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The Clooney effect
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The Clooney effect Something strange happened to me this week. I caught three separate women ogling me. Not staring or admirering. And they was not subtle at all. Just imagine the sailors in Cher's If I could turn back time video and that's roughly the reaction I got. This of course came as a shock. Because no guy gets these super excited reactions from women. I've certainly never experienced it before. Two things came from this. One I got super cocky for about three hours afterwards and it was all that I could talk about. It didn't matter who I was talking with or what we were talking about. I found a way to bring it up. I could have been talking to a kindergartner about finger painting and it didn't stop me. I would have been like "Yes, little billy. Fingering painting is fun and it fills you with a great feeling. You know what else is a great feeling? Having a woman look at you like she wants to fuck you. In fact it's a better feeling. Finger painting is great and all but anyone can mix red and blue to make purple but not many people can make pink throb by just standing there. Now run home and ask your dad awkward questions he wasn't prepared to answer for another decade." He's a good . And two it made me wonder if I'm a pulling a Clooney and getting more hansome the older I get and I'm just coming out of my Facts of life mullet wearing "You'll never hook up with Tootie you weirdo" Clooney. And coming into my ER passion for the patients cut my hair into a Caesar because it gets too frizzy from the humidity from all the wet pussy being thrown at me Clooney. Or they could have been thinking about Dwyane the rock Johnson in their heads. It's too early to tell. |
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Does blue and red make purple? I think so?
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