The best way for a man to give oral!
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Posted:May 5, 2014 7:35 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2014 12:18 pm
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We all know that the road to a lasting sex life is paved with — among other things — oral sex. But most of us could use a few pointers on how to sharpen our oral skills.
Oral sex is always grounded in preparation: You want to be enthusiastic and passionate about giving pleasure to your woman, and give her all the pleasure you can. That way, you can virtually guarantee that she'll want to go down on you as well.
That said, here are 14 ways to enhance your oral expertise.
I have posted a similar post, but I just really love eating pussy, giving oral, whatever you call it! for me it allows me to feel my lover, learn her pleasure spots and makes me so horny! nothing is hotter then a woman soaking my face!
but this is good advice all men should follow and woman should contact me if they love oral he he he
1- Start slow
Kiss your way down her body and tease her thighs and buttocks for a while before you make contact with any part of her genitalia. This will turn her on before you start the real action. Get close so that she thinks you're going to zero in on her at any second, but don't give in immediately.
2- Warm her up
Before you remove her underwear, breathe hot air through it against her genital area. Breathe softly but warmly for short bursts at a time. You can alternate between doing this and kissing her thighs and stomach.
3- Don't dive in
When you begin to kiss and lick her vulva, work your way in slowly from the outside. Start by licking the outer edges of the outer lips (labia), then very slowly spread them, and lick and kiss the inner lips, and around the vagina. Do this gently, as though you were still teasing her. You'll work your way up to more intense action eventually.
4- Wait for the clitoris
Try to hold off from coming in contact with her clitoris for as long as you can, even as you kiss her labia and vagina. When you do begin to lick it, do it softly, and focus on the clitoral hood (just above the clitoris), since most women prefer indirect clitoral contact before they're fully aroused.
5- Lick the alphabet
If you're not sure which strokes are best to approach the clitoris, try Sam Kinison's famous suggestion and lick the shape of every letter in the alphabet as a means of offering a wide variety of approaches. Make them wide from time to time to cover the whole genital area, and make them small at other times, centering on the clitoris itself.
6- Suck it up
As she becomes more aroused, you can gently suck her clitoris into your mouth and flick your tongue over it. This combines suction with a much faster rhythm. Women like that.
7- Listen for her reaction
Listen carefully to what she says and the sounds she makes. If she sounds excited, keep doing what you're doing for as long as you can. When she seems to respond less, it's time to try a new stroke.
8- Hum
You've heard of fellatio being called a "hummer," but it works just as well if you close your mouth and hum against her clitoris every once in a while too.
9- Grab hold
Hold on to her thighs or her backside so you can rub yourself against her well. From there you can also reach up and caress her breasts or, if she likes, place your hands near her mouth so she can suck on your fingers.
10- Get your whole face into it
Someone once said that if your eyelids aren't sticky after giving a woman oral sex, you didn't do all you could to please her. Use your nose, cheeks and chin (clean shaven; no one wants sandpaper or grow a beard the hair is soft on her vagina!), and move them around. Even if you're just using your mouth, shaking your face from side to side and up and down will enhance friction in a great way.
11- Use your fingers
Penetrating your woman with one finger and making a "come here" motion is a great way to locate her G-spot, which will raise the ante of her orgasm. Even if you don't know where her G-spot is (it's good to have some experience with it beforehand), just penetrating her as you lick her. You can also alternate between penetrating her with your penis and pleasuring her orally.
12- Maintain eye contact
You may lose track of what you're doing in the excitement of it all, but it's good to make eye contact with your lover, and give her a smile and a look that says, "There's nowhere else I'd rather be." soooo hot!
13- Know when to continue
When your woman gets close to orgasm, make sure you do everything she wants you to. No matter if you have a kink in your neck or your arm's falling asleep, keep doing exactly what you're doing until you're sure she's had her orgasm.
14- Know when to stop
The clitoris is extremely sensitive after climax, so when her orgasm is over, you don't want to keep licking it as intensely as you were before she reached orgasm. As she climaxes, continue licking, but gently taper off as her reaction begins to mellow.
blow her away
While all of these are useful ideas, the real magic of oral pleasure is doing the unexpected, so as you put these ideas to use, remember to be spontaneous as often as you can.
