyfriend worked the late shift and came home very late, but certainly because I started early. A few days in my new landlady wanted to talk to me, I thought about money matters and how I was pay. "You're very nice would do something special for you." Moving her hand across the desk, Great I thought special rate this is such a great place on the beachfront, I couldn't ask for more.

What happened next was a bit disturbing to start with, as she pulled my hand towards her mouth and started sucking on my finger. "aah!" I announced with a bit of a start, not knowing where this was going but looking forward to it anyway. "Do you like me? Do you like to look at me? Do you love my tits?" She said between each suck of a different finger and deep look from those brown eyes. "Oh, Um, yes, yes, you're very nice." I only just managed to get the sentence out. It out of thin air she reached for the top of the bra and pulled it down to show her large, gorgeous golden brown breast with deep dark nipples.

My god I was aroused, and when she reached across the desk and grabbed my collar, pulling me towards her, I put up not one hint of a fight. She kissed me hard and long without much of a breath. I pulled away a moment before I started puffing to breathe which gave her an opportunity. She climbed on to the desk now with the top off and planted her biblical sized breast on my face. I moved my face up and down, lapping a cleavage with my tongue.

She was heaving as she breathed and getting ready for some heavy action. There is not much that words can describe the feeling of being dragged to her bedroom, between the tits of a goddess. So I think you get the point, "so what have you got for me? I Want to see what you've got, fuck my tits." An offer like that was a great opportunity to get to know her better, I instantly straddled her over her tummy and placed everything I had between her orbs.

The thrusting and pumping went on for ages until her request was filled and I showed her what I had. My pearly white cum oozed from her cleavage and with one gush hit her on the chin. She let out a sound of bliss as my semen ran around her neck. I got up panting and moved towards the door looking back to see her smiling and my cum now running down her tits. I thought this was going to be a one off and didn't pursue the matter further.

However, how wrong can you be, the next day she opened the front door for me completely naked. Gesturing with her finger to follow her to the bedroom again, this time she pushed me to the bed and rode me for half an hour until I must have looked like a dead kangaroo after I blew my load into her pussy. The next day as I opened the door she had her arse pointed at me over the kitchen counter and with no compunction to stop, I banged her for about twenty minute until I got a cry of pleasure from her and promptly came myself. Walking away with my limp dick, watching her panting shivering and having a few more orgasms as my cum dripped to the floor from her cunt.

This went on for two weeks in different ways, in the shower, a head job in the bathroom, full thrusting pounding fuck on the lounge room floor with her screaming with pleasure and one of the best screws being across the lounge room table, her legs in the air and with her screaming, ”you know you're a bastard, a real fuck’en bastard, cum in me, I want your hot cum, I love your cock so much." I knew then that she was just using me, but that was fine, I hadn't had so much sex for months. In the next few days things seem to go on normally not seeing her boyfriend much at all. As it was going all my way I was just about to sign the contract and move in.

When I returned the next day, the door was open and instantly thought we had been robbed. Looking around there is nothing of the couples stuff at all, except from my scatter clothes and old bed there was nothing left of my stuff either. This turned from a robbery to rip off very quickly as I realized that the couple had moved out leaving me to take the . Learning my lesson quickly I got together what I could and disappeared quickly.

I tried to find them over the next few months finally catching up with the boyfriend at a loading dock and he acted (probably honestly) innocent and that he knew nothing about what had been taken, as she had left him a few months later anyway. I then caught up with a bloke that married her and was living in a leafy eastern suburb of Melbourne. He was surprised, but not surprised about the story and told me of what she had stolen from him, running off to New Zealand.

It was about being a lost heart, having lost relics from the First World War and my immigrant family from one hundred and fifty years before. By then most my family had gone anyway so there was nobody to admit my stupidity to. So, lesson learned never take two gift tits for granted, there will always be a cost. But, I will always be able to say that was the best two weeks of fucking I ever had.
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Getting close
Posted:Mar 20, 2016 4:40 am
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2016 2:21 pm
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It’s great to be a nice old man, when your actually a dirty old pervert. You can get so close to lovely girls.
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The widow and me.
Posted:Mar 18, 2016 7:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2016 2:55 pm
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I was asked to help out one day by a friend; it was at a widows house. We got around there to help clean the place up as her husband suicide at work and things were getting out of hand, it needed mowing and cleaning and a few patches around the house. We staid around for drinks to cheer her up, it had been a hard few month for her and she was showing how tired and desperately sad she had been in her face.

