BACK SEAT DRIVER'S LICENSE
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Posted:Sep 3, 2018 12:46 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2019 6:45 am
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..Is authorized to interrupt any conversation to criticize the drivers inability to drive. Will verbally harass the driver at ever stop and in between is undeniably the expert in most unencountered traffic situations Has a sense of direction rivaled only by a compass or a map is notorious for convincing fellow passengers that the driver can't driver Gracefully uses the index finger to point out directions just in case the driver can't hear anyone. Has a thorough knowledge of any and all short cuts that will delay trip an hour or more At no charge will direct the driver in most if not all driving maneuvers Reminds the driver of the definitions to all signs and signals in case he/she failed that part of the driver\s exam. Can cause enough emotional disturbance to terminate the driver's desire to ever driver again
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.... THE GEOGRAPHICAL AGES OF WOMEN
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Posted:Sep 3, 2018 12:14 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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.....FROM 15 TO 25 SHE IS LIKE AFRICA ...........HALF VIRGIN HALF EXPLORED FROM 25 TO 35 SHE IS LIKE ASIA................HOT, TORRID, and MYSTERIOUS FROM 35 TO 45 SHE IS LIKEAMERICA...STREAMLINED, EFFICIENT, COOPERTIVE FROM 45 TO 55 SHE IS LIKE AUSTRALIA ..EVERYBODY KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT B BUT ON BODY GOES THERE
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New fishing licence
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Posted:Sep 2, 2018 11:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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INTERATIONAL SOCIELY OF SPORT FISHERMAN..................................................................this licence is awarded this fisherman the Honorary lifetime title of MASTER BAITER SINGED BY JACK OFFEN PRESIDENT
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FREE SEX COUPON
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Posted:Sep 2, 2018 10:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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GOOD FOR ONE SEXUAL ENCOUNTER REDEEMABLE FROM ANYPARTICIPATING HUMAN BEING
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ADVICE TO A
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Posted:Sep 2, 2018 9:57 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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When you marry, I don't care IF SHE'S NOT EXTREMELY PRETTY. But I will know a sad despair If any new is not witty; for life would be prove a trifle boring. With a beauty who could think. For a sense of humor worth adoring. In later years is meat and drink ; So when you go a-courting. Dear Before you LOOK ,be sure to hear You'll be listing all your life. By MARY ELLEN STELLING
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LET EM TRY TO TAX HIS
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Posted:Sep 2, 2018 9:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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One thing the government can't tax is a man's peter 99% of the time it is out of work and the other 1% it is in the hole. Besides that itnhas two depenants and they are both nuts.
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Posted:Sep 2, 2018 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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I have been bawled out, held up, held down, hung up, bulldozed, blackjacked, walked on, cheated, squeezed, and mooched; stuck for war tax, excess profit tax, state tags, and syntax; Liberty Bonds, Baby Bonds, and Women's Relief Corps, Men's relief, and stomach relief; I have worked like hell and I have been worked like hell, have been drunk and got others drunk; lost all I have and now because I would spend and lend all the little I earn and go beg borrow or steel, I have been cussed, discussed, boycotted, talk to and talked about, Lied to and lied about, held up, hung up, robbed, and damned near ruined, and the only reason I am sticking around now is to see what the hell is next.
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"DALLAS'
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Posted:Aug 25, 2018 3:18 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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A Mexican, Juan Ortega, on his arrival in fort Worth from Dallas, Told this story..........You know I don lak that Dallas worth a sheet. They don got no horspitality. This morning I go to the coffee shop for my breakfast. I tol the girl , Please I wan two piece of toast. She bring me wan piece. I say lady please you no understand. I wan two piece on my plate. Shee say don you please on your plate, you of beech. I never see that lady before in all my life. I don wan to eat where they call me of beech so I walk out..................................I go to Adolphys for my dinner on the lady bring my spoon, knife, and napkin but don bring me fork. I say lady you see I wanna folk, she say what you talk everybody wan to do that. I say you no understand I wanna to folk on table. She say You don care where you do it, you of beech. So I figure I don eat. I go to my room on go to bed.........................When I get to my room I got no sheet on bed So I phone to the Manager That I wanna sheet on bed. He say If you wanna sheet go to bathroom. I tol him I don wanna sheet in bathroom I wanna sheet in bed. He say don you sheet on bed big boy , you of beech. o when he call me of beech I tol him I check out. I go to check out and go to Fort Worth He say will, my fran goodbye and peese on you. I say peese on you, you of beech because I am so mad in my fasce I feel I can wheep any man half my Heavy and twice my old .
