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NO thats not me
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Posted:Apr 28, 2015 6:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2015 7:09 am
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After being on here for a couple of hours my mood has already began to shift.
How can one stay peeved or sad after reading the jokes, the hot stories and seeing that compared to you some people really got problems !
but I must say,
I now have an itch that needs to be scratched!
no that's not me
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Loved or Respected ???
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Posted:Apr 28, 2015 6:15 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2015 7:08 am
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I have asked this question before but since I have new people that come around I wanted to see what they would have to say.
You can only choose one.
Would you rather be
Loved or Respected.
for me they are so intertwined I it is very hard to choice just one, ifIo had to it would be respected though.
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I FAILED
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Posted:Apr 28, 2015 6:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2015 7:00 am
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I FAILED MISERABLY YESTERDAY....
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another joke of the day
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Posted:Apr 28, 2015 5:56 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2015 7:07 am
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After retiring,
I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized
I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry,
but I would have to go home and come back later
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application..
When I got home,
I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.
She said,
'You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability, too'
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Dance with me in my abyss
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Posted:Apr 28, 2015 5:55 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2015 6:21 am
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oh MY Love,
kiss me
hold me tight
for I keep stumbling
don't let my fall any further.
Come lead me through my sorrow
for I keep getting lost.
oh
tomorrow comes
what will it bring
I never know
my world has been shattered
will never know why.
I sit and cry
trying to remember how
so kiss me My love and hold me
Feed me your strength
Come lead me, Come teach me
Come My Love,
Dance with me
in my abyss.
this is something I wrote after my MOM and baby brother died a few years ago. my love refers to my husband, It was a cry for help.
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The Vibrating Husband
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Posted:Apr 28, 2015 5:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2015 8:09 am
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The Vibrating Husband
this didn't go where I thought it would, but I still found it rather cute
As the woman passed her 's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing
is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side
of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five
years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries
on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places,
the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the
couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my -in-law."
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tgose who love
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Posted:Apr 28, 2015 5:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2015 7:06 am
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Time is too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love
~~ time is eternity.
~ Henry van Dyke
much love
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my head hurts///attempting
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Posted:Apr 27, 2015 5:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2015 5:20 am
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my head hurts
guess I spent to much time in margarita Ville. Last night.
so no more blogging for me today, yes finally a break from commenting on all my posts
today I am attempting to go smoke free wish me luck cause I have failed more times than I can count to quit smoking.
enjoy your day everybody
much love
dana
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friends are.................
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Posted:Apr 26, 2015 9:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2015 5:21 am
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the sun is finally shinin g bright so I am heading outdoors to soak some of it in. hope your Sunday has been wonderful.
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wanna JOIN me??
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Posted:Apr 26, 2015 9:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2015 12:09 pm
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heading to margaritaville ,, wanna JOIN me??
I'm heading to margaritaville tonight
who wants to join me!
do you like margaritas ??
my favorite kind is a lemonade margarita
what's your favorite??
much love
dana
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'Wow that's a mouthful.'
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Posted:Apr 26, 2015 3:51 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 1:15 pm
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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says,
'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers: 'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says,
'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says,
'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
now's that's a mouthful 
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my tongue yearns...
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Posted:Apr 26, 2015 3:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2015 5:21 am
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I have been overtaken by the hunger of my flesh today.
So many wonderfully nasty thoughts are running through mind today.
I feel my heart race as I daydream about dropping to my knees for you.
I crave to feel it pound as I wrap my hungry lips around your rock hard cock.
My tongue yearns so, yearns to feel the heat and smoothness of your manhood.
My cunt comes alive as I think about it..
How I love to lick my way towards your sweet smooth balls.
Balls that I wanna put my hot wet tongue on and lick
just the way you like.
I close my eyes and I can see us.. and you arching your back from the pleasure you feel as I love on your balls.
I take them into my mouth gently at first and suck them, but I am so overtaken by my hunger for your cum that I begin to suck them harder and harder !
harder than you like...
I can hear those moans that mean I am doing it oh so fucking right !
oh I long to give them little loving smacks till you ordered me to stop. but I won't stop immediately no. you tell me again and I reluctantly do..
I begin to caress and lick them into such sweet relief.
I can feel my nipples tingle with delight as picture how swollen, how excited, they have become..
I am completely lost in my daydream now .
I have lost all control !
I keep licking and sucking like a thirsty starved animal,
I can feel you grab my head and hold it in place as you begin to fuck my mouth with nice long sweet strokes that end at the back of my throat !
You stop for a minute and gaze into my eyes to see the hungry in them..
I see the ecstasy in yours !
I can see how close you are to cumming !
You stop looking at me and return to pleasuring your throbbing cock.
In and out you go getting faster and faster with each stroke !
I can feel your cock as it grows bigger and bigger !
Your rapid breathing has stopped, you have slowed your pace too ! I prepare myself because I know you need to cum !
I take a nice long breath relax my throat.. and
With one final delightful stroke you penetrate my throat and shot that hot sweet cum, that I am starving for, down my sweet fucking throat.
sighs, if only this wasn't just a daydream.
I hope you enjoyed my naughty little ditty
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