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The observational rantings of a common sense lunatic
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Fond memories of an Easter past
Posted:Apr 5, 2015 8:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2015 9:44 pm
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I had this posted in the magazine, figured I'd share it here too...

A woman with whom I was dating had 4 and on one particular Easter I realized they were not really at that age where they would enjoy an Easter egg hunt. I talked with N about doing a scavenger hunt for her on Easter...something a little more fun and somewhat interactive. She thought it was a good idea and we proceeded to execute the plan.

We drove around town asking if businesses were going to be open on Easter Sunday. If so we asked if they would be willing to allow us to hide a plastic egg inside, explaining what we were doing. I had scripted 10 rhyming multi-line riddle type clues as to where the next clue would be hidden and successive clues at each location until they got to the last one instructing them to return home. All the businesses were thrilled to help out and thought it was a very unique and cool idea.

On Sunday we paired them up into 2 teams, two of the were able to drive so we teamed them up with the other 2 who could not drive....DUH!! After explaining things to each team and adding a couple of rules including 'you must call us and verify your clue at each location before moving on' just to make sure they were being honest, lol. I gave each team $10 for gas and their first clue...GO!! Away they went...aaannnnnnnnnd N and I went upstairs

Just as things were getting hot and heavy RIINNNGGGGG!!!! WTF? 5 minutes?

Hello?
Yeah, we found the first clue....
Ummm...ok

We found out later that the 2 middle M & K didn't go fill up their tank...which was what the gas money was for....so we'd get 10 extra minutes of play time LOL Either those were smarter than I gave them credit for or the clues were not difficult enough...I choose the latter ...because just as N and I would get back into some serious naughtiness the damn phone would ring After the third call I didn't bother coming up for air

Well, the team of M & K finished way sooner than expected, but they didn't gas up AND they didn't check in at the rest of their stops so we made them go fill up (I checked the gauge) and go back to each stop and call us to check in. N and I both knew they would still win because the other 2, K & C, had gotten stuck at an incorrect location. One of their clues was to find the next egg in the indoor play area at the McDonalds on the south side of town. There just happened to be 2 McDs on the south side of town but one was on the west side of town and not as far south as the intended location. When they finally called us about the issue a half hour had gone by which caused them to fall seriously behind. Even after making M & K go back out and fulfill the requirements they finished 10 minutes before K & C.

We had gotten some gift certificates at a couple of stores we knew they'd like and the winner got first choice of which ones they wanted. It was a very fun day for everyone, the got to go out and do something fun and exciting and N and I got to stay in the house, alone, for our own version of fun Despite being interrupted more often than anticipated we had an awesome sexual experience, quite an unforgettable event and a very happy memory.

Wishing everyone reading a very happy and Safe Holiday weekend!!
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MAIL!!!
Posted:Apr 5, 2015 12:39 am
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2015 5:41 pm
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I got mail I got mail I got mail woo hoooooo!!!!

Some guy sending out a mass email to tell us to visit his website



Quite disappointing, I actually get some mail and it's bullshit spam, WTF!

2 Comments
Eye doughn't no
Posted:Apr 3, 2015 8:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2015 8:03 pm
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This is driving me CRAZY!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously know I am treading on extremely thin ice with this one but I HAVE to know how the rest of you feel about this.

As an adult I would be embarrassed to not know how to spell correctly or use proper grammar. Just because someone says "oh you know what I mean" doesn't mean the reader isn't thinking "What a moron". I see so many blogs and profile descriptions with spelling errors etc. It makes me wonder, is this person just not very intelligent? Do they just not care at all?... in which case I'd think twice about whether or not they're being honest. Or could it be they just don't proofread?

What I would like to know is how the rest of you feel about this, votes and comments would be much appreciated!
Yes, I feel spelling and grammar are important
No, quit being an ass, you know what they mean
Proofreading? What's that?
Who the fuck cares?
4 Comments , 4 votes
WHAT blog??
Posted:Apr 2, 2015 8:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2015 7:08 am
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I've noticed a few times recently there are people who make posts on their blog. After becoming curious based on the title I decide to check it out. All that's posted is a short video clip on repeat. If I am not mistaken, isn't a blog supposed to be words an' stuff? Words strung together to form some sort of cognitive thought process intended to induce response?

On a side note, several places on the site I've seen HNW...or is it HWN.... I have no idea what that is, can someone enlighten me please many thanks!

3 Comments
BEAVIS!!
Posted:Apr 1, 2015 7:28 am
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2015 2:06 am
2976 Views
I made a favorite sammich for dinner last night. It's shaved turkey, pepperjack cheese, cole slaw with some southwest chipotle sauce on slightly toasted wheat or rye. Damn good sammich, don't be afraid to try it once.

