Gratuitous Ass Pic!
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Posted:Sep 22, 2011 10:46 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2016 1:00 pm
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Why? Because it seems there is a douchebag out there who decided that based on my profile pics, I should not refer to myself as having an "average" body type. And he's right- I'm not 'average'. I'm a curvy, hella delicious piece of FINE-ASS WOMAN  , but they didn't offer THAT as an option. And I'll have you know that I changed it from 'ample' because YOU guys said I should. This is all your fault, lol!
Complaints may be sent c/o "My Fat Ass". Anticipate a reply in 4-6 weeks. Feel free to hold your breath while you wait.
*The Packer panties are a shout-out to my buddy Phaedrus, whose Bears will be kissing my fat ass this Sunday  .
And since "What Goes Up, Must Come Down", I invite you to view dirtygirl411 Dirtygirl411's newest bikini pic...[post 2743311]
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Guess That Blogger!
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Posted:Sep 22, 2011 10:27 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2011 5:17 am
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I wanna play a game! Take a guess at who these two sexy bloggers are!
Wanna get in on the fun? E-mail me privately with a pic or send me permission to use a "non-featured" profile pic using the link to my private blog box [post 2717608].
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Well-Aged vs. Aging Well
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Posted:Sep 21, 2011 11:24 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2012 7:08 am
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Someone posted interesting question on their blog today:
Given your current age, what age is the youngest person you would have sex with? And the oldest?
I have to admit that my parameters have changed a bit since joining the blogs. Mainly because I am finding younger men who are intelligent and older men who are HOT AS HELL- never explored that possiblity before meeting all of YOU sexy beasts .
When I joined HotMatch.com earlier this year, I stated my preferences as 35-45. Now, my current age is just a few weeks shy of 39 and I'd say that 30 is the lowest I'll go and I would venture into the early 50's for the right man. I might, however, make an exception for mrfucktone523 and I bet none of you would blame me.
So how about you? Are you ready to pack a lunch of Gogurt and fruit roll ups for your next sex picnic? Or are you hitting the buffet at 4:30 for soft- boiled eggs and a Senior Citizen discount?
And don't give me any bullshit about "Personality is an individual thing and age is just a number". I KNOW all that, lol! Just play along and have fun!
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You Got a Fast Car...
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Posted:Sep 21, 2011 10:40 am
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2012 2:52 pm
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I remember a night about a dozen years ago, long before I met my husband. It was a fundraiser that I attended which was hosted by a certain MVP at his restaurant in Green Bay. The racing team that he had recently invested in brought the car to display in one of the banquet halls and damned if I didn't just HAVE to hop inside for a closer look.
And hop in I did, with the blessing and assistance of said MVP. And no, not everyone got this opportunity. Let's just say that I knew how to use my smile when I needed to, lol.
THIS, my friends, is indicative of the life I USED to have. Before marriage, and practicality took over. And maybe to find what I'm missing, I need to regress back to that time just a bit to remind myself of the woman I used to be. The woman Hubby fell in Love with many moons ago. I was a pretty cool chick back then...
But if this plan doesn't work, I might need a fast car.
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Thank Goodness for My Favorite Shirt
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Posted:Sep 21, 2011 8:45 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2013 7:41 am
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I'm troubled.
Hubby was out of town all last week and returned late Monday night. Last night he left for another trip of length and will be gone next week as well. The nature of his position requires a good amount of travel and I can't very well complain because this position also allows me to stay home and take dirty pictures of myself.
What I realized when he left last night, after a pefunctory kiss and a half-hearted "Love you" as he sailed out the door, was that my life really isn't any different when he's gone. The still have to get to school and Tae Kwon Do, the dishes still need to be done, and the garbage will still have to go out tomorrow morning. I will sleep on my side of the bed, the will sleep on Hubbys, and the space between us will remain as it even when Hubby is here.
So what does that MEAN?
You've heard me say before that Hubby is my best friend, and I still maintain that it's true. But has my bland resignation to his absence become complete apathy to his presence? We're at a crossroads, I think.
Something has to change.
And please, I ask that you don't advise me to "bring back the magic" with sexy e-mails and spontaneous expressions of Love. I'm not dismissing such gestures, I just know from experience that they have little or no effect. If I'm going to humiliate myself with grandiose overtures of my sexuality, I'd rather do it here where I can't see you pick up the newspaper and stop paying attention.