We all went home knowing that she was happier and her four knew everyone was trying to help out. A few weeks on I met her again at the shops; we talked and had a coffee, she was much happier and the were better and being again. I visited her a few more time with my and everything was sort of normal again except for the money that was being held back by the insurance company and her husband’s relatives.

One night, I just dropped past to give her some groceries that were going to help her for the next week. We sat down and had a talk and a coffee and put the to bed and talked some more. I think I got up to take the cups to the sink and when I bent over, she kissed me. I didn’t stop her, as she slowly got up together still kissing then hugging and well on and on for a while.

Thinking about it now, she hadn’t had a man for about six months and now she needed it. We got to her bed and cuddled and kissed under the quilt, “I need you” she said softly and rolled on to her back, I got on top of her and slowly penetrated her. She gave a quiet “umh” with every slow stroke I gave her. Nothing fancy, nothing hard or kinky, just slow and gently love making.

She climaxed a few times, with a bit of a harder pumping until what must have been nearly an hour I let go. She pushed her head back into the soft pillow and letting out another “uugh” while I quivered in her. I lay with her and gently fucked her a few more times and went home.

I’m sorry to say I fell in love with her and should have left it there , A few days later I court up with her at school picking up the , “How are you” I asked “, “fine “ she replied “ what’s wrong?” she asked, “ I’m in love with you” she turned quickly and walked away from me with her . It wasn’t long before her money problems were fixed and she moved away from Melbourne to a small town on the Ayer Peninsula, a thousand kilometers away.

