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Kinda what I said. Ramblings from a testosterone ridden dude who's, obviously, not getting laid enough.
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So.....who knew being told to stay how could be so damn boring?
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Posted:Apr 8, 2020 2:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 7:15 am
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House is clean. All my clothes are washed, hung, or pressed. Cats have been brushed nearly bald. I've given myself what I could of a mani/pedi. I've read at least 10 books in the past 3 weeks.
I am fucking bored.
So it hasn't ever really bothered me being on my own since the ex cheated her way out of our marriage. I've done pretty good by myself. I've had the occasional partner to liven up my sex life from time to time and my old job kept me busy traveling around the world.
Now? Now I'm rambling at the freaking cats during the day. Can't go hang out with friends, daughters are on lockdown and don't want to expose them going back and forth from the ex's.
And I gotta face it. I'm 50 now. I can't masturbate more than 4-5 times a day. Porn has gotten old.
So....I thought I'd come here and bitch about it since I'm still paying for the membership here. Not that anyone is gonna actually read this piece of shite but hey, you never know.
Now what? Lmao....it's 5am and I can't sleep so I guess I'll go out back and fuck up the ground where I plan on putting in some vegetables this year. I thought I was gonna be all pithy and shit but I'm just as bored typing this as I was before I started.
Why couldn't I have gotten stuck with a beautiful lady in the house? Duh. I'm a moron and didn't have "hot woman who enjoys lots of sex, giggling, and such" on my disaster preparedness list.
It's #1 on the list now.
*sigh*
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So.....who knew being told to stay how could be so damn boring?
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Posted:Apr 8, 2020 2:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 7:15 am
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House is clean. All my clothes are washed, hung, or pressed. Cats have been brushed nearly bald. I've given myself what I could of a mani/pedi. I've read at least 10 books in the past 3 weeks.
I am fucking bored.
So it hasn't ever really bothered me being on my own since the ex cheated her way out of our marriage. I've done pretty good by myself. I've had the occasional partner to liven up my sex life from time to time and my old job kept me busy traveling around the world.
Now? Now I'm rambling at the freaking cats during the day. Can't go hang out with friends, daughters are on lockdown and don't want to expose them going back and forth from the ex's.
And I gotta face it. I'm 50 now. I can't masturbate more than 4-5 times a day. Porn has gotten old.
So....I thought I'd come here and bitch about it since I'm still paying for the membership here. Not that anyone is gonna actually read this piece of shite but hey, you never know.
Now what? Lmao....it's 5am and I can't sleep so I guess I'll go out back and fuck up the ground where I plan on putting in some vegetables this year. I thought I was gonna be all pithy and shit but I'm just as bored typing this as I was before I started.
Why couldn't I have gotten stuck with a beautiful lady in the house? Duh. I'm a moron and didn't have "hot woman who enjoys lots of sex, giggling, and such" on my disaster preparedness list.
It's #1 on the list now.
*sigh*
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Funny how assumptions work
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Posted:Nov 6, 2014 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2016 11:24 pm
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Some of you might get this some of you prolly won't. I'll try to explain a bit down below but it'll spoil it if I say too much now.
So I'm at Giant getting ready to pay for some groceries when I pull out my wallet. As I open it to grab my debit card the woman behinds me mutters something. Being the polite young (shut up...I know my age you don't have to remind me) man that I am I turned and said "Excuse me?"
Her: "I said that's disgusting."
Me: "I'm sorry? I don't get what you mean."
Her: "Look at your wallet. It's disgusting that someone your age walks around with one of those."
Now to understand this you have to know that there is a well worn silver dollar sized shape on one side of my wallet. 
Me: "What?" I asked as I pointed at the raised round indent that had her so upset. "Lady I never know when I'm going to need this."
Her: "Really? Really? Is this the kind of thing that people do these days?"
Me: "Absolutely. You can never be too safe. Hell I might need it standing in line here."
Her: "That's truly disgusting. You should feel ashamed of yourself"
At this point I reached into my wallet and pulled out the object in question. It was one of the coins I'd been given while in the military.
Okay I'll have to explain this a little bit. When you're in the military some units have what we call challenge coins. Typically they have the unit logo and what not on them and people like to collect them. If you do something and the commander wants to recognize you then he/she may decide to give you a coin. It's almost like an under the table deal in a way...they'll offer to shake your hand and "oh..gotcha..on the downlow sir/ma'am" they slip you a coin with the hand shake. Search for military coins online and you'll get an idea. The reason people keep them in a wallet or something on them is because of the game. If someone does what's called a "coin check" they tap their coin on the table. Anyone that's been given a coin is supposed to present theirs and do the same thing. If someone doesn't have their coin then they have to buy a round for everyone that showed theirs. However if you start a coin check and everyone has theirs then you have to buy the round. I once saw a guy flipping his coin expecting a coin check at a party (roughly 50 of us there from the same office and yeah...we all had coins) and he lost it and it hit the table. Well...he initiated a coin check. $6 a beer...and the fool dropped it again like 15 mins later. Tard.
Anyway...back to the story
So I pull my coin out of my wallet and said "Look, anyone around me could start a coin check at any time lady and if I don't have mine then I'd be on the hook for drinks."
Her: *blink blink*
She stared at the coin blankly for a second and then back at me.
Her: "Oh......I....um"
Me: "Oh my God! You thought this was a condom! Jeez lady what kind of mind do you have that you just assumed this was a condom???"
Needless to say I wasn't really quiet about it.
Did I mention there were people in the line behind her and the two registers on either side? Didn't think so. There were quite a few muffled giggles going on around us. I think I made the cashier cry a little.
Anyway...she leaves the line and her groceries and I paid for my stuff and went home. Wonder if she'll stop and think before trying to berate or belittle someone in the future?
