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viagra.............truth in advertising  

wickedeasy 74F
11198 posts
10/15/2009 12:36 pm
viagra.............truth in advertising


The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans..

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6 Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


mediumWalter 47M
4236 posts
10/15/2009 1:21 pm

Viagra~better living through chemistry

Viagra-just do it

Viagra~fuckers wanted

Viagra~Obey your thingy

Blues is a healer. All over the world.
John Lee Hooker

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wickedeasy replies on 10/15/2009 5:03 pm:
how about - viagra - ther's the beef

canyaz 56F
17128 posts
10/15/2009 2:32 pm

Thanks for the laugh.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


rm_mutiger2009 69M
2853 posts
10/15/2009 7:45 pm


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
10/15/2009 8:09 pm

LOL - very nice. I think we could use one of those contests at my workplace...


ce_64667 60F

10/15/2009 9:46 pm

*snort*

omg.

those are hysterical!!

(and you are right...a SMART boss!)



"All you'll get from strangers is surface pleasantry or indifference. Only someone who loves you will criticize you." - Judith Crist, crack film critic


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
10/16/2009 2:16 am

Very humourous. A bit of levity is never amiss at work.


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
10/16/2009 5:59 pm

This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


Panthiest 80M

10/18/2009 7:11 pm

Fun-Kneee! Thanks for the larfs.


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