The dumbest thing I did was tell her how I felt; because I’m sure I could have had her a few more times. But the top dumb thing I did was to fall in love with her and probably still am.
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The Reverands
Posted:Mar 18, 2016 7:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2016 12:32 am
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I was talked into a church meeting one night; I’m not much for religion as I was brought up Catholic and know what sort of bastards they can be. But there was a Methodist minister I wanted to meet having come back from the warring part of Africa and was interested in what he had to say.
I was interest in his talk and understood that the whole of Africa was a fuck’'en mess and only the stupid or the holy should get involved. The church ladies served tea and cakes and everyone started talking in groups, I got a cup and a cake and was going to go home when this pretty brunette came up beside me. “Hello, I’m Kate”, “Hello Kate” I replied with half a cup cake in my mouth. “Are you new to the church?” “No, I only came to see the minister talk”. “Are you interested in missionaries” I nearly chocked on that one, “no, just interested in Africa”.
She was very close to me and I could smell her light perfume on her neck, “What are you doing here then? “ “I’m here with my fiancée and my fathers the ministers of the church” Great, that’s great” I was starting to get that closed in feeling Do you want to go outside where it quitter she asked sure I answered and we moved outside into the dark car park of the church.
“When do you get married?” ” only a few months, right here,” Are you looking forward to it?” “Not really, his very boring” “Oh that’s sad then why get married?” “Dad likes him”, “so what’s boring about him Kate “, “He wants to keep himself for me, he thinks I’m a virgin.” were was this going to I was thinking when I walked right into it. “ So Kate, what do you want?” “ I need to be Fucked , fucked hard by a real man.” right then she grabbed my dick and plunged her tongue into my mouth.
Wow, well what do you when pretty brunet starts snogging you and grabs your dick? Push her against the next car, get your hand up he pure white blouse and grab her pretty tits. “I want it up the arse fuck me up the arse”, this was a bit of a shock but I turned her around lifted her dress and lowered he panties, and managed at the same time to get my pants down.
I soon found her hole in the middle of her pretty ass cheeks, and pushed the head of my hard one in to her, She yelled “Fuck yeh, fuck , deeper, fuck’en deeper”. I grabbed her waste and gave one big shove into her “Yes , yes again”, in for a penny in for a pound in to the minsters . I continued a hard banging of her arse hole. With her wreathing and grunting with ever pump of my cock, “Oh yeh, oh yeh” she was yelping. I held it in her as deep as I could, grabbed her around the neck and whispered in to her ear.
“Is that what you what?” “ Yesss, Aag,” “ what would they think of you if we were court”, “I’d be a slut, a a jezebel”. I gave another thrust, “Aaah”, “Are you enjoying this?” “Yes, yes keep going, I love it up the back passage“. “What’s more exciting, being fucked or being court?” “Both, fucke’en both!” “So you are a fucking slut, a really little ?” “Yes, yes.” Getting a confession out of her was a turn-on, I felt like I was a Catholic priest punishing a dirty house wife.
I banged her harder and fast now with every grunt and sound I wasn’t far of coming now and the excitement of this pretty pious little bride wanting to plugged as hard as I was plugging her was an overwhelming turn-on. I was starting to think of my climax and didn’t want to have any sort of problem when I blew my load. She had now had two orgasms and quivering with her third. “Where do you want me slut, hey?” “Ooh, OOH, on my tits, cum on my tits.”
I pulled out with a grunt, she took he blouse and bra and knelt in front of my like she was going to pray. “Cum on these tits, I’m a slut, I’m a real slut, Yes, Yes”. Grabbing my now red hot cock she started to wank it, let me do it, I’m right on the edge her pretty brown eyes looked right into me and she was giving a light moan” am I your slut? I want your juice, give it to me, cum on me.” She was driving me nuts, alright I was insane, until there was a loud splat as my hot spunk hit those pretty boob she was holding up towards me. It was creamy white that night and as she got her breath back I could see my cum ooze down her cleavage and drip of her cute nipples. I helped wipe her down with a tissue and gave her one last kiss on her lips. “How do you feel now?” “Like the I really am, I want to fuck around later, visit me I need a hard fucking.”
That was not going to happen, and a few months later I saw her wedding photo in the local paper, I had a quick thought of dropping past and making her feeling like the slutty she wanted to be, but how would I explain it to her farther who was now the bishop.
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The Office girl
Posted:Mar 18, 2016 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2020 7:27 pm
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At an office I worked at once, one of the girls was very nice and I had been a bit Coe to ask her out. I asked one of the guys in the shop if she had a boyfriend. ‘No not at the moment”, so I thought I had a chance. She had short deep red hear a bit short but great boobs and bum,
“G’day,” “Hi” she didn’t bother to look up at me, “I’d just like to know if you’d like to go out?” “It depends.“ “Oh, OK depends on what?” “It depends on what sort of fuck you are.” “What?” “Look I’ve had a few guys and I’m sick of having the two minute screw.” “Oh, I can last.” “Ok tell you what, meet me in the warehouse after knock off and we’ll see.”
This was very confusing; I didn’t really get what she was on about. I kept our meeting after work in the warehouse and I was more the surprise. “Ok what do you want me to do?” I queried her. “First get it out.” “Why?” “Get your dick out.” “Alright!” I undid my pants and dropped my penis out. “That’s no good to me,” she barked,” what I don’t know where we’re going with this yet, OK,” “I want you to fuck me.” Ping, up it went.
“That’s better.” She said and while I was standing there with my dick standing out like a hat rack. She stripped in front of me, taking of her skirt and her panties to bare that lovely round arse, them her top and her bra. Her boobs flew out when she unhooked them, then laid back on to a pack of boxes, “Well. Um, that’s a good start, take me.” She demanded.
