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park nights (A sex story by me)
Posted:Oct 2, 2009 10:31 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2009 6:53 pm
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At 11pm I make a mad dash across the semi-dead parkway to the secluded park near my place. Your car is parked there with the lights dimmed.

As I get in to the back seat I find you there. Waiting for me with a pink babydoll and a sheer night robe. I climb in, but I am immediately pushed out by your heel as the leg extends and finds the center of my chest. I am taken aback by this expulsion but intrigued. As you step out of the back I watch in awe as the robe slides away from your body.

As your curvaceous frame walks away from the car, I am hypnotized. The swaying of the asschecks that peek from underneath your babydoll put me into a trance. I want you, in the worst way. I study you from afar: The thick, juicy legs that mold into a plump waist and, just above that, two huge mounds of flesh that are simply begging to be touched, licked and sucked. You stop at the park bench and allow me to come behind you. As I gently nibble the nape of your neck I hear you whisper "you're still dressed".

Excitedly I manage to whisper out "why don' t you help me undress" as I feel your hands squeeze my already straining member. "I have something better in mind" you say as you climb atop the table and arch your back, allowing your succulent cheeks to be open like a rose to me, offering its sweet nectar. I greedily kneel behind you and plunge face first. Licking and slurping as if you were my last meal. After slobbering over you (due to my lack of self restraint) and regaining my composure, I manage to turn my licks into soft strokes, only allowing the tiniest tip of my tongue to graze across your flesh. "Ooooh! You tease" you squeal as I dart my oral flange across your clit for a brief moment. Another slither across your button and I get a deep sigh of approval from you. it is then that I decide to get devious and wrap my lips around your clit. "AHH" is all that can escape your mouth as my lips' vacuum tugs and pulls at the tender meat that is caught in between. Your legs quiver and then I am rewarded as you contract and I am hit with a splash of warm liquid.

"OOOOOOH! baby!, Damn i was ready for that. You know what to do to make me squirt baby." , you say. "Now c'mere and give me what I want." Without another word I rise up and let my jeans fall to my ankles. Grabbing my stiff member in my hand I slowly guide it to the treasure that awaits between your thighs. You moan softly as the head pushes past the soft lips, then gasp as the rest of me slides in with ease. I pause for a few seconds, giving you time to feel me pulsate inside you, then I pull out slowly. before you can even protest, I thrust back deep inside you , almost knocking you off the park table. You brace yourself on you hands and knees, allowing me to penetrate you as deep as I can. Your moans of pleasure are becoming more audible now, and I'm sure there are others in their cars watching the show. I reach up and grab a handful of your hair, then pull you back with it.

The slapping of our bodies can be heard through the park, but we don't care. Our primal instincts have taken over and pure lust has come to the front. I look down and watch as that beautiful juice glistens my cock and it takes all my strength not to cum inside you right then and there. but that doesn't last long as I feel your walls close and grip my cock in a tight vice, one that makes me loose all control and, with one last thrust, shoot my hot semen deep inside your womb. Exhausted, and breathless, I take a step back as you climb off the table. We embrace, then kiss and grope as if we are trying to devour each other. You stop, look me deep in my eyes and whisper softly...."I want more"
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Hidden Gems Week 2
Posted:Oct 2, 2009 10:06 am
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2011 8:35 am
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Ok, now that I am back after my week-long bout with the flu (yes, I'm stubborn. I didn't go get my shot in time), let's get on with the show.

For those of you joining us for the 1st time heres the deal. I review three songs based on what I've heard (or you've suggested) that are true "sex songs". I call this "Hidden Gems because these are songs that you wouldn't hear on most mainstream forums. So, I hope you appreciate the time I took out, and use these when you are setting a slow and sensual groove. ENJOY!

It seems like the best love (or in this case, love making) songs come from the Realm of Rhythm and blues, and this weeks selections don't disappoint.

Mya - Anatomy one on one

If the words don't put you in the mood for a rendezvous, maybe the beat will. foreplay had to have been in mind when the producers laid this track, and I can testify to it's slow and melodic tune.

Tatyana Ali - Kiss the Sky

Who knew the from the Fresh Prince had a freaky side?! I did. I found this perfect gem hidden in her 1998 debut album. The music is dreamy. It glides off your ears as satin sheets flicker off your body. I recommend this one for a night by the fire, or foreplay and sensual lovemaking by candlelight. A definite must play.