JUST be sure to REMOVE the small piece of paper that separates the slices of cheese. Starting the 2nd row of bites I was surprised that the cheese seemed to be a little tough, it was a fresh package, shouldn't be stale...WTF???

BEAVIS!!! Don't be afraid to pay attention!!

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Would you rather....
Posted:Mar 30, 2015 9:45 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2015 7:12 pm
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Okay guys, time to play WOULD YOU RATHER!!! :>

Okay, here's the deal, for those who don't know the game...you're offered 2 choices. You must choose one of them. You CANNOT make any changes or exceptions, you must choose from the information given, PERIOD! LOL!!

Would you rather have a partner with a perfect body but a not so attractive face

OR

A partner with the most attractive face in YOUR eyes but a less than plain body
Perfect body
Ideal facial features
0 Comments , 4 votes
Why does laziness rule?
Posted:Mar 29, 2015 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2015 8:08 am
2963 Views

Trying to get motivated to get some household chores completed but King Lazy is getting the best of me.

Went and played some disc golf yesterday morning, had a decent round. Then went to work for a few hours. Today I just can't seem to get motivated to do anything. I WANT to clean my kitchen and wash the few dishes I have dirtied. I WANT to do a load of laundry. It's not really that much to do but it just seems easier to sit here and goof off

I suppose it's easier to be lazy when you have no personal motivation or gain from doing a little cleaning. Not so sure that is a good thing or not.
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Light or music?
Posted:Mar 28, 2015 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2015 6:45 am
2947 Views

Intimacy means a great many different things to all. What I am curious to know is which do you find creates a better mood....appropriate music acceptable to both parties or low light/candles. The "given" factors involved are 2 lovers, incense and a heated desire which cannot be quenched otherwise.
Candles/low light
Music
All that nonsense, pffft, gimme a room full of nekkid people!!
0 Comments , 6 votes
Oh, NOW you're a couple??
Posted:Mar 26, 2015 8:30 am
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2015 8:16 am
3016 Views

What's with the women's profiles on here who set it up as a single woman then somewhere in the text mention their boyfriend or husband will come along?

For many of us, a "couples" scene is not what we're looking for. Clicking on a profile that initially looks interesting and then discovering she's going to be bringing her male counterpart along is not cool.

Can any of you women with this type of profile explain why you did this? What's the purpose of not being honest up front, do you think that is going to help your situation on this site?
2 Comments
rimming
Posted:Mar 25, 2015 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2015 8:14 am
2932 Views

Well ladies, here is a chance to speak your mind. If your partner wants to slide their tongue on your asshole, is it ok?
Yes, I enjoy the feeling of a warm slippery tongue on my asshole!
No, absolutely not, my ass does not need any attention.
I've tried it, it's not my thing.
Never had it happen yet and I think I'd really like it!
Other
1 comment , 1 vote
What the HELL am I doing here???
Posted:Mar 23, 2015 8:31 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2015 6:41 am
3115 Views

Every day it gets worse. I see women's profiles and all the cut young guy friends they have on their profile. Gigantic cocks to go along with the 6 packs. Pffft, WHATEVER!!

Isn't sites like this supposed to be for us regular guys, the ones who can't do porn? The ones who would find it a meaningless waste of time to go out to clubs? The ones who'd never think about walking down the street in summertime without wearing a shirt? The ones who simply cannot take a picture of their cock next to a TV remote or soda bottle and NOT have to use photoshop to make them look the same size?

What is a man to do? How does one take a picture of a woman who has just been completely satisfied orally? Or a picture of how much of a nice guy you are? How funny your are or show a great sense of humour. ANYone can take a picture holding a book in their hands, how do you take a picture of intelligence, sarcasm, wittiness, creativity etc.?
2 Comments
Hitachi, or no?...Ladies?
Posted:Mar 22, 2015 1:43 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2015 7:36 pm
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I hear the hype all the time, how awesome the Hitachi is. I know first hand...sometimes both hands ...that it works very well. A former lover of mine liked using one and it never failed.

But I am still curious to know if there are women out there who have used one and was not satisfied with the results.
3 Comments
WHY??
Posted:Mar 21, 2015 6:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2015 6:38 am
2955 Views

Why is it you think of a perfect response to someone in a public situation when it's 5 minutes too late?

I had an encounter with an attractive woman outside my bank, we exchanged a few friendly words...hers more friendly than mine... and I swear she might have been flirting with me but I was unsure since I saw some jewelry on her third finger left hand (couldn't tell if it was official or not).

We were discussing something I had said, a phrase from years ago, and she said it made her happy, made her entire day even! Having been caught somewhat off guard I didn't think of what I should have most likely said until a couple minutes had passed. I SHOULD have said "Well here's my number, please call me if there is ANYthing else I can do for you."

Sometimes I could kick myself, LOL!!
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