And keep in mind that you must be enthusiastic at all times — if you want her to go down on you willingly, then she deserves the same in return.
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Sex rules???
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Posted:May 1, 2014 6:32 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2014 10:34 am
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I read about sex rules that seemed really dated so I figured I would take a stab a finding some new rules.
but really I don't think there should be any sex rules, except for one's you set with your partners!
Old rule: The best sex lasts for hours.
New rule: Great sex can be as short -- or as long -- as you want.
Every once in a long while, the stars are perfectly aligned: Bedside candles are burning, music is playing, you're both clean-shaven and shower-fresh, and, most important, you've got hours of time carved out for mind-blowing sex. But let's get real -- for most of us, that moment comes around maybe a few times a year. No matter how much you'd love to make time for marathon sex, life dictates otherwise. That's why for busy couples today, the smart move is to bust out of the two-hours-on-Saturday-night mind-set and grab opportunities for great sex whenever you can find them.
Old rule: He makes the first move.
New rule: You pounce on him once in a while.
Even after the sexual revolution, when word finally got out that women actually enjoy sex (duh!), it was still generally accepted that men were supposed to be the ones doing the seducing. Women worried about appearing too aggressive, says Kerner. And, frankly, we love the ego boost of feeling wanted and pursued -- who wouldn't? But it's time to put this dusty old rule to rest, once and for all. Ladies, your men are dying for you to make a move. "Men love women taking the lead," says Kerner. "In fact, in this post-Sex and the City era, they're expecting that kind of empowerment."
Old rule: Fantasies belong in your head.
New rule: Sharing fantasies can be a great way to connect with your partner in and out of the bedroom.
It used to be that naughty thoughts were kept tightly locked in the mental vault. "People worry about being judged: Am I normal? Is she going to think I'm a freak?" Kerner says. But sharing fantasies can fuel your libido and open both of you up to trying new ideas
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Bad sex tips to woman from Cosmo
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Posted:Apr 30, 2014 7:16 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2014 7:24 am
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Oh this made me laugh!
an analysis of sex tips cosmo has given that woman should never do!
I am game for some of them but agree with others.
1. Find His G-Spot. The male G-spot, Cosmo tells us, is between the scrotum and anus. It will feel great, the Cosmo writers assure us, if you suddenly and without warning thrust your fingers into this area during sex. This is bad advice.
Walking around with testicles, which are basically little balls of pain waiting to ache, has made all men extremely wary any time something comes close to them. Going for the in-between area during, before or after sex will alarm a man — there’s a reason why they make bulls charge in essentially the same way.
Besides, our G-spot is actually much easier to find: It’s the penis.
2. Have Sex On The Hood of a Parked Car. Three problems here. If your guy’s the type of dude who loves his car, he probably doesn’t want to have sex on it — and if he does, he’s probably more into the car than you. He should seek counseling (unless, y’know, it’s a really nice car). Secondly, if he doesn’t love his car, it’s going to be extremely filthy. There’s nothing sexy about pressure washing–well, nothing really sexy, anyways. Third, not everyone has a closed garage.
3. Masturbate Your Man With Grapes. The column suggests putting grapes between your fingers before giving a guy hand-pleasure. Now, a normal hand job isn’t particularly fantastic for a man; otherwise, we’d never try to have sex or even leave the house. Including fruit takes it to the realm of bizarre.
And besides, Cosmo, where are the details? Should a woman use purple or green grapes? Seedless? I imagine you want to pick them off the bunch first? These little things matter.
4. Have Sex Facing Him With One Leg On His Shoulder. Unless you’re a gymnast and your man is a gymnast too, this is just begging for a serious injury. When you’re in this position, a misstep, loss of balance, or sudden phone call, could result in your man needing some very embarrassing surgery that is probably not covered by the proposed Obama health care plan.
