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Blogs > CeriosEros > The life & times of Zero Mega

I've never taken a dick pic does that make me weird?  

CeriosEros 39M
615 posts
8/23/2016 11:14 pm

Last Read:
8/26/2016 7:41 pm
I've never taken a dick pic does that make me weird?

I've never taken a dick pic. It's true. I've never looked down at my penis and thought "You know what, I someone else has got to see this." That not to say I wouldn't or look down on guys that take them. On the contrary I admire your balls. Metaphorical not literally. I bet you have nice balls but I'm just not a ball guy. I'm more of a labia and clitoris kind of guy. More of a fan of the entire vulva really. I'm just saying I kind of wish I had the metaphorical balls to whip out my dick and show it to someone. I just don't have it. Nor do I have someone that wants to see my dick. There's no chick out there messaging me saying "Help, I can't get wet. Please send me a dick pic. My pussy is a desert and only a picture of your dick can turn it back into a rainforest." I mean who can say no to that request. As a gentleman I have send my dick out there like a first responder. Just singing like mighty mouse "Here I come to save the day". Other than that scenario I don't see myself putting Mr. Snuffleupagues out there for the world to see. Yes, I named my penis Mr. Snuffleupagues. If you can't pronounce his official name you can use his nickname. Black Dynamite.

CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
8/23/2016 11:16 pm

 Boredom and blogging can be more dangerous than drinking and driving. I'm sorry about this one guys.


vabeachhotwife 63M/62F
394 posts
8/23/2016 11:58 pm

 Nothing wrong at all with not having taken a picture of Snuffy. Yes, it makes you different than a large majority of the guys on the site. But refreshing. Not weird.


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
8/24/2016 1:14 am

 never taken a dick pic does that make me weird? .... Nope. Makes you a considerate heterosexual. The others are either homosexuals, or closet-homos [bisexual].


Msmealsonheels 30F  
688 posts
8/24/2016 3:02 am

 Have you considered talking to a Doctor about this?


ltrskr 75M
Ask me for a photo

8/24/2016 3:16 am

 Sent a dick pic to a women once, She replied, "Ain't no big thing".....

Good post!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
8/24/2016 3:24 am

 The profiles that start out with junk photos do not get read by me. Tells me the wrong head was thinking when they joined this site.
(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
8/24/2016 4:53 am

 It makes you classy.


nerdygirl721 34F  
1176 posts
8/25/2016 1:26 pm

 I just love your blog. Black Dynamite? I can't.


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