Anticipate extra HNW pics as I feel the need for gratuitous, patronizing compliments today.
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HNW-My Favorite Shirt
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Posted:Sep 20, 2011 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2013 7:37 am
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I Love this shirt!
This picture doesn't do justice to the snuggle up softness of it. I've had it for almost 15 years and the amazing shade of purple hasn't faded one bit!
Everyone has one, right? That shirt that you can't live without-the one you put on when you need a little reassurance, a little confidence, a little security...
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Help a Sista Out
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Posted:Sep 20, 2011 8:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2013 5:09 pm
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[blog Otherbee] is trying to come up with a catchy new name for her blog and she didn't like my idea of "Things I Call My Vagina" (though I can't for the life of me imagine why not).
So I toss a request to the Holding Cell...help a Sista out!
I've Decided "My Blog" needs a better name than "My Blog"
Sep 19, 2011 5:22 pm
So, as I peruse the blog pages and see all the interesting names for the assorted varieties of writing, some clever, some seductive, some, err well, questionable, I have decided my blog needs a name. I have been thinking about it for a bit and it reminded me of when one of my co-workers was trying to come up with nicknames for himself for the back of his softball jersey. In addition to working with me, he is also a part-time EMT and firefighter and he was obviously trying very hard to come up with a sexy nickname fitting that theme...my favorite was "The Resuscitator"...I laughed so hard I peed a little!
So...from that, I have decided, while I may stick with the theme thing, giving myself (or my blog) a sexy nickname makes me think that people will be rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically at the hilarity of my delusion, so not going there!
So, though my screen name, is in reference to the other side of myself ("B" being my first initial) it does make one think of Bees... So I was trying to think of a Bee theme that did not involve stinging or hives, which clearly conjur up images of things one does not want to refer to on a sex site! Funnily enough, I ended up arriving at a reference to a favorite character from my childhood...Winnie the Pooh! So welcome to "My Hunny Pot" (Not misspelled- this is the Pooh way!), stop by for a "Smackeral" of something sweet, cuz "A Bear must have his honey"!
Okay, you may resume rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically! I don't care! I think it's cute!!
Now I just have to come up with am image that involves me, partial nudity and some honey! That'll getcha on board! Hmmm...I'll have to work on that! Until later
-Bee
Original post link: [post 2740773].
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A Redux...
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Posted:Sep 20, 2011 6:38 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2013 5:06 pm
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Today I will attend the funeral of the father of one of my good friends. I'm not a fan of funerals and I hope I never meet anyone who is. The death of a parent is always devastating- I've been lucky so far that both of my parents are still alive and relatively healthy. But events like this always make me think about what will happen when their time comes. Truthfully, the resulting sadness and fear I feel is more about the reaction my will have as they are very, very close to my parents. But I'm not going to dwell on that today, as Sue needs me to be there for her.
In any case, this post is a reminder to call your mom/dad/ assorted Loved ones and just say howdy. For no other reason, that because you still CAN.
20 Things My Dad Taught Me
The Big Ring is a wise man. Most of what he taught me stemmed from his own experiences and I'm sure he read the rest on the back of a t-shirt. But he passed it on and that's what counts...
1. An honest days’ work for an honest days’ pay is nothing to be ashamed of.
2. Be the best you can be at whatever you choose to be. If you’re going to be a , be the best damn on the block.
3. Cooking bacon when you are naked will sting. But it won’t affect the taste of the bacon.
4. Admit when you are wrong. Then make it right.
5. Taking responsibility for your actions is the sign of being an adult.
6. It’s better to ask for help first, than to try and clean up a bigger mess later.
7. It’s always easier to start out with an ‘A’ and maintain it, rather than starting with a ‘C’ and trying to fix it. This applies to men AND report cards.
8. You can accomplish anything with family by your side.
9. Why do we fall? So we can practice getting up again. That’s the most important part of falling.
10. Give away only that which you can afford not to get back. This applies to both your money and your virginity.
11. Learn to love fiercely. It will make people appreciate your love all the more.
12. Very often in life, you will receive both more than what you bargained for and less than you deserve. Learn to work with both.