I went right to her pussy with my now steel had dick, right into her plump pussy and pushed into her slowly. Not a sound, but she felt bloody good in her velvet smooth cunt, so I thrust again and again but she was staring to look bored. Her boobs were like waves on a beach, lap, lap, lap with each slap, slap, slap of our thighs. I finally got an “ummah” from her and pounded harder. I knew I was going OK, I was moving in and out smoothly and she was writhing and squirming and moaning louder and louder with every thrust.
I was rubbing those tits and she was fingering herself. Until I got an “Uh, Uhh , Uahhhh “ and she Orgasm-ed on my dick, This gave me a chance to put her legs over my shoulders and banged harder and harder with every new scream until it was impossible to hold my cock from firing of my load of now highly pressurized cum. I didn’t need to wank I pulled out just as had my first gush that reached her boobs, the next spurt got to her face and final few squirts were over her pussy and dribbled down her now limp legs.
“Well that was ok.” She said as she got up. “Bloody OK, You fuck’en came on my dick!” I replied, now a bit hurt. “Yeh, but only. OK thanks for the fuck, but I’ll have to let you know.” “But Why?” not being use to have my fucks critiqued, “Yeh, I came a few times but, I had to get myself there any way. I’ve got another screw tonight. I’ll let you know. “ She had finished getting dressed and I noticed a patch of cum soaking through her shirt as she turned away.
I don’t think I went back for an answer.
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Home alone.
Posted:Mar 18, 2016 7:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 8:45 am
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About ten years ago I was home alone when one the mums from my ’s school turned up at the door to talk to the missus. She was going to be a while so I asked her in to wait till the wife came back. I asked her if she wanted a cup of tea and went to the bench to boil the water. We were talking about school and ’ stuff for a few minutes when something went off in my head.
I don’t know what caused it, I still wish I knew, but Mum was starting to get turned on by me. Her red cheeks, her copying what I was saying, and then the best tell of all, she lifted her leg to put her foot on a chair. The open leg sign and the damp patch in her red knickers were starting to say” fuck me”.
I didn’t need to be told too much more, I slowly walked towards her without a word, her breathing got faster and her boobs were rising out of her bra top. I grabbed her around the waste and planted my lips on her; she didn’t pull away so my free hand went for her tits. It was getting steamy and in a few minutes, I had her bra undone and her nice round mum boobs over my face and my hand by now in her wet pussy.
I guided her towards the couch, but she went to her knees, undid my pants and went straight for my cock. She took the whole lot down to the back of her throat and licking my nuts. I was past aroused and was holding her head on my dick and ramming as far as it would go to the back of her head.
She pushed me away laid on the floor and took her now soaked knickers off. She was now Squirming on the floor I plowed my cock in to her cunt. She let out a sort sharp grunt like I’d punched her, this made me push harder and it was getting harder to keep control at the same time. It was starting to get hard to hold my cum back and thought I might have to pull out, luckily she came first, screaming and shivering with every thrust.
I got my dick out and got her back on her knees and started to doggie her, she started to quiver on my dick and her cunt was starting to tighten again. I managed to grabber her swinging tits and then her shoulder. Banging harder and faster until I blew my load of cum as hard as I could. She screamed again and fell to her side on the rug, by then I was starting to worry that the old lady next door could hear all the screaming.
Looking at the mother of my friends laying on my rug, Topless and panty less, panting and moaning with the orgasm I just helped her to was a real turn on. I spread her legs and pushed my red dripping cock into her cunt again. I was pounding her uncontrollably this time and having two orgasms or three out of her, I was going to give a fourth a good go.
She looked out of it and her eyes were blank, for a few minutes I thought she’d lost interest, but Jesus I was wrong. She started yelling at me,”You fuck, you fuck’en prick” well I did know if I should run or say sorry. “You dirty fuck, fuck me harder, HARDER” she yelled, as I fucked faster and harder. I must have driven her wild, but I started to think I was a bit ambitious to keep going on her.
“Fuck’en choke me prick, CHOKE ME YOU FUCK’EN PRICK!” I grabbed her around the throat and pounded her cunt with long and hard jabs with my now painful penis. A few more minutes she was red in the face, I was huffing and grunting and with my last ounce of any strength I let go of her, got to my feet and let go of what I had left in my sack, Spurting over her face and tits. She shook and quivered with multiple orgasms there on the rug pouring her juices all over the place.
I was holding myself up before I fainted, she however stood up went for her purse, wiped my cum of her face and tit’s and the dribbling juice and cum from down her leg and as if she’d just been for a run instead of being been given a really hard and brutal fucking for the last forty minutes. “I’ll get going now; I won’t wait for the tea, thanks anyway.” I managed to reply” Sure, that’s OK”, As she went back to her car and drove off.
I came across her that Christmas at the outdoor school play and got not a boo out of her, she talked to my wife and then gave me a sharp look. Shrink, I couldn’t have got a hard on with surgery for the next few days, but shit that was the hardest screw I ever had. Oh, and I blamed the stain on the rug on the Cat, poor pussy.
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Just for the record
Posted:Mar 14, 2016 9:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 8:45 am
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Only this morning, I ejaculate six times, I spurted 3 feet the first for times and humped for 30 - 45 minutes the last few times. If there is a woman that can deal with that, Call me.
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I want more SEX,
Posted:Mar 14, 2016 9:04 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2016 3:02 pm
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I've been finding as I've been getting older that I'm not getting what I need any more. I want more SEX, dirty sex. >>!
I want to watch fucking.
I need to fuck and to fuck hard.
I want to get fucked.
And I need a real Woman.