And of course, this wouldn't be a fair musical blog if I didn't give another genre its just dues.

Alison Krauss & Union Station - Moments Like This

I really like this song. I have been listening to it for years and It's actually the song that got me listening to bluegrass music. The songs tone is one of slow and sensual that builds to a crescendo and then glides us back to earth again. Perfect for a backseat session, or an bedroom and candle slow and sensual ride
above the clouds.

Well, thats it for this week. Next week, I'll have a special treat: 6 SONGS!

Keep, pushin... happym;
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Under the Radar: Songs that get you in the mood (Hidden Gems)
Posted:Sep 15, 2009 10:33 am
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2009 7:37 pm
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As most of you know, music is the soul and background of everything. Think of one of your favorite memories and tell me you don't remember the song that was either playing or going through your head at that particular time.Better yet, what about when you lost your virginity? No music? No backseat of a car with the radio on? Damn. Maybe it was just me.

In either case, Once a week I am going to go through my extensive music library and find some "hidden gems", songs that can set an almost perfect love making mood. You don't have to take my word for it, go pick them up yourself. Trust me, I am going to be as through as a man with a little free time has with this one, because I love music.

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
It's not as much of the words as it if the music itself. Be it a slow and sexy strip tease or a slow ride to heaven, the bass and drum line provide a dream by beat that you can definitely grind to.

Softest Place On Earth - XSCAPE
This song is one of my favorites. If you listen to the words, the group paints an erotic picture that you can run wild with or fulfill with the one you're with. "kiss me all over,
From my mountains to my valley low,
There's an ocean of love just for you"
You can't beat a visual like that.

One Addiction - Dave Hollister
Metaphorically speaking, Dave likens to her sex being a drug, and I couldn't agree more. Good sex is one addiction I can live with, nor without.

Alright, three down, plenty more to go. Drop a line or a suggestion, and I'll look it over!
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Jail House Blues
Posted:Sep 14, 2009 10:43 am
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2009 5:51 pm
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So over the weekend I'm flipping through channels and come across a show featuring a womens correctional facility. On the show theres a woman talking about her current term and then they introduce her lover. Now, let me tell you about the woman. She is quite attractive. Curvaceous body, beautiful smile, gorgeous eyes. Her partner...no so attractive. More of the butch type (for those that have no clue, butch is a manly woman). During the 15 minutes I watched this, there were a few things that popped in my head.

1: She said that she had relationships with prison workers before to use them. She had no remorse for using them and said that if someone wants to have a relationship with an inmate there was something wrong with them.

Why is that? I've known plenty of relationships that seemed to be based on work. It's where most people spend a lot of time, so of course you are bound to connect with someone and form a relationship of sorts. Is jail any different from that?

2: The thought of "temporary lesbianism" (pat pending). I've heard of men basically becoming bitches when they are in prison and then going back to the male state of mind when they get out. Chasing women and such as if that prison stay was by someone else. I've never herd from a female point of view. Are there women who do such a thing?

Ah well, these are the thought that flew through my head and since my brain shut off on sunday (PRO FOOTBALL SEASON!!) I decided to do it today.

I welcome all responses, and have a great monday!
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Sticky keys! (aka Possibly the funniest post ever)
Posted:Sep 10, 2009 11:07 pm
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2016 10:17 pm
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Years ago late one fall night I was camming with my gf at the time who was miles away in California. As I watched her plus size frame gyrate across my computer screen I began to feel my cock grow hard in my boxers. After getting her to undress, I did the same. It had been awhile since we both played on cam (or in my case, at all) so there was a lot of build up. We played our little game of touch me feel me and right as I came I saw it.

It was like one of those slow motion replays you see in sports movies, where the action is slowed down remarkably to a near standstill. I watched as a huge glob of my hot semen shot from my member and flew high into the air. I watched in awe as it began it's decent downward...

...smack dab in between the control and shift keys.

Embarrassed at this point, I close down the cam and try to clean up some of the mess I made, which I do a pretty good job of....

Except for those damn keys!

Now, at this point I was a noob when it came to keyboards and such. I was afraid that somehow the oozing seed of my loins would short out the keys. So I looked around to find something, ANYTHING, that could help me get the juice out of my keys.

And there, like something out of a bad comedy, was the straw.