Look, Cosmo, sex isn’t that complicated. Humans are not made by IKEA. Please avoid suggesting anything that risks suddenly ripping tab A out of slot B at a terrible angle.
5. Rub Ice On His Penis During Oral Sex. In the columnist’s defense, she was writing a column called “10 Sexy Things To Do With Ice.” Not much territory to mine there.
Ladies, you know what happens when a guy goes into a cold pool? Picture that happening. Suddenly. When he thinks it’s sexytime. He’s going to be wondering what he did to make you mad or what sort of weird, Dairy Queen-sponsored school of sex you graduated from.
Here’s something sexy to do with ice: Put it in a drink and share it with us after the sex. I’m turned on just typing that.
What are your favorite bits of bad sex advice? Post in the comments.
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Talking dirty- Do's and Don'ts
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Posted:Apr 29, 2014 6:28 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2014 6:22 am
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Read this, Think some of it is true! what do you think??
Talking dirty is a skill that all men should master; it’s a great way to turn her on or spice things up in the bedroom. But it’s not easy, and there’s no right or wrong way to do it because every relationship is different and every woman likes different things. There’s a fine line between dirty talk and disgusting talk, and it’s hard to find a balance. To help you find the right words to say, we spoke with a handful of dirty-talking ladies about erotic conversation and found that there are some dos and don’ts that most women can agree on.
1. Don’t use derogatory words. "I don’t like being called a slut. Don’t refer to my lady parts as “cunt.” Words like that are jarring. Even if you don’t mean it as an insult, we hear words like those and automatically feel a negative surge because those words are usually used negatively. It takes us out of the moment completely. Total buzz kill and sometimes offensive." –Janet, 29
2. Do tell me I’m sexy. "I love when in the middle of sex, a man just looks my body up and down and tells me I’m sexy. It strokes my ego, makes my feel all tingly, and immediately makes me want to do something to make him feel the same way." –Carolyn, 30
3. Don’t tell me to be quiet. "Once I was having sex with an ex and he was having trouble climaxing, and I asked, 'Are you okay?' and he said 'Shhh' so he could concentrate. It was so rude and seemed like he could have been having sex with a blow-up doll and been just as satisfied. Needless to say, he didn’t finish." –Megan, 26
4. Do tell me you want to do this all night long. "Whatever we are doing, nothing makes a girl feel better than hearing that her man wants to keep doing it. It means he’s satisfied, and as long as I like it too, it will make me want to keep going." –Nadine, 32
5. Don’t suggest not using a condom. "No matter how sexy you try to make it sound, if we don’t know each other that well, I will not want to 'rawdog this' with you. One, because I don’t know you well enough, and two, because that sounds disgusting." –Tonia, 26
6. Do dominate. "So much of our lives as women is about controlling situations and taking care of other people that it's a relief to have someone take control and take care of us. So feel free to tell me what you want me to do or what you like. A strong and vocal guy is hot, and it eliminates some of the work I would have to do otherwise." -Beth, 27
7. Don’t be demeaning. "That being said, I once had a guy tell me I was doing something wrong and I was immediately turned off. I felt like a complete failure, and I did not want to continue having sex with the person who made me feel that way. If you’d like me to do something differently, just suggest something else, don’t tell me I’m doing it wrong/badly." -Emily, 32
8. Do say my name. "It shows that he is present and in the moment, and it makes me feel like I’m not just any other girl. It's hot, especially when he says my name in my ear while he tells me how good it feels. All around, sex is about the connection between people and when names are being exchanged it really supports the idea that we are in the moment together." –Ida, 28
9. Don’t get technical. "The words penis and vagina were meant for the doctor's office, not the bedroom. That is a surefire buzz kill when it comes to sex. If I wanted to get intimate with my doctor, I’d go to my gynecologist." –Becky, 28
10. Do tell me how good I feel/taste. "Girls love being complimented, but if you just say, 'You’re so hot/sexy/beautiful' over and over again, it will lose its meaning and we will just think you have nothing more to say. If you think I taste or feel good, say it. It might sound weird in your head, but we like to hear it." –Lola, 24
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Ride on!