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Sex
Posted:Mar 14, 2016 8:54 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2016 9:21 pm
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I've been told in the past I know nothing about sex.

Well apart from the mechanics there is a lot more than just humping.

There are plenty of books to explain all of this and I have no intention to read it word for word. To love a woman before having sex with her is on of the best ways to have sex with her. You virtually melt into each other, never mind penetration.

however, in the time every one has got these days a nice sat down and a cup of tea of coffee, will allow for adequate meeting of minds for the sex to be pretty good.

I find an art gallery very nice as well, I can find out those interment parts of a ladies mind and the texture of her thoughts, before I get to smell, fell and enjoy your body.

I have a lot to say about this from the Bible, Guppta empire, Chinese, the Greeks, Romans to the Ottomans, I have read enough to know what the great Passion of sex can be like

Let me know what you think.
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Older
Posted:Mar 14, 2016 2:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2016 2:33 am
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Yes, I can't hide it, I'm old.

I may be softer.

But, I'll tell you, you'll get it from me longer and harder than you would believe.

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I want your baby.
Posted:Mar 10, 2016 2:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2018 8:42 pm
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On a warm summer’s night I got a call from an old girlfriend, she had an argument with her husband and asked me to pick her up before she killed him. I went around to their house and waited out the front, “boy” was she in a mood.
She was also six month pregnant, so I wasn’t thinking of anything of getting anywhere with her. But, she was so pissed off with her hubby when we got back to my place, she pushed me onto my couch got out my cock and gave me a great head job. Even got to fuck her big juicy Mum tits and cum over them. Ended up a good night.

After her was born, I went around to see them (not just her mum tits). Still not happy with hubby we started talking, it got to the point where I stared to talk shit like normally did with a few bears under my belt. Having not finished a physics Degree, I had plenty of shit to talk about. She got up close to my and whispered in my ear “I want to have your baby.” This shut me up for a moment while I sobered up a bit.

“I’ll call you when I’m ready.” Now that was an offer I couldn’t refuse a free fuck and a raised by her husband. Not having thought it all the way though as yet I waited for her call. Hubby wanted to have the next quickly, so he was fucking her regularly, but she had been fixing things.

She called me around one night, getting there as fast as I could. She was naked when she opened the door, looking really good for a new mum and the baby was asleep. I was stripped down in seconds and on her just as fast. Rolling around on the lunge room floor, I was finally as hard as a rock and she was really ready for me. When I first entered her, she was so horny she shivered as the head of my cock past her now red lips. I was able to control each thrust as she let out a light moan each time.

It didn’t take too long before she was close to orgasm, each groan made me thrust harder and each groan got her closer to climax and got me banging her crazier. Not yet there I got faster watch her tits slap around the faster I got. She came with a scream and a twist of her body and grabbing wildly at me and the rug. I blew my load into her, I didn’t think I had that much, it felt better with each spurt and grunting each time. We must have fucked for about two hours, my overflowing cum oozing out of her pussy each time I came in her. Another great night and thinking I had done the job I went home.

A few weeks later the stick showed she was pregnant and she gave me a call. I had been thinking hard about it and knew if the looked like me I could end up died. As it was she was so randy after I left, hubby went and fucked her another two hour when he got home. He must have been a bit better than me , because she had his baby again.

Very lucky, she divorced him a few years later and moved in with a body builder.
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Oh, there's something hard in my pants.
Posted:Mar 8, 2016 8:27 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2016 8:28 pm
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Here, sit on my lap.

Oh, there's something hard and fat in my pants.

Yes, it nice and hard now.

That's for you.

Were do you want it?

Some were tight?

Some were wet?

I hope your being naughty.

I like naughty girls.

Do you need a smack for being Naughty?


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I have a few stories
Posted:Mar 7, 2016 6:22 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2016 2:56 pm
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I have a few stories,

some funny,

some nice

and some naughty

and a few very naughty.

Want to hear one?

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