13. People will treat you the way you allow them to. Demand respect and you will receive it.
14. A person’s ego is often inversely proportionate to their actual ability to get the job done. This applies to both work and sex.
15. People support that which they helped create. Always involve others.
16. If the job needs to get done, it doesn’t matter who does it. This does not apply to sex with my .
17. Charity is only charity if no reciprocation is expected. If you expect something in return, it’s business.
18. Your will only be as happy as your marriage is. Make time for each other. You are the first and best example of what love and commitment are.
19. There are two sides to your hand when it comes to raising . The loving side and the learning side. Use the first side generously and the other side sparingly. Especially with my grandchildren.
20. You can’t tell someone you love them when they are dead. Well, you CAN. But chances are they won’t hear you.
I hope you never read it here, but I Love ya, Daddy. And thanks
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How Do I Love Thee?
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Posted:Sep 19, 2011 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2021 8:03 pm
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Let's talk about Love.
Not the Love you feel for your family members, your dog, or your genitalia, but the OTHER kinds of Love...
I am in Love with Hubby. Always have been, always will be. The Love I feel for him is not up for discussion, examination or conjecture. It is fierce and it is absolute. HE gets it and that is the bottom line, regardless of my presence on this site.
Here's my question for you: Can I Love someone else, too? Not to the same degree, not with the same intensity and lack of boundary, but with a feeling that both encompasses and surpasses friendship, with some freaky-deaky lust thrown in for good measure? Is that legitimate Love?
Is it possible to be in Love with more than one person at a time? Or is Love in it's truest sense exempt from the intrusion of others?
And in lieu of answering my plethora of questions, feel free to instead tell me how YOU Love...
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Fear Not
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Posted:Sep 19, 2011 10:19 am
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2011 11:57 am
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This weekend, Grim Biker and I will ride and party with the local Harley chapters during the annual Ridin to a Cure event (thanks for the invite, my friend!) This presents a bit of a dilemma for me, as I am now terrified of motorcycles, lol.
A quick history: I've been riding the bitch seat since the tender age of 7 with my cousins in India. My first boyfriend had a Yamaha 750 Special- I Loved that bike more than I Loved him. The man I dated prior to my husband was a Harley-riding bad boy and we spent many a night cruising town on his bike. I make a point to tend bar for every Harley reunion...bikes are my kryptonite! So naturally I had the bright idea to buy Hubby as Harley as a wedding gift, and riding lessons for the both of us were promptly scheduled. Long story short, I tanked the training bike, totaled it actually, and barely managed to stumble away with no injury. Needless to say, that experience soured me a bit.
But I am now determined to jump back on the , as it were! It's about time I conquered this fear and Hubby wants his Harley, dammit! Our 10 year anniversary is fast approaching and what better gift than the one I intended to give him years ago. Plus, it's for a damn good cause!
Ladder6969, this pic is for you. You didn't believe that I was once a Biker Babe and this 10 year old pic is the only one I'm prepared to present in my defense. Why the Sheriff's bike, you may ask?
Because I'm Gottaring. That's why .
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PnB's at it Again!
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Posted:Sep 19, 2011 9:11 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2012 3:21 pm
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[post 2740419]
And I'm playing along so she won't have an excuse to toss me a pic of her in her PJ's for next Sunday.
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Who's Zooming Who?
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Posted:Sep 19, 2011 8:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2011 6:19 pm
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You are all well-aware of my penchant for posting preposterous e-mails that I receive, as well as my proclivity for returning fire with fire. But what happens when I actually pursue a line of conversation with a would-be critic? I think I made a new friend  , so be gentle with your comments as I don't wish to scare him away...
Received this morning out of the clear, blue sky:
Subject line: Frankly my dear who gives a....
Date: Sep 19, 2011 9:10 AM CDT
Your delusional at best and full of **** at worst your strategy is old and tired..grow up
Date: Sep 19, 2011 9:17 AM CDT
I'm a bit confused...what strategy are you referring to? And what am I delusional about?
Date: Sep 19, 2011 9:21 AM CDT
A vast majority of you are confused that's no surprise every woman who wants a relationship from this site never says so hoping that the weight of the conversation, a few intriguing photos and blogging will allow them to discern who is "worthy" of their time and sexual energy..there are tons of forum for social networking why choose these venue at all...if you don't want to meet anyone why have a profile at all...it rather simple ...let the game take place elswewhere either you want to do something or you don't its pretty simple...you can make it HARD..