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Posted:Apr 22, 2014 6:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2014 12:00 pm
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“Don’t Ride Dick Good…Ride Dick Well”…
I have never met a woman who didn't want to at least try to ride me. Some were better then others, some came with some strange approaches or moves that were interesting, but I know my dick, and not all of them work. I was looking for a piece that would sum up the best way to ride, I found this one below what do you think?
I love a woman that knows how to ride, I love a woman more if she makes sure with me what works while riding!
Don’t Give a F*ck, Try and Practice
Do not fear the d*ck or the man attached to the d*ck. Don’t worry about making a fool of yourself. You can’t get better at something if you’re scared to fail. When you tell someone you haven’t done something before, that statement should then be accompanied by you trying. You don’t say you haven’t done something and continue not to do it; without trying you’ll never learn. Find a reasonable and understanding partner. If you say “I want to practice riding your dick?”, surely he’ll be over there in no time to assist you.
Please Yourself First, Please Him Second
Men don’t have a problem with you hopping on the d*ck and doing what you do. If your objective is to make yourself cum hard, do it. Do all that nasty sh!t you do in your room when nobody’s watching. Don’t think of your partner when you first get on top, think of him as inanimate object that was sent directly to you from God as solely for your pleasure and that his is secondary up until that point.However once you get to that point learn what pleases him. Who knows you might actually like what he likes and can start killing two birds(freaks) with one stone(move). Some men complain about women that get on top only to please themselves and that’s just selfish; if you want to be a skilled rider you have to learn how to do both. To help out with that here is a few basic techniques below:
Riding Techniques:
a. Grind
-For the most part women like to grind, stimulating their clit and p*ssy at the same time until they achieve orgasm. Grinding consists of rubbing your body against his with minimal range of motion, but usually a lot of force. Some men never bust from grinding because men usually need friction in order to bus for the most part. Men need to be stroked to achieve orgasm, which grinding can limit.
b. Bounce
-Bouncing on the d!ck makes you the maneater that you claim to be. When you take a man and f^ck the nut out of him. Women that bounce on the d!ck usually know exactly what they’re doing and they ride with purpose. There not afraid to damage there insides. Bouncing on the d*ck gives a man that medium to fast pace friction that he needs to cum.
c. Juice(Squeeze and Pull)
-Some women don’t know about juicing, but just think about grinding for a second. Grinding is the rubbing of two surfaces to cause friction. However, juicing is when you squeeze and pull away from him to cause the friction. It’s basically like you’re trying to squeeze and ring him out. When you juice mentally picture you trying to take his d*ck from him. Squeeze his girth and watch the facial expressions he has; also juicing usually is done better in the reverse cowgirl position.
Most Men Love When You Face the Other Way and Ride- You Should Too
When you face the other way, it’s like giving him and yourself privacy even though you’re having sex. You can make all the goofy, nasty facial expression you want. You can play with your clit, while he massages your ass. Or you can fantasize about someone else. It’s just better suited for two people to please one another, yet have the privacy they want while having sex as weird as that may sound.
Disclaimer: Breast-men usually like you to face them, but that’s up to your discretion.
F*ck Him Back
Women say, “When I get on top, he manhandles me and just likes to take over.” Well next time don’t let him manhandle you and f*ck him back. Make it a competition to make him bus before you do. Have fun and don’t be intimated by the man underneath you. But if it’s that much of an issue tell him to let you lead or put his hands behind his head and make him keep them there.
Thou Shall Not Let the Dick Slip Out
Does size matter? Yes it does. With that being said, once you see his package it’s up to you to never let the d*ck slip out. The most talented riders can keep the d*ck still inside no matter how big or small and it’s because they have complete control over their bodies/abilities.
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Practice make Perfect so jerk off!
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Posted:Apr 17, 2014 6:55 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2014 6:06 am
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I figured this stuff out in my teens!