My mind got what will probably be categorized as the worst idea it's ever had to date. "Why not use the straw?"

"Just like siphoners use hoses to steal gas, maybe you can use the straw to suck it up and move your mouth away before it gets to your lips."

So, out of panic, I listen to my mind. I hurriedly take the straw to my lips, and suck.

SLUUUUUUR......*GAG*

From that day on I had a deep respect for women who took it in the mouth.

I wasn't fast enough to pull away, and unfortunately my mouth paid the price for my brains idiotic idea.

After quickly washing my mouth with scope, I get back to the task at hand. Looking around my brain gets another idea:

Grab the butter knife!

I rush to the kitchen to grab a butter knife out of the silverware drawer and fly back to my keyboard. My mission: to unhinge the control key and hopefully catch the semen before any harm can be done to my keys.So I wedge the knife in and pull down just a little to let the force.....

POP!

Damnit! The control key shoots off the keyboard and flies off somewhere. I look around to see if it's anywhere near the desk and it's nowhere to be found. But there I see it:

Like the holy grail that had been laid before me was the thick pool of cum that had been shot out of me minutes earlier. Taking a semi-damp towel I quickly and gently wipe out the glob, then go on the search for my missing key.

After searching for 15 minutes, I finally decided to give up and label the key in the "missing items" dept.

Two years later, at the very top of a shelf all the way in the corner of my study, guess what I find?
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Porn: Unrealisticly Funny
Posted:Sep 8, 2009 8:22 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2009 9:03 pm
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So I'm sitting here at my computer and usually not an hour
or so goes by without me feeling the need to release myself.
So I go through the hours or pleasure viewing I have at my comp
to see what can turn me on at the moment. I have a pretty extensive collection, but my favorites tend to have either plus size women, interracial, or MILF's. The one I chose for this particular night happen To be called "Dirty Rotten mother Fuckers" (Nice title, don't you think). Now, most of my porn includes no story lines and no plot. Not the adult viewing of choice when you want to watch with your girl for the 1st time (at least from my experience).

As I sit back and watch the first scene from this 4 disc epic (yes, it is 4 discs long) I'm not quite turned on. It's a woman who starts the scene by taking a shower After soaping up her body and getting all nice and clean, she decided to fondle and caress herself in the shower. Watching a woman play with herself is always a turn on to me, and thankfully this one doesn't disappoint. But right in the middle of her finger love session there is a knock at the door. It's her 's best friend.

Stop. heres where it completely shrinks my dick.

She comes to open the door in nothing but a towel and as she walks him to her 's room where he can wait on her ((THE TOWEL DROPS)). As she runs away (of course, horribly mortified by the events that just happened) The boy finds a picture of the mom on the nightstand in the bedroom. It's the woman in a pretty provocative pose in a string bikini.

It is here that the arousal in me was turned off, and the critic in me came on. Now I know pornography is for entertainment purposes, but should it be at least somewhat believable?

We all (or at least those that have watched adult movies) have seen the classic cheesy porno scenarios. The pizza guy, maintenance man, the cheerleader, the break in, and my favorite the UPS guy. Out of all those, which one is more believable? When I was younger I used to fantasize for the opportunity to play repairman and live out one of those maintenance man fantasies. Didn't happen.

Anyone see the movie "Pirates" by Adam and Eve? Supposedly it won an award for best acting. Well, the graphics were a bit much (special effects in porn? WTF?) but I guess if it had a script then it was way ahead of the competition.

I simply love passion in porn. The kissing the groping the caressing, but you won't get alot of that, if any at all, in "hardcore". So its up to the soft core porn to provide us with the romantic interludes that increase the arousal within me.

*it is at this time I go to watch "Skinnemax". After 30 minutes of sub-par acting I return to this blog*

I also like reality porn. Watching amature couples seems to be my favorite. At least TRUE amature couples. Years ago I used to subscribe to a website called the MILFHunter. I used to think
this was amature reality porn, until I recognized one of the girls as an already established adult film star. Bummer.

I've seen some pretty hilarious porn in my lifetime. My favorite ones are from the 80's and early 90's. I wasn't supposed to be watching them as a , of course, but one time while my mom was at work and everyone was downstairs I snuck away and searched for my hidden toys that my mom had taken away from me as punishment.
While searching for my G.I. Joe's and Transformers I came across her VHS stash of Xrated material. The curiosity in me took over and I watched porn for the first time as a . The movie was entitled "Teenage Hustler" and was about a who would call up
hookers to come over, pay them to have sex, and then secretly videotape it and extort them for cash. I didn't see much of it the first time. I put it away for fear that I would have gotten caught, but on several different occasions I snuck away to watch it.

