How a Pussy Was Made
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Posted:Jan 28, 2019 5:31 am
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Seven wise men made up their minds, To build a pussy of their own design................... The first is a Carpenter full of wit, With a hammer and chisel he made a split................. The second a Blacksmith black as coal, with anvil and sledge he made a hole................ The third a tailor, long and slim, with a piece of red ribbon he lined it within,................. The fourth was a furrier big and stout, with the skin of a bear he lied it with out............. The fifth a fisherman, old and bent, with rotten herring he gave it a scent........................ The sixth a doctor with a M.D. degree, He patted it and said it would pee......................... The seventh a Rabbi, a mean witty runt, He FUCKED IT BLESSED IT and called it a CUNT
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Definition
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Posted:Oct 21, 2018 8:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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What is the definition of a crummy bastard? A little boy eating crackers in church while his mother and father are getting married.
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The Strok
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Posted:Oct 21, 2018 8:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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A little girl asked her mommy, Mommy How was Johnny across the street born? The Mother said, Well the stork brought him. So how was Jenny next store born? The stork brought her too. Shit, The little girl said, doesn't anybody fuck around in this neighborhood.
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Where no man has been before
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Posted:Oct 21, 2018 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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Eight year old Freddy and his six year old sister Mindy, were hiding in there big sister's closet as she entertained her boyfriend. They heard a lot of panting and moaning before the sister sighed, Oh john you are in where no man has been before. Freddy turned to Mindy and said Wow He must be fucking her in the ass.
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Just like people
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Posted:Oct 21, 2018 7:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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A woman and her 8 year were walking while they were they seen a stallion mounting a mare. Mommy what are those horses doing. The mother embarrassed hemmed and hawed around for a moment, then said the on top hurt his hoof and the one underneath is helping back to the barn. The little girl shook her head then said that is the way it is with people too. You try to help somebody and you get fucked.
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How do you get it so big
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Posted:Oct 21, 2018 7:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2021 11:44 am
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One day while relieving himself in a public restroom. Bill noticed the unusually long pension the black man next to him. He asked, How do you guys get such n long dicks? Exercise. the black man said. When we have sex we push it in slow and pull it out fast. That stretches it. Bill promised himself he would try that method that night. Shortly after he and his wife made love. Bill asked, Did you notice anything different? Yeah, his wife said You fuck like a black man..
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PLAYGIRL, INC
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Posted:Oct 15, 2018 2:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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President: Douglas Lambert, Executive Vice President William J. Miles, Jr. Controller; Gregory Reynolds We wish to thank you for your recent letter and10 glossy photographs which we received. We regret, however, that we will not be able to use you as Playgirl's MAN OF THE MOUTH. When rated by our panel of AAW (Average American Women) on a scale from 1 to 10, your body was rated a minus two (2). The AAW, as determined by our scieniteic investigators, is an unmarried or widowed female between the ages of 60 and 75 who has not been involved in sex for five years or longer. To Further justify our ration's we submitted your Photographs to a panel of women in the 25 to35 age range but could not get them to stop laughing long enough to rate you. Please be assured that should we teste of the American woman ever change so drastically that bodies of your stature are in demand for our CENTERFOLD you will be notified. Meanwhile, DON'T CALL US; WE WILL CALL YOU. Sincerely, Joseph B Blank P.S. Our staff and I wish to take this opportunity to express our heartfelt sympathy to your female companion.
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what is longer
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Posted:Oct 14, 2018 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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An Italian immigrant went to the doctor to complain that he was not sure how to get his new wife pregnant. After some struggling with some language problems the doctor simplified with just stick your longest thing where your wife is the hairiest. Two mouths later the man came back to the doctor complaining that it was not working. I have been sticking my nose in her arm pit every night and she still is not pregnant.
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what is longer
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Posted:Oct 14, 2018 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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An Italian immigrant went to the doctor to complain that he was not sure how to get his new wife pregnant. After some struggling with some language problems the doctor simplified with just stick your longest thing where your wife is the hairiest. Two mouths later the man came back to the doctor complaining that it was not working. I have been sticking my nose in her arm pit every night and she still is not pregnant.
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Doctor dirsections
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Posted:Oct 14, 2018 5:49 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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A nurse walked into a room where a man was stretched out. She saw his horribly swollen bright red genitals and asked "What in the hell happened to him." Another nurse explained " He got the directions of his doctor all wrong. The doctor told him to prick his boil."
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;;;;;;;;;;;;THE NAVY SEAL;;;;;;;tHIS IS NOT THE MEN;;;;;;;;;;;
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Posted:Sep 3, 2018 2:20 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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MAKE LOVE AND WAR.......................................................BETTER BRED THEN RED NAVY;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;AS SEEN BY;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;NAVY Shore Patrol (M.P. or S.P.).........A drunken, brawling, jeep-stealing, woman-corrupting, liar, who wears a star sapphire ring, Rolex watch, and a K-Bar knife. His Commanding Officer..........A fine specimen of a fun loving, athletic provident, woman-appreciating improviser, with a star sapphire ring, a Navy issue Rolex watch, and a K-Bar knife Navy Department .........An overpaid, overranked, insufferable tax burden, who is indispensable because he has volunteered to go anywhere and do anything as long as he can booze it up, brawl, steal jeeps, corrupt women, lie, and wear a star sapphire ring, a Rolex watch and a K-Bar knife. Himself.......A tall, handsome, highly-trained professional killer, female idle, sapphire ring-wearing, K-Bar knife carrying gentleman who is always on time due to his reliability of his Rolex watch. His wife A stinking member of the family who comes through Coronado or Little Creek about once every six mouths with a ruck sack full of dirty laundry and a hard-on......
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1/2 MILE OF INTERCOURSE
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Posted:Sep 3, 2018 1:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 1:32 pm
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........SCIENTISTS HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE ADVERAGE INTERCOURSE IS FOUR MINUTES. THE ADVERAGE NUMBER OF STROKES PER MINUTE IS NINE, MAKING THE ADVBERAGE INTERCOURSE CONSIST OF 36 STROKES. SINCE THE ADVERAGE LENGTH OF A PENIS IS SIX INCHES, THE ADVERAGE GIRL RECEIVES 216 INCHES OR ABOUT 18 FEET PER INTERCOURSE, THE ADVERAGE GIRL HAS INTERCOURSE ABOUT THREE TIMES A WEEK, 50 WEEKS OUT OF THE YEAR. AT 150 TIMES 18 FEET MAKES IT 2,700 FEET OR JUST OVER A 1/2 MILE A YEAR. SO PERTTY GIRL,IF YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUR 1/2 MILE A YEAR, WHY NOTLET THE MAN WHO GAVE YOU THIS TO READ , (AS HE IS ADVERAGE) HELP YOU CATCH UP. LADIES SEXCERELY YOURS NEEDLEDICK
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