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Posted:Jun 17, 2015 6:58 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2015 6:33 pm
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Please let me know....right before I have to leave for work for the day...if my previous post is all fucked up....no paragraphs and the post appears to be wider than the page. Don't know why this happened, it was fine when it first posted, now it's all fuckered up 
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Your ATTENTION please
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Posted:Jun 16, 2015 7:30 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2015 8:59 pm
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I am quite certain every human has a reaction to something sexual which gets their attention...fully 
Seems to me it's sexually inevitable, as we mature and discover what sex is, what it's all about we delve into the world of sex and everything it is about. We may be disgusted by certain things of course but I am sure there is at least ONE thing which grabs our brain (IF one actually has a brain that is) and makes us forget everything else. One thing that will make us give in. One thing for which we would gladly forsake all else. One thing that makes your juices flow...gets you wet....begins the swelling
For me personally there are several things. Combine them all into one woman and I will kneel before her and do her bidding 
Thigh high leather boots. Bangs that stop right at the eyes. Classic 4 inch pumps....no open toes, no straps. Leggings/stockings/fishnets. I am not sure of the proper term, but a choker...a tight necklace, usually a thick band of some type of material tight around the neck but not necessarily a collar. One of the strongest things to get my attention...puffy...ar...ummm, whew, tough to even TYPE this....  puffy areolas 
A few examples....
Audience participation time now, please share with the rest of the class...what pulls YOUR trigger??
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Supplement to blog post "Allergies and benefits of honey"
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Posted:Jun 15, 2015 7:35 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2015 7:32 pm
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I thought it might be a bit much to add this info to a comment on an earlier post by NaughtyinSO so I decided to do my own supplemental post regarding honey 
When I was growing up we had 8 beehives in our garden, I learned quite a bit about bees and honey  I am writing this as I recall from memory and I am quite certain everything is accurate
Honey is the perfect natural food, it never spoils...EVER. They found honey in King Tut's tomb and ate it When honey crystalizes all you do is place the container in a pan of water and put the burner on very low. Eventually the honey returns to normal 
Honey can be substituted for sugar in any recipe and as stated in the other blog there are many valuable benefits from the use of honey
Some important bee safety!!!
IF you are ever stung, DO NOT PULL THE STINGER OUT!!! The stinger is detached from the bee with a small nerve which continues to slowly pump venom in from the venom sac. That sac is similar to a very old fashioned type squirt gun...a ball with a small outlet, kind of like a turkey baster. If you grab that sac to pull it out all you're doing it shooting the rest of the venom into your skin. Not something I would recommend
Instead, use your thumb nail, a credit card edge or something similar and SCRAPE the stinger away. Sometimes using a little toothpaste or better yet, meat tenderizer will help alleviate the pain after removal of the stinger
Also, if a bee gets in your hair use a comb to comb her out. She'll be a little pissed but will fly away
Bees are 99% female, the queen of course and all the other workers. The only bees that are male are called drones. They are slightly fatter and they do not have a stinger. They do nothing but fuck the queen and get her knocked up
A typical honey bee's life is 6 weeks...the first two are spent manicuring the honeycomb, processing honey and other interior hive work such as building cells and making royal jelly to feed potential queens. The next 2 weeks are spent guarding the hive, they hang out at the entrance and make sure no one who doesn't belong is allowed in  Then the last 2 weeks, which could be a lot longer, are spent flying around gathering pollen. They work so hard at this position they die from exhaustion 
Bees will not sting when they are swarming. Swarming occurs when the new queen emerges from her cell, the old queen leaves and takes about half the population with her. She bails out and flies around 'til she finds a new suitable home, swarming is basically the population leaving with her and flying around all apeshit wondering where the new home is They are so focused on the queen and where she's going than to be bothered with stinging someone
One of our beekeeping duties was to identify the queen by first finding her within the hive then dabbing her back with a small drop of nail polish. We would then put a small drop on the hive lid so in case they swarmed we would know where to put her back Another duty was to locate potential queen cells and remove them...which prevents swarming If they do in fact swarm we have to find the new queen and kill her before putting the other one back in
It's fun to play with bees, they're generally passive and as long as you don't bother them they'll leave you alone. If one is buzzing around you she's just looking for some pollen and for whatever reason she thinks there might be some near you. No need to freak, she'll go away and even if'n she don't she might land and cruise around to find nothing then fly away
We would extract 30 gallons of honey twice a year from those 8 hives...quite a day of excitement and processing! Munching on the honeycomb caps we'd cut off...like candy...chewing the wax to get the honey out, mmmmmm
By the way, in case you didn't know....honey is actually and truly bee barf
I found out a couple years ago I am allergic to honey....it makes me break out in hives
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BEWARE update from this morning
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Posted:Jun 15, 2015 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2015 7:54 pm
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As it turns out, I discovered later on the auto renew was turned on for the 'allow standard members to view your profile' feature. I paid for that...yeah, I know....separately from my initial membership and never turned off the auto renew 
I did get the charges reversed through customer service and made sure the auto renew is off
Bothers me they have to resort to trickery for a buck 
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BEWARE!!!