Date: Sep 19, 2011 9:26 AM CDT
An interesting perspective...
I have met people on this site in the past, and most likely will in the future. I simply chose to take a break for a while, as is my right and privilege. The "wanna fuk" emails that I receive get tiresome after a while...I opt instead to pursue, rather than to be pursued. My current profile is not meant to be construed as a challenge- it's meant to be a deterrent. And yes, you make a good point: I do use my blog as a filtering mechanism because reading it shows me that you have a wish to know more about me than just my body.
Date: Sep 19, 2011 9:32 AM CDT
The issue I find most hilarious here is the preter natural perspective of woman that they are worth the pursuit..the pursuit of happiness is guaranteed, whether you experience happiness is a matter of circumstance...here is my perspective to be quite honest men here for sexual conquest will be successful if they are really good at as you say "fuking" thats just the way it is..and while intelligence and reading your blogs is your port of entry it doesn't guarantee a solid connection, converging agendas let alone physical chemistry..at the end of the day only you know who you are and what you want and who you want but women who are confident enough to manage their sex lives in an adult fashion are few and few between here..trust me I've been here for over 5 years with over 5,000 hits to my profile so I know certain patterns when I seen them..human beings are quite typical at thinking that they are remarkable but at the end of the day you gotta be you whether you want to be or not or wheter you like it or not..you're here for a reason
Date: Sep 19, 2011 9:43 AM CDT
I never claimed to be worthy of pursuit, lol. In fact, it never ceases to amaze me when I receive an intelligently-written request to chat. For me, a confident and mature management of my sex life is defined by the pursuit of a like- minded man who oozes intelligence as well as semen. I am a fan of intellectual stimulation- I require it in my Lovers. Finding a man who is able to titillate my mind AND my body is proving to be a challenge on this site, one that I welcome. Because at the end of the day, yes, we all want sex. But perhaps I am more discerning than other women who simply want physical release. From a woman's perspective, SAFETY is priority number one. I simply cannot waive my standards and adjust my comfort level just to placate someone else. I need to know that when I am with you, I am SAFE. That comfort level only comes with time and effort- two things I recognize that not every man is willing to dedicate.
But the man who is willing? Well, for him, anything goes .
Date: Sep 19, 2011 9:49 AM CDT
Men know that comfort and safety are a prerequisite and prelude to good times and we also know that an upper body persuasion takes place before a lower body invasion thats par for the course..true good chats reveal what's on your mind and how well you can handle your business because you can't fake interesting conversations..it can't be done, you can spot inconsistencies in words in most cases either your actions belie your words or your words belie your actions and if you can maintain consistency in both over an extended period of time, then there may be an opportunity..trust me its harder then you might think to find a honest adult conversation that may lead to some great times ...and for the right woman plans will be made
Date: Sept 19, 2011 9:56 AM CDT
I think you overestimate your brethren- Not all men carry the same respect for women as you might, and I have multiple physical scars to illustrate that point. Perhaps I am a bit more wary than other women, again, it's my right and privilege to require a certain level of trust and respect and my level of maturity dictates that I not waver from it. I live my HotMatch.com life by a simple code: Full Disclosure at All Times. If we meet and I don't care to take things further, you will know. I don't allow time and silence to do my dirty work, and I expect the same deference in my partners. I won't waste your time and you better not waste mine.
I can't fake interesting conversation because, frankly, I am both too lazy and too addle-brained to do so. As you said, at the end of the day, I have to be who I am and no one else. I had this conversation with an HotMatch.com gentleman over drinks two nights ago. It never occurred to me to "be someone else" on this site. In fact, if you view my blog, you'll see photos of me wearing my pajamas, with no makeup on. Another reason to view my blog: you will get ALL of me- the cranky, bellicose bitch and the sexy, sweet siren, in equal measure. Take it or leave it- I recognize that I am not for everyone. And in fact, I rather prefer it that way .
It would appear, XXXXXXXX, that frankly, you DO give a damn, lol.
Now that you have visited my blog, I shall offer you a one-time opportunity to express your regret at calling me "delusional" and "full of shit", lol.
I eagerly await his reply...
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To link to this blog (gottaring) use [blog gottaring] in your messages.
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