In order to
become familiar with the nuances of your equipment and learn how it responds in different situations, high-speed solo driving on a closed course can be helpful (yes, i'm talking about masturbation, if you couldn't tell). Contrary to rumor, it will not harm your equipment. In fact, it can be viewed as a practice lap for sex, where you're forever flirting with the limits of control.
Engaging the Choke
To postpone ejaculation and extend lovemaking, engage "the choke." This technique involves firmly squeezing the tip of the penis just behind the head prior to orgasm.
Fuel Requirements
Your privates were designed and developed for optimum performance and efficiency using high-quality fuel. Low-quality fuel can cause cholesterol build-up in arteries and veins, thereby reducing blood flow to and from your privates and causing hard starting or stalling. In fact, every one-point increase in your total cholesterol correlates to an almost 1.5 times greater risk of erection problems. To avoid this in, use fuel that has a fat content below 30 percent and is low in cholesterol and high in fibre. Such fill-ups will greatly reduce circulatory-system deposits.
Acceleration
0–60 mph: Independent testing shows that it generally takes three to five minutes for the flaccid penis of a young male to become fully erect once sexual stimulation begins. This reaction time at least doubles with age.
Warning!
Avoid rapid acceleration on slick surfaces. Failure to do so could cause partial or complete loss of control.
Sudden Stops
Slamming on the brakes while driving at high speed can result in a painful condition. During sexual stimulation, blood gathers in the testicles. If ejaculation doesn't occur and sexual excitement continues, the resulting congestion in the arteries there can cause a dull pain, similar to that of an aching muscle.
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Male sex facts and figures!
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Posted:Apr 16, 2014 6:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2014 6:42 am
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Saw these facts and figures and thought I should share
Let’s Talk About Feelings
Sex is one of the most effective ways men show that they are in love.
The number one sexual act desired by men is oral.
Generally speaking, and especially during sex, men don’t notice and
never will notice the things women don’t like about their bodies.
A man’s body releases sleep-inducing hormones after sex so far from being offended if he dozes off after a steamy session, women can be pleased with a job well done.
Facts About Sperm
Contrary to the school of thought that this is a myth made up and popularized by men, sperm actually is good for the skin, as the tightening effect it has on the epidermis is considered by some to be an effective anti-aging treatment.
One teaspoon of semen contains five calories, once and for all debunking the idea that if you swallow, you have to forego dessert.
Sperm has been known to live on in the vagina for as long as eight days after ejaculation, although 48 hours is more common. This is more or less exactly the same time an egg remains open to the idea of fertilization. Coincidence or what?!
While diet can have an effect on the way semen tastes, the extent to which the flavor of his man milk actually changes is minimal.
Male Orgasms
The male G-spot, or prostate, is located at the base of the penis and is best accessed through the anus. Exploring the male G-spot is one of the most effective ways for men to achieve a more powerful orgasm.
Having at least four orgasms a week can reduce a man’s chances of getting prostate cancer by as much as 33%.
Statistics show that around 75% of men always reach orgasm during sex.
The average male orgasm lasts for about six seconds. The average female orgasm lasts for about 23 seconds.
The oxytocin created during a man’s orgasm can increase his pain threshold by as much as 50%, just one of the many health benefits of sex for men.
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Sexual self esteem!
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Posted:Apr 16, 2014 6:28 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 12:19 am
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Self-esteem has just as big an impact inside the bedroom as it does outside of it, and just like everyone, we’re all subject to a crisis of confidence every now and then. When you find yourself feeling insecure about getting intimate – as can happen when we’re in a brand-new relationship or just feeling less than our best – remember these tips to get you feeling your finest and friskiest self again;
Honesty: The Best Policy
This isn’t some long, hard look in the mirror we’re suggesting here, but if you’re experiencing a bout of lowered sexual self-esteem, speak up and let your partner know before you’re in the middle of a sensual experience. This helps you avoid being pushed beyond your comfort zone, and will open the avenue of communication between you and your partner to talk through a solution to your sensual setback.
Love Thyself
Know what you want by giving yourself what you want. Especially when you’re with a new partner, there so much to learn about how they take their pleasure that it certainly makes things much easier for both of you if you know what you want and what gets you off.
