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girl, you are a woman now........
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girl, you are a woman now........ guys may not wat to read this....it's about the curse, our little friend....the monthlies.... my niece called me today and we talked for quite a while. she officially became a woman about twenty minutes earlier and i felt, well privileged to be included........smiles. it was a long and often silly conversation about what that means. she's terrified of using tampax but figures she'll cave first beach day....i remember my first attempt. a full jar of vaseline and a box of extra slenders.........should have left the vaseline out of the equation since all it did was pop the bloody things (no pun intended) out of my lubricated hands. it took me 45 minutes and three girl friends and 11 tampax before i succeeded. M laughed like a loon about that because she is spending the night with her two BFFs and she bets they'll try to convince her. when i got my period the first time i was 16 and 9 months. late for most girls. it happened at school in the lunch line and my math teacher (a lovely man with girls of his own) came up behind me and taking both my elbows said, " come with me " and we duck walked to the home ec room. Mom came to get me and we went home and she made me tea and cinnamon toast and gave me a hot water bottle. my sister said, "welcome to hell"...but still, i felt ever so proud of myself. then, like the who goes to their first day of kindergarten and realizes she has to keep going back, i became quickly disenchanted. (altho, and this is for the men who have ventured to read thus far.....we are very horny and very snug when we're menstruating....just thought you all should know). today, my niece feels a little bit special and smug. i asked her what will change now......she said, "i guess i better start carrying a condom. snork.....jk, auntie, jk." what will change is that the little girl things and the things will begin to fade and if you're not careful...you'll be a grownup before you know it. i'll miss the little girl. but i look forward to meeting the woman. You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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How nice that she shared her rite of passage with you  my "first period" story is that my parents were leaving on a two week vacation and my mom took me aside before they left and said, "Now, in case you get your first period while we are gone, here are some supplies". And sure enough, I did. How did she know?  Maybe I had been extra cranky - lol.  
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"...we are very horny and very snug when we're menstruating..." Sure thing, we. I was married to one of those so-called "horny" women for 24 years, which is just about 47 years too long. I'd rather have wasted my pay-checks on a hooker--for the right price, she actually might, at least, fein being horny; or even on one of them fake rubber pussies. And neither would give a shit how I vote... or even if I don't. Solar...
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WE, you've caught me at a loss for words. This is a subject I don't know much about. About all I can say is Happy New Year!
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