Nah..she seemed like a biatch.
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WTF is age except a number?
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Posted:Aug 10, 2014 10:08 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2016 11:25 pm
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Sweet shit people focus on age too much. It's just a number. Sure it signifies someone has been on the planet either longer than you or for a shorter period of time but it means fuck all when it comes to sexual attraction.
Let's run this down. You meet someone. You find them attractive. You can talk to them, laugh with them, connect and yadda yadda "oh sweet shit he's making my pussy wet" and then you do the inevitable and ask his age. Right up to that point you've been creamin your jeans thinking of looking down and seeing him dine at the Y but...uh oh...he's too old/young for you.
Fuck that shit. And for anyone that judges someone based solely off the fact that they fuck someone younger/older....fuck you too.
The fact of the matter is that I've personally met some really childish people who are in the sunset crowd and have met some ultra-mature people in the fresh and perky crowd. Attraction is attraction. I don't care what your age is if I'm attracted to you. At the end of the night I'll still pound my way into a sweet pussy if it's 20 or 50. Can't speak for 60 because I haven't done that yet.
Here's a little secret some of y'all might not have figured out about this site yet. We're all a bit freaky otherwise we wouldn't be here. And freaky comes in all shapes, sizes, colors and...wait for it....ready? AGE.
Get the fuck over yourselves. If the guy makes you laugh and feel that little hitch in your step that you've been missing then mount the fucker. If you meet a woman and she makes you feel good, laugh, can't stop thinking about bending her over so what if she's a grandma or a coed. Fuck her.
You'd think on a sex site people would go for attraction instead of a number wouldn't you?
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Ponderous
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Posted:Jun 28, 2014 12:10 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2016 9:14 pm
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Well, maybe not. But I do think about this site from time to time and it amazes me how much like high school it is. "He said...." or "She said..." Haven't we gotten past all that shite?
And the chat rooms. I've seen more maturity in a pre-school class than I see in there. Heaven forbid you cross a troll who lives in the room, has multiple accounts in order to talk to themselves as well as "support" them when they are "attacked", or who is just a miserable person and is not happy unless they bring you down to their level.
I, like many people here, came to this site because I was lacking something. I had no idea that the overall goal of this site was to join a clique and practice some weird sort of mental reversion to childhood. NSA? No fucking such thing on here. Not if you're a guy. If you are honest and try to have a fwb or NSA situation you quickly realize that somewhere between saying hi and about the time your cock finds the sweet spot (for the umpteenth fucking time I can only find that on a WOMAN) you realize that you're laced up with mono-filament cord and if you move in the wrong direction you'll get cut like freshmeat in a prison.
Not to mention that if you practice discretion you might as well throw yourself out a window anyway. Seems no one else does.
Am I wrong? Is HotMatch.com not a sex site? I mean if it is then how the hell can anyone criticize you for actually fucking? Hell I've been on here for a little over four years now. Got the gold ball and everything so yeah, I perv profiles and I actually even read the damn things. It might be a fucking shock to learn this but I actually pay attention to what people write. And I'm a fucking guy. I like tits and ass. So if there are pics/vids I look. And omfg I've contacted people and we've gotten along and...hang on now...this is a shocker to some...we actually fucked.
Anyone understand that? I said we fucked. We didn't make love. Didn't build a lifetime commitment out of sex. We met...we talked...we dug each other...we fucked. Was it safe? As safe as a condom can make it. Did we have fun? Well I sure as hell did and I do try my best to make sure that they (yup...they...as in more than one) enjoyed it? Each and every damn time. I don't know what the hell other guys do but I learned a long damn time ago that the person who controls the pussy is ultimately the decision maker. So yeah...I put in the effort to make sure she (whoever she is) enjoys it. That way they want it again and I'm more than happy to oblige.
However let's get something cleared up. I will be a friend. I'll talk to you, hang out, shoot the shit, lick your clit, watch a movie, go shopping, and down right fuck you any way that you are comfortable with. I say you (as in the female have) because I'm comfortable with a large range of sexual behavior with the caveat that I'll fuck you how you want it as long as you don't think you're shoving anything up my ass.
All that being said I'm not falling in love with anyone from here in a single night (freaked me out when someone said she thought she was falling....after talking a combined total of 2 weeks). I'm not going to get some great "connection" that we've been moving towards our whole lives (we talked maybe 3 weeks, met, fucked, and suddenly we were soul mates). And I'm not anyone's personal fucking property either.
Oh...and ladies. I'm pretty sure that if you fuck a couple of guys from here that that's cool. However if you denigrate a man for fucking more than one woman from here it's not cool. Like I said....I've met a few women from here and yeah we had sex. I didn't just jump every woman I've met on here. I've had opportunities that I've passed up for one reason or another. The majority for the simple reason that I didn't feel any kind of mental connection. Others because I just didn't feel it. Quite a few have been because of distance. It's not all about looks...more about attitude. And there have been some that lasted awhile and others that never made it past once. Those that managed to last awhile were because we treated each other with respect. Those that didn't....well....like I said before I practice discretion and I try to respect other people. Figure it out.
Oh...and for those who are gay. You demand people respect your lifestyle and respect you as a person. It's not a choice (and I believe that) it's how you are. It's natural for you. So having said that back the fuck off and leave me the fuck alone. You want respect? Respect a man who says he's hetero. No you can not replace a woman. Yes I will know the difference. Find what you're looking for elsewhere. No one's home here, number's on the do not call list....fuck off in other words. Take a hint then take a hike. I've tried being polite and it hasn't worked. Now fuck off.
*sigh*
Damn I feel better. Rants over. If you actually read all this shite then I'm amazed. You must be one bored as hell person to have made it this far.
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