So that being said, how do you figure out what kind of pleasure you like best? By masturbating, of course! If you’re a total newcomer, the perfect beginner’s sex toy is something unobtrusive and easy-to-use, making it perfect for getting better acquainted with yourself or for being introduced to your shared sensual experience with a partner.
Dare to Bare… or Don’t
Everyone’s got their best bits and the bits they can’t bear to show off, like a touch of cellulite here, a stretch mark there, or too much jiggle in a certain spot you’d rather hide, we say that if it makes you feel better, then by all means turn the lights off.
Not showing absolutely everything can truly help you feel as comfortable as possible, especially in the early days of a sexual relationship. And as anyone in a long-term relationship can tell you, it’s an anxiety you get over quite quickly as you realize that what you see as a ‘flaw’, your partner sees as something that is irresistibly you.
Feel Sexy
Have you got a favorite pair of jeans that makes your butt look like WHOAH? What about a best dress that makes the most of all of your curves? Get yourself all gussied up in the duds you like the best, because feeling sexy yourself is going to make you want to get sexy with someone else.
Push yourself outside of your normal routine and change the scenery; try going on a date someplace completely new and removed from your usual social circles. Doing the same things with the same people all the time gets us stuck in a routine that comes saddled with its own expectations, so break free of that for a change, and go to a place where you and your partner don’t know anyone. Getting away from the usual places and faces you know will allow you both to try out more daring or adventurous aspects of your personalities you otherwise feel that you cannot, and you can dress as differently or provocatively as you want without raising eyebrows or inciting questions or comments about your ‘new look’.
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Spanish phrase book
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Posted:Apr 15, 2014 7:52 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 12:19 am
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So a friend of my is planning on traveling in south America, I lived down there for a couple years in my early 20's, it was a little hard at first because i was just learning Spanish, but once i learned it was great.
I figured I would pick up my friend a phrase book to help her out, before I gave it to her I was flipping through it and found the sex section
So who wants to practice Spanish? he he he
have you ever traveled and tried to use any of these? or in other languages
Here’s some ways to say you want to have sex from soft to direct:
I want to make love to you.
Quiero hacerte el amor.
kee-yehr-oh ah-sehr-teh ehl ah-mohr.
I want to make love to you all night long.
Quiero hacerte el amor toda la noche.
kee-yehr-oh ah-sehr-teh ehl ah-mohr toh-dah lah no-cheh.
Let’s make love.
Hagamos el amor.
ah-gah-mohs ehl ah-mohr.
Make love to me.
Hazme el amor.
ahs-meh ehl ah-mohr.
Let’s do it.
Hagámoslo.
ah-GAH-mohs-loh.
I want to have sex with you.
Quiero tener sexo contigo.
kee-yeh-roh teh-nehr seks-soh koh-tee-goh.
Let’s have sex.
Tengamos sexo.
tehn-gah-mohs seks-soh.
I want to fuck you.
Quiero follarte. (Spain)
kee-yehr-oh foh-yahr-teh.
I want to fuck you.
Quiero cogerte. (Latin America)
kee-yehr-oh koh-hehr-teh.
Let’s fuck.
Follemos. (Spain)
foh-yeh-mohs.
Let’s fuck.
Cojamos. (Latin America)
koh-hah-mohs.
Everyone likes compliments about how great they are in bed. Here’s some ways to compliment someone’s performance.
Here’s a couple ways to say “I love it“:
Me encanta.
meh ehn-kahn-tah.
Qué rico.
kEH ree-koh.
You’re great in bed.
Eres fabuloso/a en la cama.
eh-rehs fah-boo-loh-soh/ah ehn lah kah-mah.
And if your eyes got dislodged from their sockets from the intensity…
That was the best sex I’ve ever had.
Ha sido el mejor sexo de mi vida.
ah see-doh ehl meh-hohr sehks-oh deh mee vee-dah.
Some of the Spanish sex slang below varies from country to country, look up the English term in the Hook Up Spanish Dictionary for other slang. Plug and play with the phrases and words below. Take a phrase and use one of the words below to fill in the blank.