I did however, get caught and try to put it on the babysitter. For my bedtime, I would always watch a movie, and one particular night I said I had found this movie and I wanted to see it.
She looked at the title, and asked what it was about, and I said I had never seen it before. She shrugged her shoulders and agreed, then popped it in. You shoulda seen the look on her face
when the sex came on screen...PRICELESS! She freaked out, ejected the tape, and said we would never speak on that tape again. We didn't, but we got caught when the genius LEFT THE MOVIE
SITTING IN THE PLAYER! Needless to say, I got my 9 yr old ass whipped for that.

Everything about porn back then was hilarious. The lighting, the acting, the untrimmed pubic areas, all funny now when I think about it. About the most realistic thing about porn back then was the cum shots and the fact that the scenes weren't that long (pornos in the 90's usually looped scenes over and over again, sometimes in slow motion, I have no Idea way).

I have always wanted to direct my own porn movie. A more realistic one where of course the on screen chemistry is right, but it's also more believable for the viewers. I don't know about you guys, but the babysitter fantasies, the cheerleaders, the desperate
housewives, and the horny nymph's aren't anywhere I frequent.

Cutting it short,

Play
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Don't we all watch?
Posted:Sep 5, 2009 9:47 pm
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2009 2:29 pm
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Just something running through my head, your thoughts are welcome.

Merriam-Webster's definition of a voyeur:

1 : one obtaining sexual gratification from observing unsuspecting individuals who are partly undressed, naked, or engaged in sexual acts; broadly : one who habitually seeks sexual stimulation by visual means
2 : a prying observer who is usually seeking the sordid or the scandalous

I was talking to a friend recently about our (meaning me and my girlfriend) search to find a woman for our (again me and her) enjoyment. Now, he and his girl are pretty traditional when it comes to sex....except they watch porn. During the conversation I brought up the idea of having someone watch, he wasn't with that.

FYI, I didn't ask him to watch.

The last thing I want is my best friend watching me fuck my girl (if this had been years ago, maybe, but not now), be it life or previously recorded, but he made me think. A lot of people watch strangers fuck, but most people who I have talked to in my years on earth don't consider themselves voyeurs, nor would they care to watch another couple. Why is that?

I don't quite get it. You can watch strangers have sex on television shows, music videos, porn, hell you can even take a second look at someone who you catch in the act somewhere in public, but in a live setting where you are actually invited to watch, you won't do it?

(On a side note: if anyone has ever caught someone out in public, or even in private using a telescope [or is that just in TV], I'd love to hear about it.)

Maybe it' the thought of having someone else besides you KNOW what it is that you are doing. Kinda like the jacking off as a thing. You do it, you like to do it, but if asked can someone watch while you do it? OH NOOOO!

I dunno. As for me, I got a stack of dvd's that seem to be calling me. I'll blog more later...

Playful..
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Wheres the passion?
Posted:Sep 1, 2009 9:53 pm
Last Updated:Sep 8, 2009 8:25 am
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I was recently on a friends blog where she was asking if men preferred using condoms. Of course I saw a lot of men saying that they didn't, and of course the reasons didn't surprise me one bit. "It feels like I'm fucking a trash bag" or, "They are too constricting" (I'm paraphrasing) seemed to be the general responses.

Not to knock any of these guys, but FYI, there are condoms on the market that protect AND feel good!

Here's the thing that stayed on my mind all day: when I'm with someone, the only reason why I would only be able to enjoy it bareback is if I wasn't turned on by the person or the moment.

So why even do it? For the sex alone? Why do it if the passion isn't there?

I try to make it a STRONG point to connect with a person. After all, this person is getting VERY personal with you.

Kissing, touching, caresses, licks, sucks, bites, the whole 9. It's got to be there, because if you are turned on there is almost nothing that they do that won't feel absolutely amazing!

The brain is the sexiest organ on both men and women. Turning that on and stimulating them in a way that pleases them mentally tops anything you can do physically. Remember that.

So, as we lay others down to sheets, heres the thought for the night: Is passion there?
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