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Posted:Jun 15, 2015 7:21 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2015 7:55 pm
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I just got fucked by A*F*F.... and not in a good way
I signed up for 3 months...which just expired...but was fortunate enough to get the one month extension due to my activity
I pay close attention to all the little things that can be clicked on and how stealthily they place the "turn auto renew on" buttons. I have NEVER turned auto renew on and yet...you guessed it, it was turned on and I was charged $35.90. Uhhhh BULLSHIT!!!
Some customer service guy tried to tell me my activity caused it to be turned on...uhhhhhh...BULLSHIT!!!! I know what to click on and what NOT to click on FFS!
So be careful people and pay attention to your banking activity because you could get charged despite how careful you are.
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Would you rather...
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Posted:Jun 13, 2015 9:10 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2015 7:21 am
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I'm fairly certain the majority of us who are pretty much generally aware of what's going on around us know of this fun little game, so here goes!!
Would you rather...
Clean 25 port-a-potties (highly used of course) BY HAND
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Take care of the residents at a retirement home for a whole day by yourself.
Be slapped in the face 1,000 times
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Be kicked in the ass by an ass once
Eat 10 perfectly edible grub worms
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Drink someone's toothbrushing spit water
Have the PERFECT partner, in your eye, give you a one hour full body massage ONLY
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Have a full-on date, including sex, with someone who's infatuated with you but you don't have the same feelings about them
Be able to do anything you want with the guarantee of no repercussions from what you do but you only have one more year to live
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Live a full long life without health issues but if you do even the slightest little thing illegal REGARDLESS of your personal opinion you'll get busted and face the harshest penalty available EVERY time
No more sense of smell
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No more sense of taste
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Silent night
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Posted:Jun 12, 2015 9:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2015 8:38 pm
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Prior to 20 minutes ago I was sitting here vegging for about an hour....waiting for my laundry to dry 
Okay, it's close enough, going to the laundry room to get my stuff and come back. I walk out my door and what do I see out in the street?
There were more vehicles there than in this picture as I took these after returning with my folded and clean clothing.
Odd thing? I didn't hear a sound. No screeching tires, no crunching metal, NO SIRENS FFS  I was thinking WTF??? This first shot was taken from the walkway 20 feet from my door....yet nary a sound 
Hoping y'all have a better weekend than this unfortunate person
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Many bound pages of printing about the front of one's head
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Posted:Jun 8, 2015 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2015 9:52 pm
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A recent post, along with most of the comments, has pushed me to write this post....I had been pondering this for a while and ultimately have been mentally occupied by this on and off for quite some time 
I do not belong, nor will I ever. I am sure I am one of the vast minority who fit into this small group
All too often I hear people bitch and complain about the scene where all those other people frequent. People fighting...he said, she said...making friends and then later cancelling that friendship, most likely over something ridiculously stupid
Our disc golf club has a website...which unfortunately is not updated as often as some of us would like, but apparently this other place where everyone hangs out has all the current updated information. Go figure. The website works just fine but since everyone prefers hanging out over there, that is where the current info goes
I do not see what the draw is to this place...with all the negative things I hear about it I don't understand why it still exists But it's one of the most popular places to hang out!!
I am quite certain the vast majority of YOU hang out there, can you explain to me what makes this place so popular despite all the BS that occurs? Do you think it's a cool place or is it nothing but a hassle? Have you ever quit and then gone back? What is it exactly that makes this place so God damned cool that EVERYONE has to be there???....and if'n ya don't then you's a loser 
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Hungry?
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Posted:Jun 7, 2015 12:07 pm
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2015 10:13 pm
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A man is walking down the street when his stomach begins to rumble a bit so he decides to enter a diner...
As he enters he sees a waitress walking by "Pardon me ma'am, do you serve crabs here?" She replies "We serve everyone, go ahead and take a seat!" 
He sits down and the waitress pours him a cup of coffee and asks if he knows what he wants. He sips the coffee and spits it out exclaiming "EWWW, this coffee tastes like MUD!!" She says, "It should, it was ground this morning!"
He decides what he wants and says "Can I get a chicken sammich without lettuce please?" She says "We're out of lettuce, you can have a chicken sammich without mayo though!"
Quickly losing patience due to hunger he informs the waitress he'll just go sit at the counter. The gal behind the counter walks over and asks what he'd like. "Uhhh, I'd like a piece of that apple pie with the raisins on it please." She waves her hand over the pie and says "Those aren't raisins!"
"Okay, fine, I'll have a piece of the pumpkin pie instead please." She sets the dish down in front of him and being famished now he immediately takes a bit ol' bite. "EWWW, NASTY!! Are you sure this is pumpkin pie??" She asks "What does it taste like?" He replies "It tastes like glue for fucks sake!" Then she says "Yes, it's pumpkin pie, the apple pie tastes like soap!"
Quickly losing patience he finally orders a hamburger...something freshly made already! He can see the cook in the kitchen from where he sits and watches in horror as the cook takes a big ball of ground beef, places it deep within the hairy recesses of his flabby armpit and squishes it flat then throws it in the grill.
Completely disgusted and almost ready to puke he exclaims "OH MY GOD!!! That's the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!!" The gal behind the counter says "Oh that's nothing, you should see him make doughnuts!"
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