I (don’t) like _____.
(No) me gusta _____.
(noh) meh goos-tah _____.
I love _____.
Me encanta _____.
meh ehn-kahn-tah _____.
to kiss
besar
beh-sahr
gentle sex
la ternura
lah tehr-noo-rah
to masturbate
masturbarme
mahs-toor-bahr-meh
to eat pussy
comer [el/la] chocho/a
koh-mehr [ehl/lah] choh-choh/ah
to put it in your mouth
metértela en la boca
meh-tEHr-teh-lah ehn lah boh-kah
to get sucked *
que me la mamen
keh meh lah mah-mehn
to fuck
coger
koh-hehr
do it doggy style
hacerlo a cuatro patas
ah-sehr-loh ah kwaht-roh pah-tahs
You (don’t) like _____?
¿(No) te gusta _____? *
¿(noh) teh goos-tah _____?
I want _____.
Quiero _____.
kee-eh-roh _____.
safe sex
el sexo seguro
ehl seh-ksoh seh-goo-roh
rough sex
el sexo duro
ehl seh-ksoh doo-roh
to masturbate you
masturbarte
mahs-toor-bahr-teh
to get eaten out *
que me lo coman
keh meh loh koh-mahn
to put it in my mouth
metérmela en la boca
meh-tEHr-meh-lah ehn lah boh-kah
to suck cock
mamar
mah-mahr
to be fucked *
que me cojan
keh meh koh-hahn
to sixty-nine
hacer el sesenta y nueve
ah-sehr ehl seh-sehn-tah ee nweh-veh
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Tips that men should not do! funny stuff
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Posted:Feb 25, 2014 7:00 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2014 5:50 am
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I saw this article and had to share it, I haven't written a blog in forever, and because my past posts have been lists of sorts this one is funny and makes you wonder will they print anything to make people think they can improve their sex lives?
1. “Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob.” (Maxim UK)
We’ve been known to joke about boning Nutella before, so we can’t harp too much, but if you present your lady with a brown, gooey dick, she’s going to have questions, and none of those will be, “May I enthusiastically blow you?” Also does this work in reverse? ‘Cause this Hot Pocket in my vagina’s not gonna eat itself.
2. “After your workout, reinforce her rising T with a sweaty makeout session: male saliva has 10 to 15 times more testosterone than the female’s does… So prolonged french kissing may give a woman enough of a boost in testosterone to stimulate her interest chemically.” (Men’s Health)
Yes, it’s definitely your testosterone-laden saliva that’s making us “chemically interested.” If the prolonged french kissing doesn’t seem to be doing the trick, try spitting in her face.
3. “A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when she has displeased you, punish swiftly, but when she has done you right, reward slowly.” (Chateau Heartiste, pickup artist site)
It works for the Whisperer so it must be true.
4. Take a pearl necklace and “lightly lubricate the pearls and your penis. Have your partner wrap the pearls around the shaft and slowly stroke up and down with a gentle rotation.” (Men’s Health)
Now put your dick in her ear. Can she hear the ocean?
5. “Wait three days to call her.” (Three-Day Rule, Swingers)
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Best places to have public sex
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Posted:Dec 17, 2013 6:29 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2014 10:28 am
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Here is a list of my favourite places to have sex in public or semi public places
In a car- while it can be uncomfortable, foreplay is great while driving! and you can get some great back seat positions especially doggy style
At a park- A nice summer day find a little secluded area, down by the river is great just make sure you check whats happening on the other side of the river, was caught in a awkward position by a dragon boat team once
In a change room- My favourite and nicer department stores! nice mirrors a good bench makes for great sex
Empty class room- Takes me back to university days, if you wonder the halls enough you can find a open class room!
In old elevators- service elevators, or the ones with the big door you pull down, they don't move till you push the button so you don't have to stop it!
At the movies- harder to have full intercourse, but foreplay, fingering, hand jobs are great!
In a sauna- it gets hot!
wheres your favourite public places??