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Foot feddish
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Posted:Sep 30, 2017 7:47 pm
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2017 6:35 pm
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My wife loves to have her feet rubbed Mainly when The are hurting. she has hurt them when we were in Japan. now they do bother her. I the husband have a thing about feet and can cot rub or do any thing to some one else feet., So if you have a foot feddish or if you just like to get a lady turned on by rubbing her feet . Please give her a shou
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Foot feddish
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Posted:Sep 30, 2017 7:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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My wife loves to have her feet rubbed Mainly when The are hurting. she has hurt them when we were in Japan. now they do bother her. I the husband have a thing about feet and can cot rub or do any thing to some one else feet., So if you have a foot feddish or if you just like to get a lady turned on by rubbing her feet . Please give her a shou
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football
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Posted:Sep 29, 2017 8:18 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 7:29 am
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Our volunteered to be the water boy for Sullivan Central High School He took it upon himself to do this . He told the coach that he wanted to do this Till he was big enough to play. (This will never happen with his medical problems. He is prod of his job and all the players and cheer leaders love him as he loves them
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clit sucking
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Posted:Sep 29, 2017 1:14 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2019 9:24 am
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I would like to find a woman out there with a clit 1 or more inches long whom would like to have her clit sucked till she shot in my mouth.
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GEORGE TAKES UP GOLF
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Posted:Jul 12, 2015 8:45 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2018 9:27 pm
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My wife said to me "George it is time that you learned to play golf -- that is the game where you chase a ball all over the country when you are to old to chase women.".........So I went to see Jones and asked him if he would teach me to play golf. He said, sure you've got balls don't you? I said, Yes but sometimes on cold mornings they're hard to find." Bring them to the club house tomorrow morning, he said, and we will tee off. What's tee off, I asked. He said, "It is a golf term and we have to tee off in front of the club house." Not for me, I said" You can tee off there if you want to, But I will tee off behind the barn somewhere. No no he said, a tee is a little thing about the size of your finger. Yea I have got one of those. Well, you stick it in the ground and put your ball on top of it, I asked do you play golf setting down? I always thought stood up and walked around. You do, he said your standing up when you put your ball on the tee. Well, folks, I thought that was stretching things a little bit to far and I said so. He said, you got a bag haven't you? Sure I said. He said, your balls are in it aren't they? Of course, I told him. Well, He said can't open the bag and take them out? I said I suppose, but damned if I was going to. He asked if I didn't have a zipper on my bag, I told him no, I' the old fashioned type. Then he asked me if I knew how to hold my club, Well after 50 years I should have some sort of an idea, and I told him so. He said, you take your club in both hands (folks, I knew right then he did not know what he was talking about). Then he said you swing it over your shoulder, No no that is not me. That is my brother you're talking about. He asked me now do you hold your club, and before I thought I said, in two fingers. He said that wasn't right and got behind me and told me to bend over and he would show me how. He didn't catch there because I didn't put four years in the navy for nothing... He said, you hit the ball with your club and it will soar and soar. I said I could well imagine. Then he said, when you are on the green. What is the green I asked. That is where the hole is, he said. Sure your not color blind I asked. No, then you take your putter -- What is the putter I asked
. That is the smallest club made, he said. That is what I got a putter. And with it you put your ball in the hole. I corrected you mean the putter? He said the ball the hole is not big enough for the ball and the putter, too. Well I have seen holes big enough for a and wagon. Then he said, after you make the first hole you go no to the next seventeen. He wasn't talking to me. After two holes, I'm shot to hell. You mean, he said , that you can't make 18 holes in one day? Hell no it takes me 18 days to make one hole. Besides, how do I know when I'm in the 18th hole? He said the flag will be up. THAT WOULD BE JUST MY LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /8
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