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Best and worst sex
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Posted:Dec 10, 2013 6:36 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2013 7:39 am
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What was the best and worst sex you ever had
for me
Best sex:
I was living in Ecuador and working a number of jobs, my main job was working with street . There was this gorgeous Austrian woman who was volunteering one night we went out for drinks at a bar I was working at.
Things started getting hot in the back room of the bar, we had a quicky but both knew we wanted more. we decided to head to my place, but we had to walk past the hilton hotel and it happened to be around the time of the miss universe pageant, so I told her to pretend she was one of the woman compete and we got past the guards at the gate. we we down tot he pool area and got naked and went in the pool. the pool was a big circle and had one part that went under a waterfall then there was a little cove. We went into the cove and start having sex I put my back on the wall and my legs on the other wall holding myself out of the water while she pulled herself up by holding onto a ledge and rode me like there was no tomorrow that when we heard the security guards we machine guns telling us to get out of there, it was too hot to stop so she rode me till she came really hard. we thought we were going to get arrested but when she got out of the pool naked the guards put there guns down and relaxed. She pretended like she didn't understand spanish and we quickly got out of there.
We went back to my place and had sex for the next 6 hours, I went through about 11 loads and we lost track of her orgasms, but it was amazing. Then she was on a flight out the next day and we never spoke again. would love to run into her again!
Worst sex
I have had a few I had one woman cum and then pass out in 30 seconds, other times I would consider the worst would be when woman and really self conscious and want to wear clothes while having sex, or not comfortable in their own body makes for not very good sex.
what was your best and worst sex?
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Role playing!
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Posted:Dec 3, 2013 6:18 am
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2013 5:54 am
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I have done some role playing, I have never fully got into it to dress up, but apparently these are to top role playing fantasies out there
#1 Doctor/Nurse and Patient
This is one of the most popular fantasies that men and women share. There’s just something so hot about a naughty nurse or doctor giving that extra bit of “care” to their patient! Give your partner’s body a very thorough exam, and show them the healing benefits of your love. Nurses, give that man the sexy sponge bath that will have him craving more! If you want to go the extra mile, you can find nurses uniforms on any number of websites catering to fantasy play, or doctors coats at your local uniform shop. Any way your imagination takes you is sure to be a prescription for temperatures to rise in your lovemaking!
#2 Military
Get down on your knees, and that’s an order! Role play military style can be super hot! Ladies, you know what they say, nothing beats a mean in uniform (except maybe getting him out of one, that is!) It has the element of fantasy with uniforms, and the added erotic intoxication of power exchange! You can find any number of uniform pieces at an Army-Navy store near you, without having to spend a fortune. Drop, and give yourself over to pleasure!
#3 Executive and Secretary
This one is my personal favorite as of late! There’s nothing quite like flinging the papers off the desk, as you sprawl your partner across the top of it, and take them! Or men, bend your ladies over it, and see how good she is at taking some “dictation”! It’s a really easy fantasy to enact at home with minimal props, and again, has the added bonus of the charge that power exchange can bring to sex! Silk neck ties can make wonderful restraints, and rulers make paddles, for those who enjoy sensation play!
#4 Cops and Robbers
Turn around, put your hands behind your back, and spread em’! What more can you ask for? The police officer fantasy seems to be pretty strongly shared by both genders. What can I say? A uniform is a pretty sexy thing, and an immediate reinforcement in our minds of authority. This is where it’s really good to be the bad guy! Arrest your partner, read them their rights, and have them surrender to your love! They might not stay quite so silent though, officer!
#5 Pirate and Wench
Prepare to be boarded! This fantasy is sure to please, as it’s very easy to enact with little or no costuming. Many lingerie stores even sell themed lingerie for this very fantasy. Pillage, plunder, have her walk your plank, and enjoy all the rewards of your captive! Jack Sparrow will have nothing on you, matey! Plenty of sexy booty will have your flag raised high for sure! Remember, what they say about the motion of the ocean? It sure is good to be Captain!
so what have your favourite role plays been?
any out of the box ones?
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